Mr.Silver has brought your fix: Random Banter #206

[HalfTangible]

And then cancel your mother's cards.

I assumed that was understood

[LaZodiac]

Speaking of deranged sociopaths, any more news on your sister's "pregnancy"?

Not real! Thank christ.

Contact your bank immediately and cancel all of your cards.

None of my cards (of which there are only one) are inside Mom's wallet which was in the card. It's already finished.

[Cuthalion]

Ooh, that looks rough

Yyyeah...

Sweet hazelnuts, Cuthalion -- is your property going to be alright? It seems to be on a hill, so my fears of flooded basements are allayed.

If that is indeed your property at all.

I am in no way at this moment making calls to dispatch some budgie agents to the area.

Yes, this is taken from my front porch. It the intersection below me on a steep hill.

Even better? Burgers Benedict. Or just burgers with fried egg on them.

On the one hand, wasting water. On the other hand, at least it shows there's still some water left in the system? Ouch.

Hm....

True.

That ... just ... I'm sorry. Hey, at least you got to water your lawn without actually doing anything! Right? Right?

If I had a lawn and I was on that street, this would most assuredly be true.

That is not good. And I have spent too long on geoguessr. The next things I looked at were the style of trash bin and that they were out on Friday and what was flowering at this time of year.


We are not growing rice here any more. We are not supposed to water our lawn with a flood.

It was left out too long. Trash is picked up Wednesday nights.

And this is why you don't build your hydrants street superstructures...

Hm?

ION: The water from the tap is yellow now. ^^

Oh, good, someone smashed Mom's car window last night and stole everything. This includes her wallet and all her credit cards. Also all of her money.

Oh no. I'm sorry. Do what Asta says, and I hope you find whoever did it.

Gee, I wonder who it could have been. I mean, it's not like your family includes a deranged sociopath or anything...

Enderlord? Just... no. Don't even.

And then cancel your mother's cards.

Heh.

[enderlord99]

Enderlord? Just... no. Don't even.

What? What'd I do?

[HalfTangible]

None of my cards (of which there are only one) are inside Mom's wallet which was in the card. It's already finished.

You knew what i meant

@ender: General rule of thumb for sarcasm: Don't use it for legitimately serious situations.

[enderlord99]

@ender: General rule of thumb for sarcasm: Don't use it for legitimately serious situations.

Oh. Okay. Thanks for telling me.

[Teddy]

Hm?

(Whoops, forgot an "as" in there...)

This his how a Swedish hydrant looks:


It's completely safe from running over (when the lid is on), no accidental water leaks there.

What? What'd I do?

As Tangible said, plus your immediate conclusion (with no uncertainity) about the identity of the culprit. I mean, to start with, if Zodi's sister wanted to steal her mum's wallet, she probably had direct access to the car keys and wouldn't have to smash the car window...

[AtlanteanTroll]

*facepalms repeatedly at the lack of taking social cues*

[Asta Kask]

Did you eat someone's billygoat?

[LaZodiac]

As Tangible said, plus your immediate conclusion (with no uncertainity) about the identity of the culprit. I mean, to start with, if Zodi's sister wanted to steal her mum's wallet, she probably had direct access to the car keys and wouldn't have to smash the car window...

Well no the car keys would be on Mom's person. This happened at the bar.

Also I do think either sister or her boyfriend did it, because they where both down around the area where it happened. No real evidence for it or against it.

@Ender and @Atlantean: Come on girls you're both pretty, stop fighting.

[enderlord99]

@Ender and @Atlantean: Come on girls you're both pretty, stop fighting.

[Teddy]

Well no the car keys would be on Mom's person. This happened at the bar.

Also I do think either sister or her boyfriend did it, because they where both down around the area where it happened. No real evidence for it or against it.

Well, perhaps you'll notice if she's got unusual amounts of money to spend all of a sudden...

[LaZodiac]

It's a joke, of sorts

Well, perhaps you'll notice if she's got unusual amounts of money to spend all of a sudden...

she does have far more change in her jacket then she should, seeing as how she has no money. But we'll see.

[AtlanteanTroll]

It's a joke, of sorts

And a bad one at that.

[Coidzor]

I'm still slightly confused as to why she'd leave her valuables in the car. My mom goes crazy paranoid when she leaves her purse in the car for 5 minutes with the car locked up in broad daylight and nags at me to go check on it.

Then again, I suppose she still does that at all despite presumably knowing better, but who can fathom the minds of one's parents?

[HalfTangible]

And a bad one at that.

I'm laughin'

I'm still slightly confused as to why she'd leave her valuables in the car. My mom goes crazy paranoid when she leaves her purse in the car for 5 minutes with the car locked up in broad daylight and nags at me to go check on it.

