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2007-07-23, 12:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
Ok. I draw the line here.
There's no way I'm going to allow cats to evolve into the dominant species of the planet. Far fetched? Just see. You know, one day it's opposable thumbs, then it's walking upright and the use of tools. The next thing you know is we're bowing down to someone who coughs furballs... :p
And cats, of all people... :S
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2007-07-23, 12:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
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2007-07-23, 12:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
There's only two problems in there. First, if it evolved naturally, there's no way science will have a negative effect. Second, you'll either have a hybrid culture form you have to breed every time from the earlier forms (like mules or certain forms of grain for example) or catboys too. Only catgirls is unrealistic.
Oh, yeah, and millions of years humankind will probably not survive or at least not with the same fetishes to evolve.
Besides that:
Can't be the only thing you need to evolve into a dominant species, certain kinds of apes already do that. Opposable thumbs -> most apes. Walking upright -> Chimpanzees, at least certain kinds. Use of tools -> Chimpanzees, Orang Utans.Last edited by Ceska; 2007-07-23 at 12:17 AM.
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2007-07-23, 12:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
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2007-07-23, 01:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
Can't be the only thing you need to evolve into a dominant species, certain kinds of apes already do that. Opposable thumbs -> most apes. Walking upright -> Chimpanzees, at least certain kinds. Use of tools -> Chimpanzees, Orang Utans.
Now that's true. :|
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2007-07-23, 01:10 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
So I had some chores to do earlier and my little brother wanted to use my computer to play Guild Wars. I think, okay not my bag, but sure go ahead. Later when I'm done I come back and notice he had a weird looking cape. "What's that a picture of?" I ask. "Chuck Norris," he tells me, "I'm in the Guild of Chuck Norris."
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2007-07-23, 01:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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2007-07-23, 01:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
Oh man, I want a gingerbread house
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2007-07-23, 01:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
Hmm, I know I actually had something to post here, but I kinda forgot it.
Can your brother be sold to a sweatshop SDF?
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2007-07-23, 01:26 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
He can use a dishwasher and vacuum... might want to buy a cattle prod as incentive though.
I thought about taking the sweatshop route, but who has time for that kind of paperwork?
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2007-07-23, 02:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
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2007-07-23, 02:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
Oh, thank gods it's you! Death, are you sure you don't want to take my brother?
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2007-07-23, 02:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
Have you considered asking the Goblin King to take your little brother SDF?
Of course this might lead to a stroll through a labyrinth and romantic moments with the aforementioned goblin king if you ever want him back...
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2007-07-23, 02:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
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2007-07-23, 02:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
IIRC, there are a (relatively) large number of those cats here in Key West. And (IIRC (again)) many of them are the "Hemmingway cats" that live on the grounds of the house Ernest Hemmingway lived in during his time spent here. Key West is just chock (CHOCK I TELL YOU!) full of neat little historical facts about many famous people. Including, but not limited to: Ernest Hemmingway, Tennessee Williams, Shel Silverstien, Jimmy Buffet (who my friend's dad actually played a prank on one time), President Truman, another president (maybe, I can't remember), and probably some others I can't remember. Too bad with how interesting its history is, it is now a little piece of crap island that is basically a tropical Aspen.
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2007-07-23, 02:55 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
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2007-07-23, 03:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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2007-07-23, 05:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
"My Hobby: Replacing your soap with gravy" by rtg0922, Doll and Clint "Rawhide" Eastwood by Sneak
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2007-07-23, 07:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
Holy !That guy is flipping mazing. There's nothing else to say.
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2007-07-23, 07:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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I want to learn to play this instrument.
"My Hobby: Replacing your soap with gravy" by rtg0922, Doll and Clint "Rawhide" Eastwood by Sneak
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2007-07-23, 07:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
Bathatar!
Squid bones are lies.
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2007-07-23, 08:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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2007-07-23, 08:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
Indeed cats can even have hands. I'd advice you to stay away from those, though. If you like having a tongue, that is.
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2007-07-23, 08:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
That video is creepy. Cool certainly, fantastic animation but that doesn't stop it from being disturbing though.
