Lilly's Lovely Random Banter #87

[SDF]

I just can't respect the military myself. The military punched my mom and stole my bike.

[Dragonrider]

I just can't respect the military myself. The military punched my mom and stole my bike.

That's quite a lot to lay on such a large organization.

[Grim Greyscale]

I just can't respect the military myself. The military punched my mom and stole my bike.

Did they also punt a kitten?

[Zeb The Troll]

That's quite a lot to lay on such a large organization.

Given the large number of military and former military people who frequent these boards and the possible backlash, I chose to assume that it was meant as a joke and nothing more.

[SurlySeraph]

A joke? Request permission to laugh, sir!

[Dragonrider]

Given the large number of military and former military people who frequent these boards and the possible backlash, I chose to assume that it was meant as a joke and nothing more.

And it's ever so easy to communicate sarcasm on the internet.

(I was being facetous)

[Logic]

I just can't respect the military myself. The military punched my mom and stole my bike.

Whu....?

But....?



*Tears roll down cheeks.*

[Dragonrider]

Aww, don't cry....

*buys bandaid to stick on Logic's hurt feelings*
*and ice cream*
*ice cream is good*

[Vonriel]

Oi, reminds of someone I once knew. She would hand out band-aids for everything, and I clearly recall seeing her place band-aids on someone who had been broken up with the night before. It was .. interesting, to say the least

[Dragonrider]

When I was little I used to pretend I was hurt just to get a bandaid. I loved bandaids.

"Mom, it hurts!"
"I'm sorry."
"I need a bandaid!"
"But it's not bleeding, honey."
"But it hurts. It won't stop hurting unless you give me a bandaid."

[Logic]

Aww, don't cry....

*buys bandaid to stick on Logic's hurt feelings*
*and ice cream*
*ice cream is good*

I could have used that band-aid 3 hours ago. (I cut open 3 fingers on sharp metal when changing a part.)

Oooh! Ice cream! I haven't had any of that for 2 months!

*Hugs Dragonrider*

[phoenixineohp]

When I was little I used to pretend I was hurt just to get a bandaid. I loved bandaids.

"Mom, it hurts!"
"I'm sorry."
"I need a bandaid!"
"But it's not bleeding, honey."
"But it hurts. It won't stop hurting unless you give me a bandaid."

Those kids drive me nuts at camp. Just like the ones who just have to see the doctor. Tiredus Feetus often got diagnosed.

^ Urk! Owww. You get a second bowl on the house just for that. Which works well as medicine, as you can ice your hand by holding the bowl.

I suggest a visit to Doctor Trog too.

[Castaras]

Those kids drive me nuts at camp. Just like the ones who just have to see the doctor. Tiredus Feetus often got diagnosed.

I'm assuming that tiredus feetus is similar to dontwanttogotoschoolitis?

[Hoggy]

I'm assuming that tiredus feetus is similar to dontwanttogotoschoolitis?

I suffer from that -all- the time.

[phoenixineohp]

That is a very commonly occurring sister disease. That's for the donwannaitus genus. Sadly, that is one of the most prevalent diseases we face. And cases can become dormant and last through adulthood, though the symptoms are often camouflaged.

[Archonic Energy]

i'm currently suffering from justonemorepressofthesnoozebuttonitus... that can lead to Needtogotolookforanewjobbecauseigotfireditus if you don't treat it.
treatment usually consists of a course of takeaholidaybeforeyouburnyourselfoutine though i hear smaller doses of mustbrowseGITPforumine an be used to counteract it but the course is longer

[Lord Herman]

The downside of mustbrowseGITPforumine is that it's highly addictive.

[Castaras]

Very very true.

MustbrowseGITPforumine is a very powerful medicine, and it is not recommended to be taken at school or work, because otherwise the symptoms of angrybossus or angryteacherus might be seen, unless one is very careful...

[Lianae]

I'm assuming that tiredus feetus is similar to dontwanttogotoschoolitis?

