Streets of the Town XVII

[Chaotic Bob]

"Yes, kinda...maybe...you make Cerk angry!"
The NPC randomly goes beserk and draws his greatsword, swinging it at the mans face.

[Nevrmore]

The man ducks down, pulls out his knife, and tries to plunge it into the man's stomach.

[Chaotic Bob]

The NPC gets lucky and trips, accidentally putting his sword in the way of the dagger, but he also sprains his ankle.
"Cerk's foot!!"

[Nevrmore]

The man smiles.

"Does it hurt?"

[Chaotic Bob]

"Yes! Hurt lots!"
The man falls to the ground and gingerly pokes his foot, howling in pain when he does.

[Nevrmore]

The man takes a note out of Major Payne's book...

"Want me to take the pain off your foot?"

[Chaotic Bob]

"Yes! Make hurty go away!"

[Nevrmore]

The man doesn't hesitate to sink his dagger deep into Cerk's thigh meat.

[Chaotic Bob]

He howls louder and tries to punch the man in the face.
"I said make hurty go away! Not make more!"

[McBish]

Eric leaves Trog's and heads towards the beach.

[Nevrmore]

The man dodges the first punch, not wanting someone like this NPC give him any sort of pain. With one of his hands he removes the piercings from either side of his mouth, releasing the extensions which widen his oral organ by several inches. He smiles, removes the dagger from Cerk's thrigh, and goes for his solar plexus.

[Chaotic Bob]

The dagger connects, just because NPC's aren't allowed to do very well against PC's unless they're really important.
"AAA! Why odd man stab Cerk? Why?"

[Nevrmore]

((C'mon, go for another punch))

The man removes the dagger, not wanting to kill the idiot just yet. He stabs him in the inner thigh.

[Chaotic Bob]

Cerk howls in agony and tries to beat the man down with both of his fists.

[Nevrmore]

((I got this one from Ichi the Killer))

The man opens his now extraordinarily large mouth to capture Cerk's fist inside. He clamps down, piercing the man's flesh with his sharp teeth.

[Chaotic Bob]

Still howling, the poor NPC tries to pull his hand from the man's mouth while trying to break the man's nose with his other hand.

[Nevrmore]

((Wow, not large enough to fit the dude's entire head inside))

The man jerks his head back, releasing Cerk's hand in the process. He does, however, keep a large amount of the beastly man's skin, which he prompty swallows.

Growing tired of this, The man finally goes to stab Cerk in the jugular.

[Chaotic Bob]

((whoopsy...I meant hand))

Cerk is spared once more by his clumsiness as he falls over and narrowly dodges the dagger.
"You mean man!"

[Nevrmore]

"The fates won't save you thrice, dammit."

His hand steadies as the blade aims itself right at Cerk's heart.

[Chaotic Bob]

And he is completely correct, the dagger sinking into Cerk's heart. The poor NPC sputters and coughs up a small amount of blood.
"Cerk had 2 children..."

[Nevrmore]

"That's good, I love to dabble in family activities."

[Chaotic Bob]

Cerk lets out one more howl of pain as a single tear slips from his eye and he falls over lifelesss.

[Nevrmore]

The man stands, wiping Cerk's blood from his knife before he sheathes it. He puts the piercings back on the sides of his mouth, smiling sadistically.

"What a nice end to a good night." He says.

[Chaotic Bob]

"I'm sure it is, sir"
A woman's voice appears behind the man, sounding rather angry.

[Nevrmore]

The man rolls his eyes.

"Geez, you saw that whole thing and didn't even jump in to help? What an ass." He says, smirking.

[Chaotic Bob]

"Oh no, I only just arrived."
The woman frowns and jabs into shortspear at his back.

[Nevrmore]

((Are you actually trying to stab me or just pointing it at me?))

[Chaotic Bob]

((stabby..into spinal column to be specific))

[Nevrmore]

The man whirls around, knocking the spear away from him with his dagger.

"Not even gonna take me on a date, first?"

[Chaotic Bob]

((I saw that ninja-deletion...))

The woman raises an amused eyebrow.
"What would make me do that?"
She pulls the spear back and twirls it expertly.