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2016-05-26, 01:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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737) Boxing Gloves of Killing: Willingly putting on these gloves kills the wearer
I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
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2016-05-26, 01:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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621.76.6: Rod of Confusion. This wand, er, rod does something to your brain thinky parts. When you get rid of it, you're no you didn't.
738. Sword of Seppukku.
This otherwise normal masterwork short sword functions as a Bane weapon if used by the wielder to injure himself.Last edited by sengmeng; 2016-05-26 at 01:43 PM.
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2016-05-26, 01:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
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2016-05-26, 01:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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It could be?
739) Mirror of Oncology: looking in this mirror diagnoses the viewer with cancer.
749) Giant's Scalpel: This is a spear.
750) Scarab of Meth: this scarab takes up your amulet slot. While wearing it, you are unable to sleep, but cannot use the extra time awake for any activity more useful than sorting and re-sorting your socks. This distraction gives you a -4 penalty on spot and listen checks.
751) Plus One Dagger: allows you to bring a date to any event, even if the invitation was for you alone.Last edited by sengmeng; 2016-05-26 at 02:35 PM.
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2016-05-26, 02:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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2016-05-26, 02:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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752: A magical rod with a switch in the handle which, when activated, causes a spectral hand to materialize and flip the switch off again.
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2016-05-26, 04:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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753. The Emporer's New Armour: +20 AC against creatures with a Wisdom scorw over 30, otherwise -10 AC.
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2016-05-26, 10:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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754: Amulet of Infinite Cosmic Power - This amulet grants the wearer the ability to conceive of what infinite cosmic power may be like if such a thing were possible.
Currently RPG group playing: Endworld (D&D 5e. A Homebrewed post-apocalyptic supplement.)
My campaign settings: Azura; 10,000 CE | The Frozen Seas | Bloodstones (Paleolithic Horror) | AEGIS - The School for Superhero Children | Iaphela (5e, Elder Scrolls)
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2016-05-27, 02:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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755) Rod of Spoiling Not the Child
This simple wooden rod is 2" thick and 3 feet long. It is treated as a club sized for a medium creature, except the damage is reduced to 1d4. However, if the target is a direct descendant of the wielder, it functions as a Merciful Bane weapon.Last edited by sengmeng; 2016-05-27 at 02:56 PM.
My Homebrew (Free to use, don't even bother asking. PM me if you do, though; I'd love to hear stories).
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2016-05-28, 04:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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2016-05-28, 06:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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2016-05-28, 06:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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2016-05-28, 10:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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Per the SRD, no. It would really get the point across, though.
756) Tome of Forgotten Lore of the Elderly Gods
You want fancy summoning spells? Forget it! In my day, if you wanted to summon something, you summoned a bear by banging two rocks together, and they had to share the rocks! My cultists had to walk uphill in the snow both directions to get to our forbidden temple. What? I was getting to that! Ma says your sacrificial "virgin" looks like a tart, and really needs to eat more. When's the last time you washed those robes? Chant louder! I don't hear so well anymore! Back in my day, we would have smote the lot of you. And stop trying to summon us at midnight; we go to bed at eight and get up at five thirty. And would it kill you to pray to Ma more than twice a century?
757) Murderin Axe
This battleaxe has the words MURDERIN AXE inscribed on the haft. If anyone reads the inscription, you become the primary suspect in any unsolved axe murders in the vicinity. This effect functions even in an antimagic field. Detect magic does not reveal any aura on the Murderin Axe.Last edited by sengmeng; 2016-05-29 at 10:51 PM.
My Homebrew (Free to use, don't even bother asking. PM me if you do, though; I'd love to hear stories).
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2016-05-28, 07:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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I would really like to see a game made by Obryn, Kurald Galain, and Knaight from these forums.
I'm not joking one bit. I would buy the hell out of that. -- ChubbyRain
Current Design Project: Legacy, a game of masters and apprentices for two players and a GM.
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2016-05-28, 11:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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Tome of Forgotten Lore of the Elderly Gods is 756, by the way, unless we have skipped some numbers again.
758.) Circlet of Knowledge - When worn, the circlet grants the user master level knowledge in a field of study. Acts like a cursed item, as it requires remove curse to remove. Depending on the mage who crafted it, the field of study may vary. So far, known versions of this circlet teach one of the following:
- The Mating Habits of Nocturnal Polar Hive Insects
- The History of the Spoon
- The Fundamental Molecular Structure of Cotton
- Prehistoric Barley Breeding
- Controlled Demolition of Wigwams
Currently RPG group playing: Endworld (D&D 5e. A Homebrewed post-apocalyptic supplement.)
My campaign settings: Azura; 10,000 CE | The Frozen Seas | Bloodstones (Paleolithic Horror) | AEGIS - The School for Superhero Children | Iaphela (5e, Elder Scrolls)
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2016-05-29, 06:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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759: The Giant Book: a gigantic book with incomprehensible writing. The story in it was made by a fifth grader
I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
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2016-06-01, 10:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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780. Ring of Accents
Wearing this ring causes your speech patterns to take on a certain accent. So far, the only two varieties known are "Hillbilly" and "Valley Girl."My Homebrew (Free to use, don't even bother asking. PM me if you do, though; I'd love to hear stories).
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2016-06-02, 03:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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2016-06-02, 05:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
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2016-06-02, 11:53 AM (ISO 8601)
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783) Invisible Gold Ring. It is a finely crafted gold ring that is invisible.
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2016-06-02, 02:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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784) Helm of Brilliance
Upon donning this helmet, you immediately realize what an incredibly good idea it was to put it on.
785) Lord of the Rings
You gain the ability to command magic rings. Could be an artifact level magic item, depending on whether or not magic rings can take actions in your setting.Last edited by sengmeng; 2016-06-02 at 05:50 PM.
My Homebrew (Free to use, don't even bother asking. PM me if you do, though; I'd love to hear stories).
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2016-06-02, 06:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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786) Instant Bottle of Water: Just add water!
I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
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2016-06-03, 01:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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No, no. It's favored by cads and soon-to-be deadbeat dads. It protects THEM from the pregnancy, as they're wearing it. Not their partner. She just can't make him suffer any consequences he doesn't want to.
I object to being referred to by "they" when speaking just of me. I do not identify as one of the borg!
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2016-06-04, 01:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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2016-06-04, 10:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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My Homebrew (Free to use, don't even bother asking. PM me if you do, though; I'd love to hear stories).
Avatar done by me (It's Durkon redrawn as Salvador from Borderlands 2).
Nod, get treat.
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2016-06-05, 01:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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787) Bullet Eating Rifle: A normal AR-15 rifle, except any bullets loaded are literally eaten by the gun in the chamber. Must be fed 5 rounds 3 times a day.
That's 1 wasted mag every 2 daysI'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
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2016-06-05, 03:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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788) Wand of Summon Socks: Summons two socks to you per charge. They are completely random, which means the chances of you getting an actual pair are incredibly remote, and they may not even fit (chances of fitting decrease the further your feet diverge from the median).
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2016-06-05, 11:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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789) Mystery Box: No one will ever know what is in the box
I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
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2016-06-06, 11:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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My Homebrew (Free to use, don't even bother asking. PM me if you do, though; I'd love to hear stories).
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Nod, get treat.
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2016-06-06, 06:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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791) (One from Reddit) Book of misspellings: Cursed item that, when read, lets the DM change one letter of any spell cast by the player for the next 2d4 days for an entirely different effect. Created some hilarious spells. Like sconeskin.
Melf's Acid Arrow, now Melf's A Kid Arrow
Cause Fear, now Cause Bear
Hold Person, now Gold PersonI'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
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