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2017-08-09, 08:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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2017-08-09, 09:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
Oh gods. Why. Why would you do this. Now I'll never be entirely sure. The 10ft (and 1") pole was the one thing I could always count on.
*looks at 10ft pole* Et tu, Brute? *backs away pointing a crossbow at it*
But wait...*looks at crossbow*...you might be one too. *drops crossbow and backs away holding a dagger*
No, wait...what if the dagger is--gah!
*repeat until JAL is gibbering madly in the corner, having shed all of his possessions, convinced that everything might be a mimic, and eventually dies of thirst three days later because he can't trust his waterskins not to be mimics and/or filled with Reduced water weirds*
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2017-08-09, 10:53 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
How do you know you're not a mimic?
I have been planning an adventure where if the PCs get knocked unconscious they wake up in a room naked with all their equipment on the floor.
If the look closely (say they're checking the equipment and succeed on a DC10 Perception check) then they feel like something is not quite right about their stuff. If they don't or ignore the warning they have a combat encounter. One mimic per piece of non coinage equipment on their character sheet.
Sure, I'll have to dodge dice, but it's their fault for picking up equipment that has seemingly been removed from their bodies and left in a pile in the same room.
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2017-08-09, 01:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
* may not point out that this proves that the non-optimal mindset has one survival trait over this one, because it assumes that almost nothing is a mimic
** May not make a library where all the books are mimics to lure in wizards, and thus bite off their head when they try to read them.
*** May not replace the wizard's spellbook with a mimic
**** may not replace all candle of invocations with mimics
***** on the flip side, can't take a page from dark souls and whack every chest with my sword just to be sure.
****** nor can I take a page from dark souls DM-wise and design everything as a relentless death trap to waste as many resources as possible around every corner filled with attacks that take out big chunks of your health, but only because I placed an obvious sword in a bonfire somewhere that they could see that transports them to a world very much like it when they try to touch it and left them to figure out what it is without telling them.
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2017-08-09, 02:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
Hm...seems like some Raggamoffyns, Xavers, and maybe even trapping the coinage with a few Lock Lurkers would be appropriate here.
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2017-08-09, 02:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
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2017-08-09, 10:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
* No longer allowed to break reality in the new player's first session.
Backing up from how that happened...
* If I get godlike power from seeing my prophecies come true, I'm no longer allowed inside the fundamental pillar of reality that represents prophecies and motherhood.
** If I am somehow allowed inside, certainly not allowed to make a new prophecy inside said cave on a whim.
*** If I do, the DM is not allowed to forget this prophecy and accidentally make it come true.
**** If we somehow got to this point, I am not allowed to use this godlike power to create a location that births dream creatures. Inside the pillar of reality of birth and motherhood. The single oldest pillar of reality.
***** If we somehow got to THIS point, it should be the end of a campaign, NOT the first session we bring in a new player.
* May no longer screw up reality so badly that the rest of the party founds the SCP society to contain my mistakes.Last edited by Fable Wright; 2017-08-10 at 09:36 AM.
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2017-08-09, 11:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
*When told to make the most overpowered thing I can, can't be the only one who makes Punpun.
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
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2017-08-11, 03:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
* When playing a dwarf in 3.5, I am not allowed to ask the DM, "How deep are we now??" every two minutes just to annoy him by making him figure it out.
Play your character, not your alignment.
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2017-08-11, 03:26 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
** Banned from using vampire-in-a-fire extinguisher to sneak him into a starship, under the guise of 'restocking safety equipment'.
*** Must not ask Digo what setting this is that has vampires and starships within vicinity of each other.
** Must not fail at figuring it out, especially when 'figuring it out' amounts to 5 seconds of googling.
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2017-08-11, 03:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2016
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
*If my plan involves more than three dragons, it's vetoed.
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2017-08-11, 03:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
* If my plan requires more manufacturing facilities than are available on earth, I am to scale it down.
* There is no such thing as a controlled black hole.
** No, not even then.
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2017-08-11, 04:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2007
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
* When the GM decides to have the party meet by having my character affected by a magical aggression field so the others restrain me and we team up to find out what's going on, that is not my cue to single-handedly take down the rest of the party.
