[3.x/PF] GitP Regulars as Feats!

[Jormengand]

Stack
You are capable of stacking things.
Benefit: Choose a type of bonus except for ability, armour, racial, shield or size. Bonuses of that type stack for you.
Restriction: Multiple bonuses of the same type that come from the same source still don't stack.
Normal: Only dodge and circumstance bonuses stack.

[Red Fel]

Stack
You are capable of stacking things.
Benefit: Choose a type of bonus except for ability, armour, racial, shield or size. Bonuses of that type stack for you.
Restriction: Multiple bonuses of the same type that come from the same source still don't stack.
Normal: Only dodge and circumstance bonuses stack.

Get out of my head Charles!

Seriously, I was thinking the same thing. Now I feel completely unoriginal, and sad, and mildly hungry.

That last one is likely unrelated.

[Jormengand]

Get out of my head Charles!

Seriously, I was thinking the same thing. Now I feel completely unoriginal, and sad, and mildly hungry.

That last one is likely unrelated.

The hell is Charles?

Om nom nom.

You could always do my one instead.

[Red Fel]

The hell is Charles?

He's the bald guy in the suit.

Anyhow, I'll have to think about this one.

[NeoPhoenix0]

Charles isn't a bad guy. He's nice, and understanding, and doesn't try to destroy you if you are opposed to him, excepting extreme circumstances.

LP, you should take some notes.

[Elricaltovilla]

Charles isn't a bad guy. He's nice, and understanding, and doesn't try to destroy you if you are opposed to him, excepting extreme circumstances.

AKA NotaPaladin.

And Charles is totally the bad guy. He treated Caine like crap all through their childhood, killed his sister in the womb and totally cheated on the empress of the Shi'ar Empire. Don't tell me that's not gonna end up biting us in the ass.

[Red Fel]

Charles isn't a bad guy. He's nice, and understanding, and doesn't try to destroy you if you are opposed to him, excepting extreme circumstances.

LP, you should take some notes.

Now type the same thing in my favored font color, and you might have a better idea of who Charles is.

LP, you should take some notes.

[PsyBomb]

The hell is Charles?

Om nom nom.

You could always do my one instead.

Jormengand's Wordsmithing
By following the methods of the greatest Truenamer of all time, you find your targets far easier to affect. The Laws, though, don't like you taking this shortcut.
Benefit: When rolling a Truespeech skill check for any utterance, you may halve the DC increase for the target's HD. However, if you do so, you also Curse yourself for two rounds. This curse doubles the penalties inflicted by the Law of Resistance while in effect (so if you attempt an utterance for the fourth time in a day while cursed, the Skill DC would go up by 16 instead of 8)

Psybomb [Psionic, Combat]
You are a walking avatar of psionic destruction.
Benefit: As a standard action, you may channel psionic energy into a devastating burst, spending 1 PP and dealing 1d6 damage of your active energy type (energy modifications as standard) in a 5' radius, centered on yourself. You may exclude yourself from this damage if you choose.
Augment: For every additional PP spent, increase the damage dealt by 1d6 and increase the radius by 5'.
You may expend psionic focus to exclude a number of creatures equal to you manifesting modifier.

Love it!

[Jormengand]

Jormengand's Wordsmithing
By following the methods of the greatest Truenamer of all time, you find your targets far easier to affect. The Laws, though, don't like you taking this shortcut.
Benefit: When rolling a Truenaming skill check for any utterance, you may halve the DC increase for the target's HD. However, if you do so, you also Curse yourself for two rounds. This curse doubles the penalties inflicted by the Laws.

That doesn't work because the Law of Sequence's effect can't be doubled and the Law of Resistance's effect doesn't have a duration so cursing yourself "For two rounds" doesn't mean anything, plus the skill is called Truespeak. But otherwise, it's cool.

[NeoPhoenix0]

Now type the same thing in my favored font color, and you might have a better idea of who Charles is.

LP, you should take some notes.

Never! Back you villain, back! and take your perfectly awesome color with you!

[PsyBomb]

That doesn't work because the Law of Sequence's effect can't be doubled and the Law of Resistance's effect doesn't have a duration so cursing yourself "For two rounds" doesn't mean anything, plus the skill is called Truespeak. But otherwise, it's cool.

heh, need to look up the mechanics of it all again. My main reference is no longer online *cough* so that was going from memory. I'll edit it soonish.

[LoyalPaladin]

AKA NotaPaladin.

And Charles is totally the bad guy. He treated Caine like crap all through their childhood, killed his sister in the womb and totally cheated on the empress of the Shi'ar Empire. Don't tell me that's not gonna end up biting us in the ass.

Yep, definitely not a Paladin. Maybe the LN (leaning LE) psionic with an unusually high charisma score.

Charles isn't a bad guy. He's nice, and understanding, and doesn't try to destroy you if you are opposed to him, excepting extreme circumstances.

I don't destroy those who oppose me. I attempt a diplomacy check and then show them the error of their ways. It isn't my fault that charisma is my main stat and I happen to stick all my points in diplomacy.

LP, you should take some notes.

Torm, is the only being this Paladin strives to be like.

[Elricaltovilla]

Torm, is the only being this Paladin strives to be like.

Would you say Torm is all Paladin's Spiritual Liege?

