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2016-03-05, 05:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
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2016-03-05, 05:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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2016-03-05, 05:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (System Neutral)
A one worm armoury. Proficient with none of it.
Lorr Cordasco, Telepath, Lost and Gone Forever
GiTP Murder game
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2016-03-05, 10:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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2016-03-06, 02:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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If so, it doubles as a foolproof Detect Undead.
*stabs a guy*
*guy is hurt, then healed*
"Oh, this guy isn't a vampire after all!"
"It still hurts! Why didn't you just use a Detect spell or garlic or something?"
"A vampire would've seen those coming! No one expects a healing dagger!"
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2016-03-06, 02:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
233: Orb of Dribble control: Gives you a +10 CMD bonus against maneuvers to remove the orb from your possession.
234: Portable Plot Hole: Can be used to instantly move time forward several days/hours and end up in an entirely different place and situation with no indication or allusion to what happened in the meanwhile.
235: Portable Fourth Wall Hole: Can be used on any ceiling. Characters will be able to see the DM, players, and the room they're in from it.Last edited by Gallade; 2016-03-06 at 02:48 AM.
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2016-03-06, 03:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2014
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2016-03-06, 03:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2016
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2016-03-06, 02:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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2016-03-06, 02:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Tulips Cheese & Rock&Roll
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The Hindsight Awards, results: See the best movies of 1999!
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2016-03-06, 04:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2016
Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
236. Mirror of Bad Day-
Mirror that always reflects you as drunk and dirty, with long unpolished nails, and rotten teeth, etc...
237. A Huge Red Button of Amnesia-
Compels you to press it and makes you forget why you just did it
238. Headband of Vast Fake Intellignce-
You sound intelligent as Einstein at worst, but you're still stupid.
239. Unseen Servant-
An invisible, mindless servant you just can't find right now
240. +bazillion vorpal shocking burst spell storing flame burst thundering bane everything ice burst all magical enchantments ever existed adamantine longsword-
cap is +10 ya cheater
241. Beer bottle of soberity-
Makes you even more sober than before you drank it
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2016-03-06, 04:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
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2016-03-06, 04:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2016
Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
243: Shield of Hindsight: This shield provides a +4 deviation AC bonus against attacks which hit you during the last turn.
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2016-03-06, 05:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2010
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- London, EU
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Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
244. Helm of Annihilation: summons spheres of Annihilation.
π = 4
Consider a 5' radius blast: this affects 4 squares which have a circumference of 40' — Actually it's worse than that.
Completely Dysfunctional Handbook
Warped Druid Handbook
Avatar by Caravaggio
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2016-03-06, 08:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2012
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Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
245. Butter Sword: A sword made entirely out of butter, which inflicts 1d4 nonlethal damage, and the wielder must make a check to resist having the weapon disarm itself. But it goes good on your toast
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2016-03-06, 08:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2015
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- Somewhere, beyond the sea
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Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (System Neutral)
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2016-03-06, 11:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2015
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- Gondor, Middle Earth
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Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
246. Wand of Paula Dean: can turn any food item into butter
247. Ring of Temporary Pleasure: Makes wearer feel happy for 5 minutes, after 5 minutes it becomes an ordinary ring
248. Ninja Garb of 8 Bit Ninja: look, sound, act, and feel like 8 Bit NinjaI'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
— The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
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2016-03-07, 10:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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249: Bow of Sneezing: Deals no damage. If hit (touch attack), target is struck by an uncontrollable sneezing fit for 1d4 rounds.
250: Inon stone: Looks and behaves exactly like a Ioun Stone, but has no mechanical effect of any sort.
251: Ring of Visibility: While wearing this ring, you cannot be effected by any spell that grants invisibility or concealment.Prince Fraternal of Pudding, Snuzzlepal, Feezy Squeez Lover, MP, Member of The Most Noble And Ancient Order Of St. George, King of Gae Parabolae.
Lego Ergo Sum
"Everyone's cute if you just look at them the right way"~Rebekah Patton Durham, Princess of Pudding.
"If they have stats, we can kill them... I'd like to point out that we also have stats..." ~ PhoenixGuard09.
Warhammer 40K: Where the faction that is a cross between the Inquisition and Space Nazis are the good guys.
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2016-03-07, 12:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2015
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- Somewhere, beyond the sea
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252. Ring of Schnell Turning: Allows the wearer to turn around really fast.
