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2016-10-13, 12:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
Is that an ancient tome with archaic text I only vaguely understand? I could give it to the party wizard or the bard, given enough time I'm sure they could get the gist of it. No need when I have my Ring of Wingdings! I still can't understand this dumb book but now I see the text as funny drawings!
Oh no! I'm stuck in a room with a death trap that will kill me in less than a minute! Good thing I have my Chalice of Courage! Pour in any liquid and it will transmute it into moonshine! I'm still doomed but now I'm too drunk to care!
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2016-10-13, 07:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
867ish: X-ray Goggles
Gives the wearer eyeball cancer.My Homebrew (Free to use, don't even bother asking. PM me if you do, though; I'd love to hear stories).
Avatar done by me (It's Durkon redrawn as Salvador from Borderlands 2).
Nod, get treat.
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2016-10-13, 08:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Gondor, Middle Earth
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I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
— The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
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2016-10-14, 09:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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2016-10-14, 03:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
— The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
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2016-10-20, 05:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
The Pathfinder Spell "Beguiling Gift" makes a lot of this useful. (Will Save or use the item I just handed to you in the most normal fashion to use it. ) But maybe I'm just a munchkin. Or prone to abusing spells. >.>'
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2016-10-20, 10:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
Or just missing that the point of the thread is to make "useless" items or items that are puns/jokes rather than legitimately useless items. :P
869: Immovable Rod
It's still sitting exactly where it was made. Meaning in space. Because the planet has moved out from underneath the rod. So there's that.Last edited by ComradeBear; 2016-10-20 at 10:44 AM.
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2016-10-21, 09:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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2016-10-22, 04:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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870: The Bloodthirsty Dagger: It floats around, seeking mortals to- okay that is blood coming out of me, I think it got me.
I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
— The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
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2016-10-22, 04:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
I would really like to see a game made by Obryn, Kurald Galain, and Knaight from these forums.
I'm not joking one bit. I would buy the hell out of that. -- ChubbyRain
Current Design Project: Legacy, a game of masters and apprentices for two players and a GM.
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2016-10-23, 01:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
What if the rod creates a hole through the Earth instead?
How durable is the rod? I suppose really high heat and pressure would destroy it.Last edited by goto124; 2016-10-23 at 01:01 AM.
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2016-10-23, 08:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
Destruction requires that some part of it moves, so no. I should probably mention that the rod has a temperature of 0K, or Absolute Zero for those unfamiliar with Kelvin temperatures. The rid is immovable. So are all the molecles that comprise it. It's basically a rod-shaped packet of pure Inertia.
I'm getting too in-depth for a stupid joke.
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2016-10-23, 09:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
870) Immovable Rod
This guy is named Rodney and he has a +8 bonus to resist bull rushes.My Homebrew (Free to use, don't even bother asking. PM me if you do, though; I'd love to hear stories).
Avatar done by me (It's Durkon redrawn as Salvador from Borderlands 2).
Nod, get treat.
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2016-10-23, 10:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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871) Helmet of Impact: a helmet that increases the trauma administered to the wearers head
I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
— The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
Avatar made by Professor Gnoll
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2016-10-23, 11:50 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
872: Executioner's Axe
This can of body spray makes you smell like an executioner.
873: The Box
I don't really...know what's in the box. I've looked in there but I can't remember what's in there. I know it isn't a sphere, though.
874: Stone of procrastination
Eh I'll edit in the description later.
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2016-10-23, 12:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
875. Sheild of Blunt Arrows. No, it doesn't blunt any arrows that hit it...it is made of and will periodically spray blunt arrows.
876. Dagger of Total Vigilance. Until the dagger is taken out of your hand, you cannot sleep, rest, fall prone, be stunned...or drop your weapon.
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2016-10-23, 12:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
875) Animated Object
Usually a large mallet, this cartoon object can be used to hit someone over the head. It doesn't deal damage, but illusory birds fly around the target's head for a few seconds.
876) Ring of Magic Defection
When worn, it immediately teleports you to the presence of a foreign king and compels you to swear allegiance to him.Last edited by sengmeng; 2016-10-23 at 12:14 PM.
My Homebrew (Free to use, don't even bother asking. PM me if you do, though; I'd love to hear stories).
Avatar done by me (It's Durkon redrawn as Salvador from Borderlands 2).
Nod, get treat.