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2017-12-20, 03:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The Last Jedi - There At First.. wait
Ultimately its more a moral on overconfidence as opposed to anything else.
Nor would it be ever assumed to be a point about how the Jedi needed to be destroyed or how they needed to be on par with the Sith.
It reminds me of a Twilight Zone episode where a cruel person wills for all those that are evil to be shrunk down to nothing only to find himself the size of a teacup.
Running with the idea that the Force is just a rubber band and will correct itself to zero is utterly moronic in my mind.
So what the movie is saying is that being overconfident whilst still overall being very kind, protective, and selfless is BAD and so needs to be either brought down to nothing, or have at least 3,000 psychopaths running around as well.
Im sorry but the Jedi where still a force for good and the galaxy had much more lasting and longer peace with them around.
They needed the bathwater changed, to say the baby needed to be bloodily killed at the alter so that something new could come in its place (In theory) is just a bunch of bunk in my mind.
Edit: Good comic on the matter
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2017-12-20, 04:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Chen, I'm not trying to beat up on your post in particular, but it's a good launching-off point for two things I wanted to say, so here goes.
Seriously? It's a big mashup of ESB and RotJ to at least the same extent that TFA is a retread of ANH.
Spoiler: Plot SummaryThe movie opens with a bunch of Gallofree transports fleeing aRebelResistance base as a bunch ofImperialFirst Order Star Destroyers jump into the system, led by aStar DreadnoughtSiege Dreadnaught.
TheRebelsResistance members narrowly escape with a rag-tag fleet, and the movie's protagonists split up.LukeRey lands onDagobahAhch-To, a very rainy and remote planet not known to wider galactic society, where she asksYodaLuke--a curmudgeonly old man living like a hermit in a little hut raising his own food--to train her, but he refuses because he feelsLukeRey is too reckless and undisciplined and because he doesn't want a repeat of the last time he helped train a powerful preteen Force-user,Anakin SkywalkerBen Solo, who was eventually seduced to the Dark Side byPalpatineSnoke.LukeRey persists, and though she is ignored at first eventually the wise old Jedi Master relents.
We get a montage of the Jedi Master telling his pupil about the history of his Jedi Order, before it was destroyed. Detouring to a brief RotJ interlude,Obi-WanLuke talks about how he couldn't redeemAnakinBen, andLukeRey says he's wrong:
Obi-Wan: When I first met him, your father was already a great pilot. But I was amazed how strongly the Force was with him. I took it upon myself to train him as a Jedi. I thought that I could instruct him just as well as Yoda. I was wrong.
Luke: There is still good in him.hisher fears and insecurities. The movie gets a bit trippy, the apprentice faces great internal conflict, and slowly the face ofVaderRey's parents is revealed to be...hisher own face!
Meanwhile,LukeRey has a vision ofHan and LeiaKylo on the far side of the galaxy, and feels thatheshe can save them if only she goes to them. She gets into a big argument with the Jedi Master about the vision and leaves to go meet up with them.
Back on the other side of the galaxy,Han and LeiaFinn and Rose have snuck away from the mainRebelResistance fleet in a beaten-up ship to go to the idyllicCloud CityCanto Bight, a neutral city in the current war known for gambling and fancy rich people stuff. They're searching for a top-class con man and smuggler,Lando CalrissianMaz Kanata's friend, to help them fix a little hyperspace problem. When they get there, the characters discover it isn't as idyllic as it seems, as beneath the surface the dirty work is done byUgnaughtshuman slaves.
There, they run intoLandoMaz Kanata's friend, are arrested by security forces, and are thrown into a jail cell together, where they have a conversation withLandoa different slicer for no particular reason who fills the same role; he offers help, they say they don't want it. In ESB Lando betrays them to the Empire first and then gives them access to a hyperdrive-capable ship and helps them escape, in TLJ he gives them access to a hyperdrive-capable ship and helps them escape first and then betrays them to the First Order, overall proving him less trustworthy thanHanFinn originally thought. Oh, and their astromech buddy aids greatly in their escape with some novel tools and attachments.
