Crush'd

[Serpentine]

Wow Shiny, I envy you. While I have your heart, I don't seem to have your voice or your words. I wish half the time I could say stuff like that to someone who I liked and not be thinking "Man, this must sound really corny to her" only to have my suspicions confirmed moments later.

Congratulations, you seem to have mastered poetic prose. Thanks for inspiring my heart learn the same.

Note: This is all purely platonic. I realize I'm using a lot of "gushy" words and stuff, but I do like girls. Don't feel uncomfortable or question my uber-hetero-ness.

I recommend a thesaurus. And what was it I read a while ago that made me think all poetic-like..? I think it may have been Pride and Prejudice.

Also: AAAaaaaaaaawshiny

[Rex Idiotarum]

I have a pretty big crush on Exachix.

He's one cute fox guy. =)

Hehe, Sexy Exy gets a Crush.

[MR.PIXIE]

I guess im left out of everything

[Xykon_Fan]

Actually, is it okay if I point out that only a very small subsection of people in the playground actually ever develop crushes? Don't you find it funny that many of the more active people actually manage to avoid crushes, while some of the people who are on here less than 10 hours a day fall into them every second? Am I still talking in questions? Gah, stupid AMEN potion?


(Note: I'm not criticizing. I think it's cool when people find someone on here cool enough to have a crush on, and a lot of the time it leads to a pretty good friendship. I'm just remarking on the irony.)

[Jibar]

Don't you find it funny that many of the more active people actually manage to avoid crushes, while some of the people who are on here less than 10 hours a day fall into them every second?

Well, the more active lot develop crushes sure, but they're either so busy around the playground that they don't pay attention to them.
The other active folk just don't talk about it really. I mean, I've got at least two crushes on people in the playground, but I don't really see any point mentioning them. They're both in relationships anyway.
Story of my life that.

[Cyrano]

Awww, that's a shame, Jibar. I guess non-existant bakery items from...."spainland".... aren't very marriagable. Perhaps you could get a degree? Or a profession? And besides, there's always affairs.

[Namaste123]

I haven't been here long enough for anything in this thread to apply to me.

[Cyrano]

I haven't been here long enough for anything in this thread to apply to me.

And yet you post anyway!

That sort of impressive lack of direction is both refreshing and invigorating, which are synonyms, so you know it must be a lot of both!

Just for that, you earn a crush, you manly man, you.

[Namaste123]

And yet you post anyway!

That sort of impressive lack of direction is both refreshing and invigorating, which are synonyms, so you know it must be a lot of both!

Just for that, you earn a crush, you manly man, you.

I love having a lack of direction. It keeps me from going crazy!

[Missing Shoe]

And yet you post anyway!

That sort of impressive lack of direction is both refreshing and invigorating, which are synonyms, so you know it must be a lot of both!

Just for that, you earn a crush, you manly man, you.

D'anna must have a thing for spammers then

As for me, can't say I have an e-crush on anyone, yet.

EDIT: After thinking about it, the closest I've come to a crush on someone was when Ms E uploaded her voice. While she does have an angelic voice, for all I know she could be a succubus or something trying to eat my soul. And until I can prove otherwise ,she will remain a fellow form goers and nothing more.

[MR.PIXIE]

Nobody loves me
Im not good enough for roses eather

[Khantalas]

Nobody loves me.
I'm not good enough for roses either.

Aww... Poor frowns. Maybe not what you are expecting, but...

*gives Mr. Pixie a rose*

Here's something to keep you happy before you find someone. We all do. Even I did.

[Orzel]

I doubt I'll get a crush on anyone here since no one would dare fill the requirement of threatening me.

There are plenty I'd hit on though.

I'm too "edgy" and "natural" to be crushed too. I feel pity for you all a bit for it.

[Xykon_Fan]

Aww...Pixie, if it makes you feel any better, no one crushes on me either (that I know of), here or in real life. Well, there is this one girl, but she isn't the sort of person I'm interested in.

