Minions

[CrazyNoob]

So one of our players wants to play a banana minion from the new movie Minions. I was thinking it would be funny to have a BBEG with leadership with a bunch of these guys running around with misc high tech that no-one but the minions can use.

1HD (5HP)
10 STR
10 DEX
10 CON
14 INT
8 WIS
12 CHA

Speed 30ft
Size Med/Small
HighTech: can use advance technology or create advance technology.
Lucky: +1 dodge bonus to AC
Partially blind, -2 to spot and search unless wearing minion eye-wear
+2 to craft
+2 Perform
+2 Disguise

Language Minionese

[Segev]

I think you are grossly overestimating their Wisdom. Consider that a 6 int is the intelligence of a wizard's familiar. I think minion wisdom is at least that low, if not as low as 4.

[Inevitability]

I'd bump their constitution while lowering their mental stats.

[Extra Anchovies]

Why not just use Derro? Everyone seems to like the little yellow abominations for some unfathomable reason, so the high Charisma makes sense.