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2016-10-11, 03:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2016
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- Just outside Reality
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2016-10-11, 04:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2006
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If a tree falls in the forest and the PCs aren't around to hear it... what do I roll to see how loud it is?
Is 3.5 a fried-egg, chili-chutney sandwich?
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2016-10-12, 03:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
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2016-10-12, 06:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2008
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2016-10-12, 07:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2011
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- Sharangar's Revenge
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Warhammer 40,000 Campaign Skirmish Game: Warpstrike
My Spelljammer stuff (including an orbit tracker), 2E AD&D spreadsheet, and Vault of the Drow maps are available in my Dropbox. Feel free to use or not use it as you see fit!
Thri-Kreen Ranger/Psionicist by me, based off of Rich's A Monster for Every Season
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2016-10-12, 09:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Below sea level
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
Warlock Poetry?
Or ways to use me in game?
Better grab a drink...
Currently ruining Strahd's day - Avatar by the Outstanding Smuchsmuch
First Ordained Jr. Tormlet by LoyalPaladin
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2016-10-12, 10:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
N*+6: My wizard is not the Ace of Wands.
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2016-10-12, 11:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2016
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- Just outside Reality
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
N* +7: The word "ace" is now banned in all forms.
*All of my players have lost their mayonnaise privileges
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2016-10-12, 11:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
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2016-10-12, 12:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
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- The Middle of Nowhere
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
* No, my PC cannot be the BBEG of the DM's next game.
** No, the reason is not because they are not evil enough. Do not take this as challenge.
* The Archivist may not out-fighter the fighter.
* May not take the more broken Salient Divine Abilities.
* May no longer use the term "Arbitrarily large" to describe anything to do with my character, mechanical or fluff.Awesome avatar by Cuthalion
Spoiler: Old Avatars
By Ceika, Ceika, Linklel (Except for one that appears to be lost to time)
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2016-10-12, 01:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
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2016-10-12, 04:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2016
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- Lake Superior
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
*It is acceptable to role-play the descent of a party into villainy
**It is also acceptable to retire characters that would be uncomfortable with the actions of an evil party
***However, the "BBEG" cannot be the (good) former members of the party, as they try to stop the evil party's rampage across the nation
****If the former members of the party band together anyway, I'm not allowed to call it "the Antiparty"; that's just confusing
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2016-10-12, 04:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2016
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2016-10-12, 05:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2016
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- Lake Superior
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
*Secretaries cannot cast Hold Person at will.
Last edited by Rerem115; 2016-10-12 at 05:20 PM.
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2016-10-12, 05:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
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2016-10-12, 10:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2011
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- Minnesota
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
*I cannot power any device by reacting paladins with antipaladins.
My Homebrew (Free to use, don't even bother asking. PM me if you do, though; I'd love to hear stories).
Avatar done by me (It's Durkon redrawn as Salvador from Borderlands 2).
Nod, get treat.
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2016-10-12, 10:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2015
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- San Francisco Bay area
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2016-10-13, 07:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2016
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- Just outside Reality
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*I wasn't kidding when I said the party had its mayonnaise privileges revoked.
**Seriously, the party will UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES be allowed anywhere near mayonnaise.
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2016-10-13, 07:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2013
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- Perfidious Albion
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2016-10-13, 10:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Below sea level
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
*Perform(sports commentary) for use on the battlefield is banned
**So is making a Lore Bard who uses it to power his Cutting Words
***"Green and gold ya ****" is not the verbal part of the Vicious Mockery cantrip
****I should stop giving the Criminal background to my characters who are inspired by Australians. Thjat joke has been dead and buried for a century by now.
*****Anything Australia inspired has now been banned in character creation or advancement for me
******This goes double for anything related to New Zealand
*******Yes, that includes anything Wales related and anything pertaining sheep.
********Scotland is right out.Warlock Poetry?
Or ways to use me in game?
Better grab a drink...