[Logic]

Mr Pixie,

Saying "Nobody crushes on me" is not a good thing if you actually want a crush. It has been done by multiple posters, and in general, it was not appreciated.

Besides, any crush you get after saying that may seem more hollow or due to pity. Do you really want that?

[Orzel]

Yeah. You gotta be like

"Where's my rose at? Hey you! I know you got a crush on me. I can see it. I can tell. Why are you scared? I don't bite. 'less you like biting. I can do that for you."

[Logic]

Yeah. You gotta be like

"Where's my rose at? Hey you! I know you got a crush on me. I can see it. I can tell. Why are you scared? I don't bite. 'less you like biting. I can do that for you."

It would actually be better to say "Sure, I can put this Viking/fireman/[input other fantasy here] costume on for you."

Where is Rex when you need him?

[The Great Skenardo]

Or
"Sure, I'd be willing to grow out my hair and learn to write poetry"

[Shiny, Bearer of the Pokystick]

Or
"Sure, I'd be willing to grow out my hair and learn to write poetry"

If this is any person's actual fantasy- that is, long hair and poetry- kindly PM me for my number.

[Aramil Liadon]

Heh... my fantasies are SCARY. And not like scary-movie scary, just odd to the freakish extreme.

Shiny, you should fiddle with the eyes on that avvi to make them look like a yin-yang symbol. It would be all cool looking and easter-egg like. And possibly with poetic undertones.

[Serpentine]

They're both in relationships anyway.
Story of my life that.

Poor unlucky Jibar. Still, could be worse - of the two girls my ex was sweet on before his current paramour, one was 15 (he's 22) and the other a drug-addled suicidal lesbian. Relationships break up/down, but age and to a lesser extent sexuality is forever

[Jibar]

Poor unlucky Jibar. Still, could be worse - of the two girls my ex was sweet on before his current paramour, one was 15 (he's 22) and the other a drug-addled suicidal lesbian. Relationships break up/down, but age and to a lesser extent sexuality is forever

I wish that was the worst age difference. I really do.
And nah, I don't think these relationships are going to end anytime soon. They both seem pretty commited to them.

[Serpentine]

So... at least one of the objects of your affection are more than 7 years older or younger than you? O.o (I'm hoping older )
Eh, it's the internet. Stuff happens, can't judge.

[KoDT69]

So... at least one of the objects of your affection are more than 7 years older or younger than you? O.o (I'm hoping older )
Eh, it's the internet. Stuff happens, can't judge.

I'd just like to note that I'm 27 and my wife is 42... that's a 15 year difference, and we get along much better than a lot of other married people I know that are close in age to each other.

[Jibar]

So... at least one of the objects of your affection are more than 7 years older or younger than you? O.o (I'm hoping older )
Eh, it's the internet. Stuff happens, can't judge.

Gah, I meant the worst difference I knew off.
I mean, I know somebody who had a relationship with somebody over twice their age.
No, one crush is around my age and... I dunno how old the other is.

[Sir_Norbert]

Age differences aren't forever anyway. If one of you is 15 and the other 22, that's around 3/2 of her age, but once they reach 28 and 35 it's only 5/4.

[MR.PIXIE]

AWWWW. Thanks you guy's :smallaww:

[MR.PIXIE]

[Serpentine]

Age differences aren't forever anyway. If one of you is 15 and the other 22, that's around 3/2 of her age, but once they reach 28 and 35 it's only 5/4.

I did consider that when I was writing. Note I said age not age differences.

KoDT: O.o That's some serious cradle-snatching. As I said, though, internet: stuff happens, can't judge.

Jibar: Tried looking at her profile? Or better yet, tell me who it is and I can surreptiously find it out for you


edit: aww. Are they lollipops?

[MR.PIXIE]

edit: aww. Are they lollipops?

No, Flowers
OH and look at the title of the image