[PsyBomb]

Fixed your feat, Jorm. Trying to make it clear how it works, but it's tough.

[LoyalPaladin]

Would you say Torm is all Paladin's Spiritual Liege?

I would say Torm is the epitome of what all paladins should strive to be.

[Elricaltovilla]

I would say Torm is the epitome of what all paladins should strive to be.

I like my knights like I like my lemonade. Sour. And Fizzy.

[LoyalPaladin]

I like my knights like I like my lemonade. Sour. And Fizzy.

Huh. Sorta how Snowbluff likes his PCs! I'm fairly certain after my time on this forum, I have discovered that paladin has become synonymous with punching bag. But it's all in good fun, right?

[Jormengand]

Fixed your feat, Jorm. Trying to make it clear how it works, but it's tough.

But it would normally only go up 2 (to a total of 8), and you're trying to make it go up 10 to a total of 16 instead. Unless you really want it doubling the end LoR penalty. Oh, and doesn't work on Crafted Tool or Perfected map utterances, deliberate?

Also, the feat is almost never worth it, sorry. If you're the kind of person who can eat the LoR penalty without being very sad, why do you need the +HD/2 bonus to truespeak again?

[LoyalPaladin]

But it would normally only go up 2 (to a total of 8), and you're trying to make it go up 10 to a total of 16 instead. Unless you really want it doubling the end LoR penalty. Oh, and doesn't work on Crafted Tool or Perfected map utterances, deliberate?

Also, the feat is almost never worth it, sorry. If you're the kind of person who can eat the LoR penalty without being very sad, why do you need the +HD/2 bonus to truespeak again?

This is exactly the reason I don't play this class. I have no idea what is going on!

[NeoPhoenix0]

Huh. Sorta how Snowbluff likes his PCs! I'm fairly certain after my time on this forum, I have discovered that paladin has become synonymous with punching bag. But it's all in good fun, right?

We here on giants have discovered that 2000% of all paladins have very little intelligence and are incapable of interpreting their code as anything except kill anything that pings evil on the evildar and anything that breaks the law.

[Elricaltovilla]

Huh. Sorta how Snowbluff likes his PCs! I'm fairly certain after my time on this forum, I have discovered that paladin has become synonymous with punching bag. But it's all in good fun, right?

Sure sure. that's why I edited in a link to my favorite fizzy drink. You should definitely try it sometime.

I suppose it's just from a literary perspective that the cynical knight appeals to me more. I have nothing against farm boys, but the guy who knows how terrible the world is and still fights to make it better? That's a hero to me.

[LoyalPaladin]

We here on giants have discovered that 2000% of all paladins have very little intelligence and are incapable of interpreting their code as anything except kill anything that pings evil on the evildar and anything that breaks the law.

Paladins Inc. denies the accusation that 2000% of our esteemed and loyal staff would behave in such a manner. The quality of our hiring staff is of the highest quality and is led by Mr. Red L. E. Fel, who we have had on staff ever since my ring of undetectable alignment went missing. In collaboration with him, we have made sure that every stat our paladins have will never fall below 10. Crimes against the forces of Law and Good have never been lower.

Sure sure. that's why I edited in a link to my favorite fizzy drink. You should definitely try it sometime.

I suppose it's just from a literary perspective that the cynical knight appeals to me more. I have nothing against farm boys, but the guy who knows how terrible the world is and still fights to make it better? That's a hero to me.

I like that drink... and that link was pretty funny... you are forgiven.

I am a big fan of the "last bastion of hope" type of paladin. I like that they know the world is awful, but they can't be brought down, because if they lose hope, all is lost.

[Jormengand]

This is exactly the reason I don't play this class. I have no idea what is going on!

It's more simple than we're making it out to be. To utter, you need to take a truespeak check, but the DC goes up 2 each time you use the same utterance.

[Elricaltovilla]

Why would a paladin need a ring of undetectable alignment?

[LoyalPaladin]

Why would a paladin need a ring of undetectable alignment?

Sometimes it is better to fly under the radar when you are in the depths of the Underdark. If they so much as smell good, you'll be up to your ears in spiders before you can cast prayer.

[NeoPhoenix0]

Why would a paladin need a ring of undetectable alignment?

Have you ever been to a bar in sigil?

[Red Fel]

Have you ever been to a bar in sigil?

A Paladin, a Cleric, and a Crusader walk into a bar in Sigil...

[NeoPhoenix0]

A Paladin, a Cleric, and a Crusader walk into a bar in Sigil...

And nothing interesting happened.

You know sometimes sigil comes across as kinda lawful in it's effort to remain neutral. Also, that wasn't very funny. Anyone got a better one?

[Elricaltovilla]

And nothing interesting happened.

You know sometimes sigil comes across as kinda lawful in it's effort to remain neutral. Also, that wasn't very funny. Anyone got a better one?

A Paladin, a Cleric, and a Crusader walk into a bar in sigil and accidentally bump into the Lady of Pain. She kills them.

Better?

[NeoPhoenix0]

A Paladin, a Cleric, and a Crusader walk into a bar in sigil and accidentally bump into the Lady of Pain. She kills them.

Better?

definitely better. hmm, Being giants i think it needs to be needlessly complicated so it isn't funny, and then keep going until it becomes funny again.

Related to my favorite trope, Up to eleven.