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Thread: Paladin Pickup Lines
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2016-07-27, 03:52 PM (ISO 8601)Colossus in the Playground
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Re: Paladin Pickup Lines
Claiming your shares?
Originally Posted by Pex
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2016-07-27, 06:02 PM (ISO 8601)Titan in the Playground
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Assessing the dividends. Originally Posted by Segev
Originally Posted by OvisCaedo
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2016-07-27, 11:41 PM (ISO 8601)Troll in the Playground
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Re: Paladin Pickup Lines
Here's another one.
"I heard that all ladies are into these days are knights in shining armor, I don't mean to brag, but I literally am a knight in shining armor."I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
— The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
Avatar made by Professor Gnoll Originally Posted by Quibbilcious
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2016-07-28, 02:07 AM (ISO 8601)Bugbear in the Playground
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-Captain obvious, knight of the round table, who verily declared: 'I am holding a large sword!' Originally Posted by 8BitNinja
Now I want to make a bunch of rogue puns about stealing... something else.
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2016-07-28, 10:19 PM (ISO 8601)Troll in the Playground
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How big of a sword? Originally Posted by Belac93
I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
— The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
Avatar made by Professor Gnoll Originally Posted by Quibbilcious
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2016-07-28, 11:49 PM (ISO 8601)Ogre in the Playground
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Re: Paladin Pickup Lines
It's not the size, it's how you wield it.
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Originally Posted by unseenmage
Originally Posted by Masterkerfuffle
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2016-07-29, 12:12 AM (ISO 8601)Bugbear in the Playground
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Many legends speak, and they all reply; It was a big one. Originally Posted by 8BitNinja
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2016-07-29, 03:47 AM (ISO 8601)Ogre in the Playground
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Originally Posted by Belac93
"Sleeping late might not be a virtue, but it sure aint no vice. The old saw about the early bird and the worm just goes to show that the worm should have stayed in bed."
- L. Long
I think, therefore I get really, really annoyed at people who won't.
"A plucky band of renegade short-order cooks fighting the Empire with the power of cheap, delicious food and a side order of whup-ass."
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2016-07-29, 01:00 PM (ISO 8601)Titan in the Playground
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Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Originally Posted by OvisCaedo
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2016-07-29, 01:19 PM (ISO 8601)Titan in the Playground
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Aaaaaand now I've been rickrolled on GitP. One more thing on the bucket list to cross, I guess. Originally Posted by Pex
Creator of the LA-assignment thread.
Come join the new Junkyard Wars and build with SLAs and a breath weapon!
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2016-07-29, 06:52 PM (ISO 8601)Titan in the Playground
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That and I really do think it makes for a good pick up line a paladin would say. Originally Posted by Dire_Stirge
Originally Posted by OvisCaedo
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2016-07-29, 07:17 PM (ISO 8601)Ettin in the Playground
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Performance is a Charisma skill... Originally Posted by Pex
That and I really do think it makes for a good pick up line a paladin would say.
Originally Posted by krugaan
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2016-07-29, 08:41 PM (ISO 8601)Titan in the Playground
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Originally Posted by 8BitNinja
Originally Posted by Pex
Twice on this thread! Originally Posted by Dire_Stirge
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D&D Alignment history Originally Posted by JoeJ
Snazzy Avatar by Honest Tiefling! Originally Posted by Ninja_Prawn
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2016-07-29, 09:00 PM (ISO 8601)Ettin in the Playground
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I don't know if it really counts as a pick up line if you never have sex, but whatever floats your boat. Originally Posted by 8BitNinja
Don't knock it until you've tried it. Or at least stay away from the class known for inserting trees up where Pelor doesn't shine. Originally Posted by Eno Remnant
"Do you see yourself in these greaves?" as said by the paladin with the literal shining, very polished armor.
"Swiggity Swoogity, I'm coming for that booty" as said by the paladin of slaughter. Hey, still a paladin!Last edited by Honest Tiefling; 2016-07-29 at 11:42 PM.
For all of your completely and utterly honest needs. Zaydos made, Tiefling approved. Originally Posted by Oko and Qailee
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2016-07-29, 11:29 PM (ISO 8601)Troll in the Playground
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I already did this one. Originally Posted by Pex
And one from me
Is this another assassination plot?I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
— The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
Avatar made by Professor Gnoll Originally Posted by Quibbilcious
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2016-09-09, 08:06 PM (ISO 8601)Bugbear in the Playground
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Would you prefer a Lay on Hands, or a hands-on lay?
My Homebrew (Free to use, don't even bother asking. PM me if you do, though; I'd love to hear stories).
Avatar done by me (It's Durkon redrawn as Salvador from Borderlands 2).
Nod, get treat.
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2016-09-09, 11:45 PM (ISO 8601)Titan in the Playground
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"Baby, I've got an Aura of Resolve, but it's not enough to suppress your charms!"
Because paladins of freedom need some pickup lines too.
Nice. Originally Posted by sengmeng
Creator of the LA-assignment thread.
Come join the new Junkyard Wars and build with SLAs and a breath weapon!
Interested in judging a build competition on the 3.5 forums but not sure where to begin? Check out the judging handbook!
Extended signature!
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2016-09-11, 12:28 AM (ISO 8601)Troll in the Playground
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Chaotic does not equal paladin Originally Posted by Dire_Stirge
(I'm just kidding)I'm a Lawful Good Human PaladinJustice and honor are a heavy burden for the righteous. We carry this weight so that the weak may grow strong and the meek grow brave
— The Acts of Iomedae, Pathfinder
Avatar made by Professor Gnoll Originally Posted by Quibbilcious
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