253. Ring of Lizardry: Allows the wearer to speak to lizards.
254. Helm of Similar Alignment: When worn, the wearer changes alignments as though affected by a Helm of Opposite Alignment, but only to one that is within one step of their previous alignment, as seen on this tiny chart:
LG NG CG LN TN CN LE NE CE
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2016-03-07, 01:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2015
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- Gondor, Middle Earth
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Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
255. Bag of Infinite Holding: A bag that when an item is put inside, it is there forever
256. Ring of the Spy: Wearer attracts enemy spies to spy on him
257. Shortsword of Weakness: Wielder loses 1 strength/minute while wielding the sword, loss is permanent
258. Saddle of the Halfling: When applied to a mount, the mount turns into a halfling
259. Amulet of Drawing Affection: Everyone within a 30 foot radius of the wearer will follow the wearer, be unusually kind to them, and never leave them, soon becoming creepy and clingy. Wearer cannot take off the amulet
300. Supersoaker of Disgust: All water fired out of the supersoaker turns into urineI'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
— The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
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2016-03-07, 03:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
301. Fanfiction McGuffin: can only be wielded by those called Marian Susan.
302. Sword of the Fighter: while this is in a character's possession they forget how to be decent with any other weapon.
303. Stovepipe Hat of Class: makes the user look like they are a better class than they are. Also gives +10 awesome, because it's a stovepipe.
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2016-03-07, 04:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2014
Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
304. Amulet of Drawing Affection: Whenever the wearer witnesses displays of affection, they are compelled to make a drawing of it.
305. Cybernetic Tuxedo: I mean, what else do you really need to know? Look how cool it is. It doesn't do anything special, but look at it. SO COOL.
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2016-03-07, 05:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2012
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Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
I've a list, somewhere. I will have to go find it.
Please take everything I say with a grain of salt. Unless we're arguing about alignment. In which case, you're wrong.
Former EMPIRE2! Player: Imperator of the Nihoni Dominion
Former EMPIRE3! Player: Suzerain of the Phœnīx Estates
Former EMPIRE4! Player: Margrave of the Margraviate of Rhune
My Awesome Campaign Setting
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2016-03-07, 06:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2015
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- Gondor, Middle Earth
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Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
306. Gauntlets of Spider Crawling: Upon equipping, black widows will crawl out of the gauntlets
307. Gauntlets of Gauntlet: Any who equips it will turn into a 1st level fighter and will stay a first level fighter, their armor will turn red, hear a voice in their head say "welcome red warrior" When ever they are hungry, they will hear, "red warrior needs food badly" At low HP they will hear "red warrior needs food badly" if they shoot a piece of food or a potion, the voice will say "red warrior shot the food/a potion" If an invisibility potion is consumed or an invisibility spell is cast, they will hear "red warrior now has brief invisibility"I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
— The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
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2016-03-08, 05:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
308. The Naked Gun : This firearm gains +2 on To-Hit and critical confirmation rolls as long as the wielder is not wearing any clothes and is visible to the target.
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2016-03-08, 09:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- Flanhk-Marepork
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309. Wand of Detection: conjures a magnifying glass, deerstalker hat, and smoking pipe for 1d4+1 hours; items are non-functional unless used in the process of solving a mystery or crime.
310. Wand of Detect Self. When activated gives the location of the bearer of the wand, relative to itself.
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2016-03-08, 10:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2015
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- Gondor, Middle Earth
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311. Ring of Rings: Wearer gets a random ring if a ring is not on their finger
I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
— The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
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2016-03-09, 04:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2016
Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
312. All Fools Vest: This vest can, on command, summon any tool the wearer desires: however they disappear as soon as they are moved from the spot they appear in or touched by a creature or another tool.
313. Buffering cap: The wearer will occasionally freeze in place, then continue acting as if nothing had happened.
314. Sleeves of Many Garnishments: Putting these cloth tubes on instantly transforms everything else the user is wearing into an array of sauces, vegetables and spices.Last edited by Gallade; 2016-03-09 at 04:24 AM.
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2016-03-09, 06:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2014
Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
315. Ring of Beyonce> Can only be worn by individuals that the original creator likes. (And yet he always seems to keep it until it's too late!]
316: Ring of Rings- Whenever worn, causes all nearby bells to ring incessantly
317; Wand of Inconsistent Punctuation: whenever mentioned in a post... this wand causes the post to have inconsistent punctuation?Last edited by ImNotTrevor; 2016-03-09 at 06:06 AM.
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2016-03-09, 07:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: 1001 Worthless Magic Items/Devices! (For Fun)
in an intrigue-based campaign, the 256 could be incredibly useful.