Things I May No Longer Do while Playing VIII: Why is the PLOT on fire?

[illyahr]

Punctuation. The difference between "Stop clubbing baby seals" and "Stop clubbing, baby seals"

[Rater202]

*I may not start a club for baby seals.

[Anonymouswizard]

* If the choice is between saving the Princess and stopping Orcus from entering the world, I cannot enter negotiations with the Cult of Orcus.
** Not allowed to play a Merchant again.
*** Not allowed to play a Mercenary again.
**** Cannot ask to talk to their manager.
***** If negotiating with Orcus I should bring a way to resurrect.

[JAL_1138]

*Not allowed to ask why Orcus has nothing to do with Orcs.
**Yes, I know it has to do with the Latin and Old English etymology.

[Anonymouswizard]

* Gruumsh is not Orcs-r-us.
** He has no relation to Orcus.

[Draconium]

Hey, we're on page 50 now, aren't we? Isn't that usually around the point where we move on from one thread to the next? Or do I have no idea what I'm talking about?

[goto124]

*Not allowed to ask why Orcus has nothing to do with Orcs.

** May not sheepishly admit 'I thought he was the God of Orcs...'
*** May not also admit that the first time I heard of him, he was part of a series of Orcus jokes, and did not realise he was a real character.

* May not start a new thread

[AeonsShadow]

My bard, my pixie, nor my warlock may ever draw from the deck of many things again....

(Bard drew the Throne 6 times, +36 to diplomacy, one kingdom.

Pixie drew Moon, fates, gem, and knight, 4 wishes, one get out of jail card, sparklies, and a minion.

Warlock drew, Jester, sun, and Key.... 60,000 exp, lvl 10-lvl 15ish, a cloak of Charisma +4 (HE ROLLED IT) and some axe I traded to the barbarian for a mug that filled with whatever drink I wanted and a pair of rose tinted glasses that allowed me to read other languages.)

[unseenmage]

* The alchemificer is not allowed to build a clockwork spacewhale.
** Definitely not allowed to build a clockwork Pathfinder-Godzilla.
*** Absolutely not allowed to combine the two!
**** That the undead bard could command the Clockwork-Pathfinder-Godzilla-Spacewhale-Amalgam via song does not make it okay.

[Hiro Protagonest]

(Bard drew the Throne 6 times, +36 to diplomacy, one kingdom.

Pretty sure you can only draw each card once.

[AeonsShadow]

Pretty sure you can only draw each card once.

he shuffled cards in after drawing because the decks only came in peices and bits, mixed up all the time. I STILL FAILED EVERY DIPLOMACY CHECK EVER THOUGH.... (friggin natural ones....)

[unseenmage]

he shuffled cards in after drawing because the decks only came in peices and bits, mixed up all the time. I STILL FAILED EVERY DIPLOMACY CHECK EVER THOUGH.... (friggin natural ones....)

But.. but skill and ability checks aren't auto failed on a 1...

[GAAD]

*May not post to the thread just to bump it higher on the front page than the previous version of it, which has been thread-necromanced, in the hope that the people posting to the old thread will get the hint.

**May not get the hint.

[FabulousFizban]

*May not create a character named Necro Nancy who revives old threads

[EtuBrutus]

* I may no longer make puns about killing various enemies.
** I may no longer randomly yell out Bow chicka wow wow at every serious diplomatic situation.
*** I may no longer plot to back stab my friends at any given chance.

[unseenmage]

* I may no longer make puns about killing various enemies.
** I may no longer randomly yell out Bow chicka wow wow at every serious diplomatic situation.
*** I may no longer plot to back stab my friends at any given chance.

**** Especially not to use the plot points to plot said stabbing.
***** No 'Giggitty giggitty!' at the diplomats either.