I suffer from that -all- the time.

I don't have the choice, I live at school. On the other hand, I get to leave forever in less than 4 months!

[Rawhide]

I don't have the choice, I live at school. On the other hand, I get to leave forever in less than 4 months!

That's what you think. *cough*uni*cough*

[TheBoneSplitter]

On Topic: I'm pretty certain Hermitapea is somewhat common... or something that would classify the lone folk that still live at home. I don't know what it is officially called, but I tag either Hermititis or Hermitapea if Hermititis sounds too much like Hepatitis.

Off Topic: Small question, actually two... all of those Vote for (blank)'s in the playground... I made a signature for "Barbarian in the Playground", since that makes sense with my name... firstly, is that name and signature already taken by someone? Secondly, may I? I've even got it following the signature sizes and all, as noted in the newest signature rules thread stickied in Arts & Crafts.

Bonus edited in questions as I am belated and tardy: What is that all about... or is it just for fun? Are there threads related to these signatures or what?

[T'ze'hai]

On the risk of sounding old:
School?
What was that again? I wish I could have school again... falling asleep in classrooms was gooooood (while seated in the back )
I only can have Idonwannagotowurktodayites nowadays... But my boss won't fall for that

Ow and with my boyfriend I can always play the IdonfeelsogoodIjustwannahangarounditus

[phoenixineohp]

That last one has a much easier to pronounce common name. Headache.

[T'ze'hai]

NOnono
The IdonfeelsogoodIjustwannahangarounditus works great for getting attention and help, while headache just gives a frown...

[Lord Herman]

Off Topic: Small question, actually two... all of those Vote for (blank)'s in the playground... I made a signature for "Barbarian in the Playground", since that makes sense with my name... firstly, is that name and signature already taken by someone? Secondly, may I? I've even got it following the signature sizes and all, as noted in the newest signature rules thread stickied in Arts & Crafts.

Bonus edited in questions as I am belated and tardy: What is that all about... or is it just for fun? Are there threads related to these signatures or what?

Those banners are for a contest I run on the SMBG forum. Basically, I pick a few categories (for example, it's monster types this time), and people get to vote for who they think fits the category best. The winners get a nifty sig image crafted by yours truly.

You can find the current contest here, and its discussion thread here.

[Missing Shoe]

Heh, whenever my significant other would use the headache excuse on me I would always use it back against them at a later time.

Them: Hey can you come here a second and help me?
Me: Cant, headache.

Course, that could explain why I'm single...

[TheBoneSplitter]

Those banners are for a contest I run on the SMBG forum. Basically, I pick a few categories (for example, it's monster types this time), and people get to vote for who they think fits the category best. The winners get a nifty sig image crafted by yours truly.

You can find the current contest here, and its discussion thread here.

Aye, thank ye for the information. Looks like I won't use that signature picture anytime soon, even if it only does just say "Barbarian in the Playground". No worries necessary, I'll just make something else sometime in the future.

[Thes Hunter]

I am currently suffering from thesiswritingprocrastitorum.

It's a very deadly and costly illness, and if I do not recover from it soon, it will linger in my system until December.

[Serpentine]

I am currently suffering from thesiswritingprocrastitorum.

I think that can be cured with Thesshouldwritesomethingotherthanprocrastitorumex

[Archonic Energy]

I am currently suffering from thesiswritingprocrastitorum.

It's a very deadly and costly illness, and if I do not recover from it soon, it will linger in my system until December.

then i suppose you should not take any Newcomicine as it has been known to interfere with anti-thesiswritingprocrastitorum treatments, also see if you can get some Trogbeatsyouwithstickwhenyoudontworkine... it can be used to help, although in some cases it has been known to aid thesiswritingprocrastitorum. if this is the case we may have to think of more severe treatments such as getlockedinaroomwithanoninternetenabledPCtillworkd oneide.

Edit: Gorram it Serp-ninja *grumble*