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2014-10-10, 07:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Australia
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2014-10-11, 08:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2013
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- Red Dragon Territory
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
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2014-10-11, 12:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
* When another player makes a cunning and charming aristocrat, it is acceptable to ask to play his servant.
** If the servant has an intelligence of 3 he should not be making the cunning plans.
*** If he has negative wisdom and no skill points per level he should really think twice about cooking.
** I may not convince another player to make a prince with 3 wisdom.
** If I make a time machine I should remember to put numbers on the display.
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2014-10-11, 11:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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- Adelaide, South Australia
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2014-10-11, 11:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2012
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- *Redacted*
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
*I'm not allowed to question the physics of why my 30 foot long sword only has a 5 foot reach.
**After doing so, responding "But it only has a 5 foot reach!" is not a good defense against the ban swinging it indoors.Please take everything I say with a grain of salt. Unless we're arguing about alignment. In which case, you're wrong.
Former EMPIRE2! Player: Imperator of the Nihoni Dominion
Former EMPIRE3! Player: Suzerain of the Phœnīx Estates
Former EMPIRE4! Player: Margrave of the Margraviate of Rhune
My Awesome Campaign Setting
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2014-10-12, 02:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2010
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
*"Welcome to Night Vale."
*"Welcome to Hoofington."
*"So imagine Night Vale mixed with Hoofington..."
**No longer allowed to do anything Night Vale or Fallout: Equestria related.
***Doubly so to combining the two.
*As classic as it may be, "We burn down the building" isn't always the best option.
**Especially in Rolemaster where the DM is expecting more inventive solutions.
***It's generally bad form to give the party an "I told you so" look when half the party is killed or incapacitated by the equivalent of six Dire Rats.Awesome avatar by linklele
"The Barrier World" Google Doc
A post-post apocalyptic steampunk magitech Pathfinder setting.Spoiler
Awesome avatar by Akrim.elf and Ceika
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2014-10-12, 05:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2013
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
*my gnome bard may not put all his skill ranks into Perform: (various instruments such as Kazoo and beer bottle).
** May not attempt to play 12 instruments at once with various body parts during combat
*** Definitely may not play youtube videos in multiple windows to simulate this
**** No, you can't try to RP it instead
***** What the hell is a Gravikord?
****** Why do you own a Gravikord?
******* Cannot multiclass into synthesist summoner to gain more arms for instrumentsLast edited by FabulousFizban; 2014-10-12 at 05:49 PM.
May I borrow some bat guano? It's for a spell...
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2014-10-12, 06:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2013
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2014-10-12, 06:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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- 127.0.0.1
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
******** No, I may not build a Wurlitzer theater organ by adding all these random instruments I have with the organ we got as treasure
********* Installing this organ in the back of a wagon and dragging it with us everywhere is disallowed
********** Now that the party has their own castle, I am free to install it in one of the rooms
*********** When the rest of the party complains that they can hear me playing from everywhere in the castle, the proper response is not "That was the plan"
************ I shouldn't be surprised when, after the other Gnome in the party finds another organ as treasure, he installs it in his room and plays it whenever I'm playing my Wurlitzer
Yes, this did actually happen, and yes, I was a Gnome Bard. There was also an incident with this organ and a cat which had been following us since the beginning of the adventure, but which had only been seen by one party member (everyone else failed their spot checks every time it showed up, and as such everyone thought that this guy was crazy).
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2014-10-12, 07:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2013
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- Alabama
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2014-10-12, 07:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2013
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- Middle of nowhere USA.
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
* Just because I can homebrew an Ooze composed entirely of mathematical formulae doesn't mean I should.
** Even if it is unsurprisingly appropriate for the game system.
*** Especially if it gives the players nightmares IRL.
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2014-10-12, 08:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2013
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
* I am not to try and weasel my way out of a contract by signing with my non-dominant hand.
** Not allowed to sign with my dominant hand, then force my brain to swap dominant hands.
*** Not to sign the contract properly, but when it comes up make the ink invisible with my powers of color changing.
**** I should stop trying to Lemony Snicket my way out of a contract when I'm the one volunteering to sign it with no major consequences for signing or not signing it.I don't think I need the padding anymore, posts seem generally longer now.
Yolo. The uneducated brother of Carpe Diem.
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2014-10-12, 10:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2008
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
Last edited by vasharanpaladin; 2014-10-12 at 10:08 PM.