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2007-07-23, 10:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
Heh, this site gave me a laff. Real headlines that weren't thought over well.
Some are just slips of the tongue
* Grandmother of eight makes hole in one
* Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing
* Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
* House passes gas tax onto senate
* Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan
* Two convicts evade noose, jury hung
* William Kelly was fed secretary
* Milk drinkers are turning to powder
* Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted
* Quarter of a million Chinese live on water
* Farmer bill dies in house
* Iraqi head seeks arms
Some become unintentionally suggestive
* Queen Mary having bottom scraped
* Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?
* Prostitutes appeal to Pope
* Panda mating fails - veterinarian takes over
* NJ judge to rule on nude beach
* Child's stool great for use in garden
* Dr. Ruth to talk about sex with newspaper editors
* Soviet virgin lands short of goal again
* Organ festival ends in smashing climax
Grammar often botches other headlines
* Eye drops off shelf
* Squad helps dog bite victim
* Dealers will hear car talk at noon
* Enraged cow injures farmer with ax
* Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests
* Miners refuse to work after death
* Two Soviet ships collide - one dies
* Two sisters reunite after eighteen years at checkout counter
Once in a while, a botched headline takes on a meaning opposite from the one intended:
* Never withhold herpes from loved one
* Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy
* Drunk drivers paid $1,000 in 1984
* Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better
Sometimes newspaper editors state the obvious
* If strike isn't settled quickly it may last a while
* War dims hope for peace
* Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency
* Cold wave linked to temperatures
* Child's death ruins couple's holiday
* Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years
* Man is fatally slain
* Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say
* Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation
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2007-07-23, 10:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
Death those are incredibly funny. Try these:
Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case
British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
Teacher Strike Idles Kids
Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead
Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Stolen Painting Found by Tree
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
What site did you get yours from? By the way, some of the headlines you used were on the website I used too.
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2007-07-23, 10:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
Those are great, Death.
Edit: those too, Curly
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2007-07-23, 10:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
I'm not to sure, I can't find where the history button is for internet explorer (Yeah, thats me, the 1337 computer master) Found a few more that I posted on my msn conversation, will relay here.
From The Guardian concerning a sign seen in a Police canteen in Christchurch, New Zealand:
'Will the person who took a slice of cake from the Commissioner's Office return it immediately. It is needed as evidence in a poisoning case."
From The Times:
A young girl, who was blown out to sea on a set of inflatable teeth, was rescued by a man on an inflatable lobster. A coast-guard spokesman commented: 'This sort of thing is all too common these days.'
And last but not least:
In Sydney, 120 men named Henry attacked each other during a 'My Name is Henry' convention. Henry Pantie of Canberra accused Henry Pap of Sydney of not being a Henry at all, but in fact an Angus. 'It was a lie', explained Mr Pap, 'I'm a Henry and always will be,' whereupon Henry Pap attacked Henry Pantie, whilst two other Henrys - Jones and Dyer - attempted to pull them apart. Several more Henrys - Smith, Calderwood and Andrews - became involved and soon the entire convention descended into a giant fist fight. The brawl was eventually broken up by riot police, led by a man named Shane.
(I love the ending to that one)
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2007-07-23, 11:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
That was funny. Especially the Henry one. Here's a probably spoof article about the Pilbury Doughboy:
It is with the saddest heart I pass on the following:
Please join me in remembering a great icon - the veteran Pilsbury spokesman. The Pilsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus, they had a bun in the oven. His elderly father, Pop Tart, also survives him.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects; including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, and The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, as well as Captain Crunch.
The gravesite was piled high with flours as long-time friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. He rose quickly in show business, yet his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very "smart" cookie; wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he was still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. Toward the end it was thought he would rise again, but alas, he was no tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes, until done. Truly, a sad day.
This is your type of story. Puns aplenty.
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2007-07-23, 12:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Radikalskippy's Random Banter #85 of lost ideas and where to find them...
Death and Curly, those rule!!
Heh, Miners refuse to work after death.
Legendary. I'm in a great mood.