Lilly's Lovely Random Banter #87

[Korith]

My jerkiness aura tends to be subsumed in my youdon'treallynoticemeunlessyoutry aura. As such, people can become inexplicably irritable around me

[North]

My jerkiness aura tends to be subsumed in my youdon'treallynoticemeunlessyoutry aura. As such, people can become inexplicably irritable around me

Yeah Jerkface. JerkyMcjerkjerk. ummmm Poop?

[Penguinizer]

Wohoo... 9% more to for the Bioshock demo :D

Otherwise, nothing special really happened today.

[Korith]

Correct, August 21st is just another day.

*Whistles*

[Vonriel]

You know, you're horrible at the whole inconspicuous action things. Happy birthday, Korith.

[Korith]

You know, you're horrible at the whole inconspicuous action things. Happy birthday, Korith.

Only when I need to be, and thanks

[Penguinizer]

Happy Birthday :P

Annyways. I generally have lots of weird ideas for d20 stuff. It's just that I never get around to making it, or it has been done, or is just plain too weird.

[Lord Herman]

*checks Korith's profile*

Happy 26th AFONAL day, Korith!

[ZombieRockStar]

*walks into thread*

Here, Korith. I made you a cake. No, it doesn't have "explosive runes" written in icing. No, it isn't poison, although you do have a high Fort save so you might like the flavour, I don't know. No, I didn't make it with flesh-eating bacteria even though that could be effective because I don't know the DC on that but I'd guess it's high. It's just a cake. I even decorated it with fake icing zombie parts. I hope you like it.
It is, however, coconut! *evil laugh*

[North]

Happy Birthday Korith. You going to get ridiculously drunk?

[Skippy]

Hey, it's Korith's AFONAL!!! Congrats!! I want to get awfully drunk too... I really need it, y'know... Bad times around here...

[Korith]

I don't drink, actually - but I've got a twisted enough brain I can convince others otherwise.

*Research, research*

AFONAL: Annual Flaunting of Numbers and Lewt? Okay.

26 years
Gifts include:
Wolf beach towel - this thing was positively gorgeous. When I noticed the spirit guide thread, I pretty quickly went to wolf...danced around a few other things, but wolf seems to fit the bill. Anyway, I'm rambling

A nice shirt - Not just "oh, okay" nice - but NICE. Soft material, collared so I can wear it to work, and just the right balance between warm and lightweight for the coming fall.

Smetena CD - Good music, but I hadn't the heart to tell my grandfather he gave me the exact same CD for christmas

Vivaldi CD - Also good music, and one I didn't have.

An all-in-one inkjet printer - Finally, a decent replacement for ye olde Apollo that got me through university. The first printing project, aside from testing the scanner and printing a test page, was 63 pages of roleplaying material I've been meaning to digest. Man, that stuff really eats the ink

The Pirate of Penzance DVD - Recording of a 1980 broadway production. The production is older than I am I watched it last night with a friend of mine whose cultural experiences did not yet extend to Gilbert and Sullivan. I think he gained 350 cultural experience points from this gem of a production, along with humour that still works nearly 128 years after it's original presentation. Great vocals, splendid choreography, and the acting was flawless.

And for anyone who has a twisted enough curiousity to care, the most memorable phrase from my birthday dream was "And for that, his Ox turned into cheese". Amateur psychoanalysts, start your engines!

[Madmal]

Happy AFONAL day Korith.

sorry i'm can't put anything else, i'm on a grumpy-and-could-kick-a-puppy mood right now.

*goes off to class*

[Skippy]

Smetena CD - Good music, but I hadn't the heart to tell my grandfather he gave me the exact same CD for christmas

Smetana is really cool! I know, having the same exact CD twice can be a bit sad, but hey, if one of them gets ruined somehow, you still will have the other one![/optimistic]

[CurlyKitGirl]

Happy BDay Korith. I be living in the place where your DVD is set. I think. I ahven't actually seen Pirates Of Penzance yet, you think I would considering where I live.

[Eldpollard]

Pirates of Penzance would have more appeal than Pirates of Huddersfield. The lack of coast would be a hindrance.

[Midnight Son]

Pirates of Penzance would have more appeal than Pirates of Huddersfield. The lack of coast would be a hindrance.

Pirates of the Great Salt Lake?

had to be done.

[MadMadMad]

Pirates of the Great Salt Lake won't work. I don't think Mormons can be pirates. They're too nice.

Try Pirates of Lake St. Clair - Detroit can be pretty rough.

[CurlyKitGirl]

Pirates of Anywhere near Water. That'd work. And you know Pirates Of Very Famous Trilogy. Pirates Of The Discworld

[SDF]

Pirates of the Great Salt Lake won't work. I don't think Mormons can be pirates. They're too nice.

Try Pirates of Lake St. Clair - Detroit can be pretty rough.

No, not when they bother me at 6am...

:Goodmorning
:Look, I'm not wearing a shirt and it is 40(F) degrees out, would you like to come in?
:No that is fine.
:


SLC could totally have pirates... SLC Pirates!