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2014-10-12, 10:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2013
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
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2014-10-13, 04:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2013
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- Germany
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2014-10-13, 08:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2008
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- Orlando, FL
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
I am no longer allowed to disguise an anti-tank mine as the little painted 'Handicap' marker in the parking lot.
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2014-10-13, 02:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2007
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- Somewhere in Midgard
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
*No longer allowed to camouflage a claymore inside a photo-booth in the mall as the camera.
**No longer allowed to hide a claymore in people's rearview mirrors.
***No longer allowed to have claymore minesMy opinion and a dollar will get you a cup of coffee at the 7/11, most others want the dollar too :P
Steam ID: blacklight101
78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
Where did you start yours?
At an observation deck at Port Wander, seeing his ship for the first time and being introduced to the bridge crew/away team that he hired before arriving.
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2014-10-13, 08:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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2014-10-13, 08:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2013
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2014-10-13, 09:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2010
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- Durham
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
****Except if the campaign is specifically built around such character concepts
*****Or your playing Monsters & Other Childish Things or Little Fears
******Said Gm's are allowed too be a tad dubious
*******You know what Kenji's back-story can't be used
*Character backgrounds cannot begin with and that is how I broke reality
**Character backgrounds cannot include and that is how I gained the ability too grant wishes
*White Court Vampires are no longer allowed too feed on any emotion except Lust
**Pure Red & Black courts are not an option
***The Jade Court is up too player/gm choice
****There are 3 other vampire courts,does not mean we can have 7 different vampires
*****Said 7 vampires are not Super Sentai Vampire Ranger
******The Red Court Infected Tattoos do not activate by saying Henshin
*******The White Court does not gain energy from being at the release of Twilight films
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2014-10-13, 09:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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- Where I am
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2014-10-13, 11:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
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2014-10-14, 02:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
*I may no longer use a Portable Hole to pleasure myself.
Homebrew!
5e: Expanded Inspiration Uses
Spoiler: 3.5/P Stuff. Warning: OLDBase Classes: Blood Mage
Prestige Classes: Trophy Hunter / Spellshatterer
Miscellany: Permanency Support
Resources:
Alchemical Items/Special Materials List / E6 Magic Item List
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2014-10-14, 09:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
******** My White Court Vampire's high concept is not "Edward Cullen, but with less sparkles", because that's obvious.
********* Nor can it be "Edward Cullen, in body glitter".
********** My Indian white court vampire cannot cause pregnancy via staring.
*********** Or an elaborate song and dance routine.
************ "Summon Backup Dancers" is not a power.
************* I may not keep tally of the resulting vampirelings.
************** I should not orchestrate their awakening.
* My werewolf's trouble cannot be "does not own a shirt".
** Especially if female.
*** "In love with the vampire's girlfriend" is right out.
**** "Does not own trousers" as a trouble?
Now, one I've seen multiple people told off for:
* I cannot abuse my engineering skills for fun and profit.Last edited by Anonymouswizard; 2014-10-14 at 09:50 AM.
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2014-10-14, 12:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2008
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2014-10-14, 03:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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- 127.0.0.1
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
* When the DM says we are being attacked by a bear, I may not ask if he meant a platypusbear
** Same goes for skunkbear
*** No, it isn't an armadillobear, it's just a regular old bear
**** It's a bear, not a gopherbear
***** You know what, fine. It's actually an owlbear
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2014-10-14, 03:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2008
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- Orlando, FL
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
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2014-10-14, 04:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
*Character backgrounds cannot begin with and that is how I broke reality
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2014-10-14, 07:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
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2014-10-14, 07:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Australia
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing VII: No, Not Even Then
***If any character has that weakness, not to make battle armor out of lingerie just to hurt him.
*In battle-tech, cannot paint my mecha yellow and call it "The magic schooled bus."
**Especially if it's an atlas.
*Cannot upgrade a flea by replacing it's armour with gasoline-coated toilet paper. It's not THAT weak.
* Grasshopper mecha do not form locust swarms.
* Cannot have "what would Mazinger Z do?" engraved on my mecha's armor.
** Or "what would Kamina do?"
*** We already know what Megas XLR would do, and it's probably a bad idea.
** Same goes with "Carpaie diem"
* No mecha is equipped with a rimshot button
** Or a coffee machine, for that matter.
*My barbarian, while raging, is in fact, angry, and not "just disappointed."