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2014-08-10, 02:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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865: In Ebberon play a Warforged. Make it a bard. give it a sense of gender to confuse everyone. make it Female. call it jukebox. decide your entire Warforged body is implanted with different instruments. Learn to play said instruments. Write parodies of several songs/ tv shows/ situations etc that your character would have no way of actually knowing. these will be the melodies for your inspire courage and other bard songs.
866: prepare the song for your final encounter weeks before the game even starts.Spoilermake the song the final countdown for extra lols, I shall let you know how it turns out later.
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2014-08-10, 06:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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866. As a Player: Tell your party you'll do the casting stuff. Have your character have 9 on its casting stat, allegate it is an special kind of caster, and its will powers will come later, meanwhile, why no take monk levels?
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2014-08-10, 11:50 AM (ISO 8601)
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868: as DM have all your NPCs sound like characters from various children's shows including cookie monster the bartender and Sebastian the crab as a ship captain.
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2014-08-10, 12:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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MAGIC, n. An art of converting superstition into coin. There are other arts serving the same high purpose, but the discreet lexicographer does not name them.
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2014-08-10, 12:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-08-11, 04:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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869: As a player convince the rest of your party to create characters based on the mane 6 characters of my little pony without directly stating it. Don't tell your DM of your intention. Bonus points if your character name subtly refers to or somehow contains part or all of the name of the pony you are basing it off of. see how long it takes your DM to realise.
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2014-08-11, 01:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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870. As the DM, ask the players "Are you wearing your armor right now?" at random times in towns, camp, taverns, etc.
If they say no, look devious, roll some dice, and ask for a spot check. DC: one higher than the number they end up with.
And I do hope somebody's said "Use bardic music to Inspire Competence on a Move Silently check."
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2014-08-11, 02:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-08-11, 03:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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π = 4
Consider a 5' radius blast: this affects 4 squares which have a circumference of 40' — Actually it's worse than that.
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2014-08-11, 03:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-08-11, 03:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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872.
True story, and somewhat unintentional.
1. Use wisdom as a dump stat
2. Take race with a penalty to wisdom
3. Take flaw inattentive
4. Take flaw pathetic wisdom
5. Put no ranks in spot or listen
Volunteer for watch duty.Last edited by bjoern; 2014-08-11 at 03:22 PM.
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2014-08-11, 03:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-08-11, 03:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-08-11, 03:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-08-11, 03:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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873. Have a 2 in wisdom but a great charisma score, take force of personality and be really naive
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2014-08-11, 04:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-08-11, 05:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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My DM wouldn't let me say things unless I spoke like an idiot, or to speak in a reaaally low voice, because apparently negative scores on Charisma meant that 'no one will ever take you seriously'.
So my ghostwise halfling wizard would, nine times out of ten, say 'I told you so' to the party/NPCs/DMPCs/DM.MAGIC, n. An art of converting superstition into coin. There are other arts serving the same high purpose, but the discreet lexicographer does not name them.
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2014-08-17, 09:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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833. Ride a horse ontop of the unconscious friendly NPC during a fight
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup" - Wisest Wizard Ever
I am the OP of the (now completed) thread 1001+ Ways to screw with your DM/Party
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2014-08-17, 09:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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Inspire Competence for Move Silently, I've done. I was doing a very public performance, and my rogue friend was sneaking around the back. My lyrics were cool and soothing, not "he's-a movin' so soft-ly!". Still, I can say that I did it :D
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834: Play a female multiclass of as many different Hybrid classes as you can. Sing "I'm Every Woman" at every opportunity for your Skald abilities.Avatar by Elder Tsofu
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2014-08-17, 10:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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835. Rudisplork... Everyone.
MAGIC, n. An art of converting superstition into coin. There are other arts serving the same high purpose, but the discreet lexicographer does not name them.
Taken from The Devil's Dictionary
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2014-08-17, 12:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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836: Convince the DM to homebrew a "race" of droids/robots/cyborgs.
Every session, roleplay a different famous droid/robot/cyborg (including their "alignment" and how they would respond to situations) and see how long it takes people to catch on.
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2014-08-17, 12:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup" - Wisest Wizard Ever
I am the OP of the (now completed) thread 1001+ Ways to screw with your DM/Party
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2014-08-17, 12:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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Last edited by Ferronach; 2014-08-17 at 12:31 PM.
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2014-08-17, 01:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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MAGIC, n. An art of converting superstition into coin. There are other arts serving the same high purpose, but the discreet lexicographer does not name them.
Taken from The Devil's Dictionary
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2014-08-19, 10:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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837: As the DM get really excited as you tell the players that you have decided to homebrew some "feat packages" for them which will make it less feat costly to do certain things.
Proceed to combine things like the cleaves, point blank shot and some of its derivatives, endurance and diehard, and so on.
Refuse to combine anything that could remotely help a caster (other than if it helps a physical character more).
Laugh as the optimized caster cry about how you are ignoring their OP buts.
Justify your actions as "balancing" the game.
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2014-08-19, 11:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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2014-08-19, 12:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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838: Build an elf ranger specialized in bows who has taken a vow of pacifism; insist that the only way you'll contribute to combat is through a series of increasingly improbable and roundabout trick shots featuring ricochets, dislodged stalagmites, cut ropes, and pressed buttons. Insist that you calculate the ballpark probabilities of each, and proceed to roll for it every time. Use online rollers for when the to hit chance dips below 1/100.
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2014-08-19, 12:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Im actually going to do it in my game. I will make the Feat packages a single feat slot that grants certain feats as you level up.
For example: Power attack at level 1, cleave at level 2 and great cleave when your BAB is +4. All for a single feat.
To prevent breaking, I maintain that certain packages must be taken at level 1 (fighter can take as bonus at 1 or 2).
I may roll all unarmed into one for those poor monkish fellow if one of my future players decides to be one...
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2014-08-19, 03:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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839. Make a magic item that allows anyone to turn dead at will, with no limits, as a free action. Let me repeat that. You are going to make a magic item that allows anyone to turn DEAD at will. Undead are perfectly safe from this item.
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