[spherissa]

Korith:

The Pirate of Penzance DVD - Recording of a 1980 broadway production. The production is older than I am I watched it last night with a friend of mine whose cultural experiences did not yet extend to Gilbert and Sullivan. I think he gained 350 cultural experience points from this gem of a production, along with humour that still works nearly 128 years after it's original presentation. Great vocals, splendid choreography, and the acting was flawless.

And for anyone who has a twisted enough curiousity to care, the most memorable phrase from my birthday dream was "And for that, his Ox turned into cheese". Amateur psychoanalysts, start your engines!

Happy Birthday Korith. (Hm, this is my first post so I hope I'm doing this right.


Pirates of the Penzance! Now that's some quality crack. Anyone see the Priate Movie? It's a 1980s movie using a lot of songs from Pirates of Penzance plus some 1980s music. Insanely glorious stuff.

The question is: did someone eat the cheese?

[Nomrom]

No, not when they bother me at 6am...

:Goodmorning
:Look, I'm not wearing a shirt and it is 40(F) degrees out, would you like to come in?
:No that is fine.
:


SLC could totally have pirates... SLC Pirates!

Hey, I'm going to be one of those people! But six is a little early, I think they frown on that. And I'll have you know that we could totally be pirates if we wanted to. That's one of my goals in life actually.
Happy birthday Korith!

[SDF]

The thing that bothered me is they wouldn't come in. They thought I was asking for their sake, I wasn't. (I was cold doncha know)

I was in Idaho Falls a few years ago for my friends birthday on the 4th of July, and they held over the entire celebration to the 5th because the fourth was on a Sunday. Made me chuckle.

I also have a few forum inappropriate stories about my friend getting a couple of girls expelled from BYU. >_> It involved a punk show in Provo. *Writes a book titled: SDF's Misadventures in Utah*

[CurlyKitGirl]

People can be like that. Why'd it being a Sunday make a difference? Any possible stories to tell that could be censored or edited.?

[Korith]

Pirates of the Great Salt Lake won't work. I don't think Mormons can be pirates. They're too nice.

Your inexperience with the Pirates of Penzance shows itself here.

General. Tell me, have you ever known what it is to be an orphan?

Pirates. (disgusted) Oh, dash it all!

King. Here we are again!

General. I ask you, have you ever known what it is to be an orphan?

King. Often!

General. Yes, orphan. Have you ever known what it is to be one?

King. I say, often.

Pirates. (disgusted) Often, often, often. (Turning away)

General. I don’t think we quite understand one another. I ask you, have you ever known what it is to be an orphan, and you say “orphan”. As I understand you, you are merely repeating the word “orphan” to show that you understand me.

King. I didn’t repeat the word often.

General. Pardon me, you did indeed.

King. I only repeated it once.

General. True, but you repeated it.

King. But not often.

General. Stop! I think I see where we are getting confused. When you said “orphan”, did you mean “orphan” – a person who has lost his parents, or “often”, frequently?

King. Ah! I beg pardon – I see what you mean – frequently.

General. Ah! you said "often", frequently.

King. No, only once.

General. (irritated) Exactly – you said “often”, frequently, only once.

[Nomrom]

People can be like that. Why'd it being a Sunday make a difference? Any possible stories to tell that could be censored or edited.?

Well I don't want to say too much, because I know religious talk isn't allowed, so basically it would be moved because in our church, having a party like that would not be considered a Sabbath appropriate activity.

[CurlyKitGirl]

Originally Posted by Pirates of Penzance
General. Tell me, have you ever known what it is to be an orphan?

Pirates. (disgusted) Oh, dash it all!

King. Here we are again!

General. I ask you, have you ever known what it is to be an orphan?

King. Often!

General. Yes, orphan. Have you ever known what it is to be one?

King. I say, often.

Pirates. (disgusted) Often, often, often. (Turning away)

General. I don’t think we quite understand one another. I ask you, have you ever known what it is to be an orphan, and you say “orphan”. As I understand you, you are merely repeating the word “orphan” to show that you understand me.

King. I didn’t repeat the word often.

General. Pardon me, you did indeed.

King. I only repeated it once.

General. True, but you repeated it.

King. But not often.

General. Stop! I think I see where we are getting confused. When you said “orphan”, did you mean “orphan” – a person who has lost his parents, or “often”, frequently?

King. Ah! I beg pardon – I see what you mean – frequently.

General. Ah! you said "often", frequently.

King. No, only once.

General. (irritated) Exactly – you said “often”, frequently, only once.

Funny. Extremely; I got the gist when I saw the word King and Orphan/often.
Must see this film soon.

And that makes sense Nomron. Religion is for religious people and they can do what they want.

[FdL]

Hey, about seeing who is more of a jerk, maybe it's better not being one at all, don't you think? :p

According to my motorcycle licensing test, the answer is cars making left turns in front of motorcycles going straight through an intersection.

Thanks for answering, Zeb! I'm going to remember this, though I think the situation is pretty self-descriptive.

[Midnight Son]

I also have a few forum inappropriate stories about my friend getting a couple of girls expelled from BYU. >_> It involved a punk show in Provo. *Writes a book titled: SDF's Misadventures in Utah*

You are quite welcome to come down again. I'm sure we can help provide you with a couple more chapters.

[Nomrom]

Except, maybe this time, they should be a little bit less misadventurous.