** Especially when I'm playing a support caster with no actual combat spells prepared.
*** At least I shouldn't be so gleeful about it.
**** "One of my class features is literally 'laugh at them'," is not an excuse.
* My primary combat strategy should not be, "Be so annoying to try to fight that the bad guys just ragequit."Play your character, not your alignment.
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2017-08-11, 04:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2016
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
*I must not make a build that can one-shot the BBEG in one turn.
**I must not make a build that can one-shot random encounters either, except with save-or-dies.Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
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Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
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2017-08-11, 07:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
*Wall of Thorns cannot be cast inside any part of any creature's anatomy.
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2017-08-11, 08:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
not me but my monk:
*"ambiguously elven" is not a sexual orientation.
**either elves are all virgins or all are nymphomaniacs. choose one.
***no more speculating on the mating rituals of elves (for the dm's sake).
my turn:
*goblins are not "a healthy substitute for mushrooms".
** the bard is off the menu as well. monty python did it already.
i am banned from pronouncing the following in the presence of the bard: halfling war kazoo, bagpipes of chill dread, accordeon of humiliation, gratuitous groin attacks, karaoke, drinking contest, drinking song.
*most necromantic rituals don't involve a candlelit dinner and a barry white cd.
**if my descriptions turn the cleric into a necrophobe, i can't take her place because i'd do a better job. i'm a skillmonkey, not a medic (this time around).
*unless there's a very good reason, no defenestrating the bard.
**cannot use his lyre as a means of provoking blunt force trauma.
***cannot use his lyre as a means of provoking mental trauma either.
****cannot use his lyre as a means of provoking aural trauma. that's the bard's job.
*no more tricking the paladin into throwing a table to win an argument. i shouldn't have used strength as a dump stat if i wanted to throw tables.
*there's no such thing as "preemptive sterilization for the good of the world".
*i can't invent skateboards, roller skates, or surfboards.
** water-skiing behind a galleon is right out (despite the fact it's doable irl).
*if i can bypass a dungeon using a crowbar, a grappling hook, 10m of rope, and an intimidation check or three, i'm not to tell the dm to "step his game up".
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2017-08-11, 08:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
It's Celestia's Finest. Basically Equestria in a less-dark cyberpunk setting, and we're a special forces unit put together to rescue the Elements of Harmony from an escaped Chrysalis on a space station.
* When Pinkie Pie gives us a box of cupcakes for the upcoming battle, we do not question it.
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2017-08-11, 03:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
Last edited by Rater202; 2017-08-11 at 03:32 PM.
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
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2017-08-11, 04:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
We also have a TvTropes page!
Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
Extended sig here.
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2017-08-11, 05:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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2017-08-17, 01:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
*Even if I'm playing a Bard, Bollywood style interludes still isn't a good enough reason for my DM to allow Leadership.
Open the lid and snatch a homebrewed treat from Cookie's Jar
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2017-08-17, 02:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
** There is no Summon Backup Dancers spell line.
* If my rocket design relies on substances that cannot exist I must mention this to the GM before asking for approval.
** Under no circumstances am I to calculate the actual time taken for any space travel, even if it's a simple question of turning the lightyears into gigametres and dividing the total by the jumps per second.
*** I am banned from designing my own space travel systems, even if they're faster than the standard one.
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2017-08-17, 04:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
*My players are no longer allowed to clear dungeons by filling them with mustard gas and calling it a day.
*I am no longer allowed to make dungeons that are vulnerable to being mustard gassed.Hi! I'm a Girl At A Desk. I like DnD and Path of Exile a lot.
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2017-08-17, 07:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
We also have a TvTropes page!
Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
Extended sig here.
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2017-08-18, 01:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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2017-08-18, 05:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
*No more ranks in Profession (Mohel)
My Homebrew (Free to use, don't even bother asking. PM me if you do, though; I'd love to hear stories).
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2017-08-20, 11:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
I may not name all of my NPCs in a session Frank
*Any iteration of Frank is also right out.
**planning an uprising of Franks is also frowned upon.
***Carl and George are banned for the same reason
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2017-08-20, 06:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
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2017-08-20, 08:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2008
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
* We're no longer allowed to read the descriptions of the spells before preparing them.
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2017-08-20, 08:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XI: I May Not Postpone Naming My Thread
*I can't transform all of my enemies into individual grains of rice, helpless but aware then when I have enough to fill a rice cooker cook and eat them alive to absorb their souls and power.
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
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