Then again, I suppose she still does that at all despite presumably knowing better, but who can fathom the minds of one's parents?

*shrug* Lala's sister isn't in the funny farm, I'll believe anything at this point.

Granted, it's a little odd, but not everyone's paranoid.

[AtlanteanTroll]

I'm laughin'

Bad sense of humor then.

(Okay, I'm done.)

[HalfTangible]

Bad sense of humor then.

(Okay, I'm done.)

.............

You are soooo gonna pay.

[Solse]

Not real! Thank christ.

I had a feeling...

ION: The water from the tap is yellow now. ^^

I don't know why that would be, but my advice would be not to drink it. Unless you want superpowers, stay away from it.

[enderlord99]

(Okay, I'm done.)

Stop lying.

[Taet]

I am tasting metal in cookies that have no metal in them.

I'm still slightly confused as to why she'd leave her valuables in the car. My mom goes crazy paranoid when she leaves her purse in the car for 5 minutes with the car locked up in broad daylight and nags at me to go check on it.

Then again, I suppose she still does that at all despite presumably knowing better, but who can fathom the minds of one's parents?

I think this is a small town thing. And so is the not locking your doors. I do not understand it. The doors have locks. Why not use the locks?

I don't know why that would be, but my advice would be not to drink it. Unless you want superpowers, stay away from it.

It may be Mountain Dew in the water. Do not drink it Cuthalion.

And jhunter_d is very good at posting when I am trying to post.

[Solse]

And jhunter_d is very good at posting when I am trying to post.

It's not my fault I have Ninja Skillz(tm).
Disclaimer: I am not actually a ninja in real life.

[Coidzor]

I am tasting metal in cookies that have no metal in them.

I think this is a small town thing. And so is the not locking your doors. I do not understand it. The doors have locks. Why not use the locks?

Pillsbury? My dad gets the same thing. For me it's chocolate pudding if it's cooked, served, or eaten with metal implements. And most forms of chocolate icecream that are not the primo stuff or just straight-up gelato.

I suppose, though even in small towns you're not supposed to leave your purse in the car overnight.

[Teddy]

Okay, now I've learned to not delete all the mail in GMail's "All Mail" folder. To clarify on why I even thought it was a good idea, the "read" status of the mail in the folder didn't stay consistent with those in the other folders, and a few test deletions didn't delete the mail in its proper folder, which made me think they were just copies. I should've taken the delays involved with using an IMAP client into consideration...

Oh well, the problem was easily solved anyway, since I just had to move all the mail back to my inbox and reapply the filter rules to fix it.

[LaZodiac]

Yay spending two hours of my break trying to access my account because I FORGOT MY PASSWORD DERP.

Sorry GITP staff

[Coidzor]

Yay spending two hours of my break trying to access my account because I FORGOT MY PASSWORD DERP.

Sorry GITP staff

That's always unpleasant, sorry you ran into that mess. One of the fringe benefits of moving between computers lately has been that I've had to actually memorize my passwords, which was interesting.

[Solse]

Yay spending two hours of my break trying to access my account because I FORGOT MY PASSWORD DERP.

Sorry GITP staff

I use various different usernames and passwords on different websites depending on which characters are allowed. Multiple times, I think that I forgot my password, so I type in the backup email thing and whaddaya know, the password was right but the username was wrong.

ION: Damn you PHP! Why would I possibly get a SimpleXMLElement returned when I'm trying to access a string!

[enderlord99]

I have a question for Taet (I'm guessing the answer is "no"):

Have you ever killed anyone?

[HalfTangible]

So my brother had a party with a bunch of friends today, and cleaned up the gameroom to accomodate them as instructed by mom. The problem is that he did so by putting all of the stuff in there (including a wheelchair and a suitcase) in Mom's room, instead of in the attic as she asked. Naturally, she's rather upset by this and has chosen to block off the entire upstairs area with the stuff so that when he gets home he will know she's pissed at him.

I wanted to put the stuff on his bed instead, but she said no

[LaZodiac]

So my brother had a party with a bunch of friends today, and cleaned up the gameroom to accomodate them as instructed by mom. The problem is that he did so by putting all of the stuff in there (including a wheelchair and a suitcase) in Mom's room, instead of in the attic as she asked. Naturally, she's rather upset by this and has chosen to block off the entire upstairs area with the stuff so that when he gets home he will know she's pissed at him.

I wanted to put the stuff on his bed instead, but she said no

I WISH **** was that simple up here

Oh also, pretty sure that if someone we know personally broke into Mom's car, it was sister's boyfriend. The person who broke in used a big ole rock and threw it at the window (bashed up the door pretty hard too) a couple times.

Also, ONLY the wallet was stolen, which was under the seat, instead of other things that where also hidden.