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    I agree that the googly eyes are extremely distracting.

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    Tilli seems quite friendly, and possibly even a good fit for Hanners. If Hanners can get past the whole "my mum is foisting this PA on me."
    ...Doesn't Hanners work at a coffee shop? I'm not actually sure her counting things business really requires much call for a personal assistant...
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    Yeah, I'm really not sure what Hanners' PA would even do all day while Hanners works. Sit at the coffee shop? Work at the coffee shop too?
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    Yeah, I'm really not sure what Hanners' PA would even do all day while Hanners works. Sit at the coffee shop? Work at the coffee shop too?
    "Get paid to sit in the coffee shop looking at her smartphone".

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    Ok, I don't like Tilly. Sure she's put there by Mom, but she did accept the job that involved "and she won't like you or having a PA, but force her to". So my sympathy for her on that front are pretty low.

    Also Hanners, you got a friend a floor down, who's a retired combat robot, she can easily remove this nuisance off the premises forcibly.

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    Ok, I don't like Tilly. Sure she's put there by Mom, but she did accept the job that involved "and she won't like you or having a PA, but force her to". So my sympathy for her on that front are pretty low.
    I dunno. I get the idea that Tilly is a bit...Unperceptive and really thinks she can help Hannerlore. How, I don't really know, but she seems like she's trying to help. She's so clueless about it that I wouldn't say she's a good person, but at least doesn't have bad intentions. Just needs to get some understanding of interpersonal relationships...

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    Also Hanners, you got a friend a floor down, who's a retired combat robot, she can easily remove this nuisance off the premises forcibly.
    I think Hanners is a bit opposed to using violence, even to get rid of an annoying person. She probably doesn't want to go running to Bubbles everytime there is an issue and seem ungrateful.
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    Tilly is fighting an uphill battle, and losing.

    But there's one thing Hanners can set Tilly to doing that will please both of them. "Tilly, from now on, it is your responsibility to keep my mother from interfering with my life. Good luck and may you win."

    It would be an epic battle, I think...

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    Efficient, solves two birds with one stone, and added irony for Hanners' mother providing Hanners with the means to end the interference. I now really want this to be how this ends up.
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    Tilly, seriously, take the hint, you were hired and sent here under false pretenses, chalk it up to a learning experience and move on.
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    Tilly, seriously, take the hint, you were hired and sent here under false pretenses, chalk it up to a learning experience and move on.
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    Realistically, this intrusion would be horribly invasive and annoying, but in the cartoony heightened reality of the QC-verse, I'm pulling for Tilly.

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    With what we know of Hanners' mother, Id bet that defying her wishes is much riskier than making Hannelore unhappy. Tilly's persistence might be driven by survival instinct.

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    Probably so. If Tilly goes away after the 48h she's probably not going to have much problems, but if earlier, well, evil CEO is going to be evil...

    That said, for ****s sake Hanners, just use Tilly as a gopher. Grab stuff for you, buy whatever you want when you need it, run messages for you, and so forth. Not the usual PA fare, but you can make use of one anyway.
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    Tilly is like your first smart phone. You dont really want it, cant imagine what all these silly things it can do could be useful for, and would rather stick with your old fashioned flip phone as its done a fine job of accepting phone calls so far (You know, the entire reason to have a phone originally?) Then you give the smart phone a try and you are hooked. I figure hannerlore will eventually surrender to the inevitable once tilly actually starts doing things for her. "This is just so much EASIER!"
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    The problem here is recognizing that Hannelore is doing her life the difficult way on purpose in order to grow as a person.
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    Yo mamma's so evil, she fed a minion to whale sharks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fawkes View Post
    Realistically, this intrusion would be horribly invasive and annoying, but in the cartoony heightened reality of the QC-verse, I'm pulling for Tilly.

    Go Tilly!
    For me, it depends how it goes on Monday. If we have a scene where Tilly does the usual cliched thing - she slumps down, complains that she's only trying to help and this is her big break, and then Hannelore promises to try to find her something to do before the waterworks are turned on - then I will probably find myself extremely jaded towards her.
    It's been done to death, and QC really doesn't need another character that is little more than luggage being carried around out of pity.
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    For me, it depends how it goes on Monday. If we have a scene where Tilly does the usual cliched thing - she slumps down, complains that she's only trying to help and this is her big break, and then Hannelore promises to try to find her something to do before the waterworks are turned on - then I will probably find myself extremely jaded towards her.
    I think I'd be irritated for other reasons. Hannelore has done a lot to improve, but she's still struggling to improve and has her own life. Tilly expecting to throw a pity party and for Hanners to scoop her up and fix her problems wouldn't really make me sympathetic to her. She's not really going to become my favorite character by expecting a big break by being given it.
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    Personally, if she tries to guilt trip hanners at all, its going to lose any sympathy from me. You are forcing yourself into her life against her express desires. You are the problem, not the solution.
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    She did offer to call the police on herself which might have partly been a joke but I think switching to begging like that wouldn't really fit her character setup.

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    I think Tilly managed to navigate this conversation in a way that wasn't too terrible. I appreciate the sentiment of "even though this job might be dumb or even redundant, I still want to do my best"; it's one I can respect. And if she's being honest about that "final pitch" thing, she's also being a somewhat gracious loser?
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    Or at least, "I can't do anything more to convince you short of physically forcing you, and your mother didn't give me the weapons and tools needed for that." Gotta show a good faith effort before you tell your boss a project failed
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    I don't know... I think we might have a crazy person here... Dedication to your job is one thing. But admitting what you do is more or less insane and still sticking to it.. This arc might lead to Tilly ruining Hanners life just so she can be helpful after all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kato View Post
    I don't know... I think we might have a crazy person here... Dedication to your job is one thing. But admitting what you do is more or less insane and still sticking to it.. This arc might lead to Tilly ruining Hanners life just so she can be helpful after all.
    OK, maybe a bit dark for QC.
    To be fair to the girl... would you want to have to tell Hanner's mum that you couldn't do the job she assigned you? We were complaining about her sort of torturing a robo horse last week.
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    I read it as "I need money, I got bills".
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    I read it as "I need money, I got bills".
    Don't know, she looks genuinely passionate about the job.
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    Don't know, she looks genuinely passionate about the job.
    It might be in the cotnract that she has to be. They're not in the UK:


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    Tilly -- GO AWAY.
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    So here's the thing: Hanners may not need an assistant, but she has two different friends that are running two different small businesses that could probably benefit from labor being paid for by someone else. Will Hannelore try to convince Tilly to help Dora or Faye?
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