Currently ruining Strahd's day - Avatar by the Outstanding Smuchsmuch
First Ordained Jr. Tormlet by LoyalPaladin
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2016-10-13, 11:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2010
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2016-10-13, 11:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
* If I need to prove that the authoritarian state is evil, I should not show they are by having them ban tea.
*I am banned from using GiantITP usernames as complications.
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2016-10-17, 12:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2016
- Location
- Just outside Reality
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
*I may not pelvic thrust doors open, the handle is there for a reason
**I may certainly not choose the door that the attractive female party member is bent over in front of
***I may not claim this was an accident
****I will not accidentally pelvic thrust a building to death
*I don't need to kick open unlocked doors
**Especially if the doors disintegrate when touched
***All this will result in is me looking silly when I fall on my face
*I will not ask stupid questions
**Nor may I ask questions I don't want to hear the answer to
***Because it will give the rest of the party ideas, that's why
*I will not begin dark rituals, "just to see what will happen"
**Especially when I'm the cleric of a good deity
***I will not accidentally summon Cthulhu
*I will not knock down buildings with my face
*I will not go the entire campaign without telling the party my character's name
*I will not nickname horrible eldritch tentacle monsters "Princess Molestia"
**Nor will I nickname it "Moonboob"
***The cleric is not named "Glowy Hands McGee
****Nor is the gnome called "Piss"
*****And the paladin's name is not "The Italian"
******Because this setting has no Italy, that's why
*******It doesn't matter that he only communicates in grunts and hand gestures, this setting still has no Italy
********I may not nickname party members
*Heal the enemy is not a good backup plan
**My plans will not end with comatose clerics
***Or comatose paladins
****My plans will not end with any party members in comas
*The proper response to being offered a glass of magical toxic waste is 'No thanks' not 'Maybe I can get the gnome to drink this'
**'I want to see what happens' is not a good reason for anything
***Because the last time that happened the cleric ended up comatose, and the time before that we accidentally summoned Cthulhu
*I will not break into random rooms in the inn looking for stuff to steal
**Because the wizard in the room next to me does not appreciate having his room broken into
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2016-10-17, 12:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2011
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- Minnesota
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
*cannot name my warforged cleric "Healbot"
My Homebrew (Free to use, don't even bother asking. PM me if you do, though; I'd love to hear stories).
Avatar done by me (It's Durkon redrawn as Salvador from Borderlands 2).
Nod, get treat.
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2016-10-17, 02:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
- Location
- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
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2016-10-17, 05:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2008
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2016-10-19, 12:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2016
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- Earth (For now)
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2016-10-19, 12:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2016
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- Just outside Reality
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2016-10-19, 01:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
- Location
- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
* If the party wizard dies it is considered polite if the Bard waits at least a round before singing 'ding dong the witch is dead'.
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2016-10-20, 03:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2016
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- Between Bipolar cycles...
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing X: Bard is not a valid choice
* may not drop the body of the previous random encounter on the next random encounter.
** Even if previous encounter was an Ettin, and next encounter is Gargoyles waiting to attack us while we climb down a rock wall.
* Not allowed to carry around vials of poison labeled "Cure Light Wounds".
** No longer allowed to Cast "Unnatural Lust" on the Paladin's mount to get around the Paladin's will save.
*** Especially not in town.
* Not allowed to roll 14 successes on a Stealth check in Changeling: The Lost. Actually not allowed, the GM said the Hedge lost me and I ended up shunted into another realm. o.o'
* "Changeling in Eberron" is not a valid answer to the question of "What's your alignment?"
** If I was recruited as the Party Rogue, I should at least have the Trapfinding Class Feature (3.5 D&D)
*** No longer allowed to use Bluff checks to convince the party to do strange things to get by traps I can't find.
**** Especially if Experience and gut instinct have me avoiding actual traps that my character can't possibly find.Last edited by Katrina; 2016-10-20 at 03:38 AM.