Smash-cut to RotJ.Han and LeiaFinn and Rose need to lead a small group into theEndor bunkerDreadnought to disable the device screwing over their fleet. To do so, they usean Imperiala First Order ship with a corresponding transponder, slip through the shields using some stolen codes--which an Imperial officer notices but lets go--and, surprise!, it's a trap, as they're surrounded by bad guys and captured. They escape thanks to timely intervention from their best buddyChewieBB-8, who captures an AT-ST and starts shooting all the bad guys.
LukeRey, meanwhile, has turnedhimselfherself over toVaderKylo Ren. They have a brief conversation on their way to seePalpatineSnoke, during which the Jedi claims there is still some good in the Dark Sider while the Dark Sider claims it is too late for him and the Jedi should join him instead (which is incredibly close dialogue-wise to the RotJ version). They walk out of the turbolift into a large throne room holdingPalpatineSnoke on a throne surrounded by red-robed royal guards, with a small window looking out into space off to the side.
PalpatineSnoke tauntsLukeRey, takes offhisher binders with the Force, and gloats about how he planted the seeds that caused everything to come to pass, how he will destroy the puny Rebellion, and how he will kill Luke Skywalker, complete with takingLuke'sRey's lightsaber and sticking it on the right arm of his throne and taunting the "Jedi Knight" about taking it back and striking him down.LukeRey ends up helpless and weaponless beforeVaderKylo whilePalpatineSnoke assaultshimher with Force powers, and in a shocking twist the Dark Side apprentice kills his master and the throne room starts disintegrating around them.
Smash-cut back to the start of ESB, whereAT-ATsAT-M6s are attacking the secret Rebel base onHothCrait, a remote white planet with a base built into a mountain, complete with massive front door and secret back entrances. (To their credit, it's not a direct ripoff of the Hoth base visually, it's a ripoff of that and the ANH Yavin IV base.)RebelResistance soldiers dig trenches in front of the base with cylindrical anti-vehicle blaster cannons dotted along them, and the soldiers jump in, pointing their rifles toward the oncoming walkers as one of them looks at the walkers through macrobinoculars (in what is, again, almost shot-for-shot the opening of the ESB battle).
The walker slowly lumber forward until they get within range to destroy theshield generatorfront door while low-flying airspeeders that don't have the weapons to penetrate the walkers' armor fruitlessly distract them until they can come up with a crazy plan to take down the thing that will destroy theshield generatorfront door. Though the bad guys destroy their objective, the good guys escape to safety on the Millennium Falcon.
Is it a complete beat-for-beat recreation of ESB and RotJ, and are the derivative events the only things that happen in the movie? No. Are there some differences in context that shed new light on certain events, and do characters react differently to some of these events? Yes, sometimes.
Is it "mostly original"? Hell no.
I mean what would be truly fresh by that definition?
Here's what the EU situation looks like one or two decades after RotJ, spoilered for space and for anyone who doesn't want Legends spoilers:
SpoilerThe Rebellion has successfully re-established the Republic, now the New Republic to distinguish it from the Old Republic. The New Republic has to deal with squabbling member planets and internal politics, but the Rebels are war heroes respected by the public. The Empire is still around in two forms, the Imperial Remnant (just as loyal to the Empire's philosophy but headquartered on Bastion instead of Coruscant and much diminished in manpower and resources) and various Imperial warlords who went rogue with their battle groups after the Emperor's death. The Remnant and the warlords can still trouble the New Republic because the Imperials are now the ones with mobile forces attacking stationary defenses and have Imperial fanatics on their side, while the New Republic is now the one on the defensive and has to focus on placating their constituents more than eradicating the Empire.
Luke has established the Jedi Praxeum on Yavin IV. He's had some students go Dark on occasion, but he didn't go to Dagobah to mope, he went and turned them back to the Light as best he could. He has collected all the lore on the Jedi that he could to inform his teaching practices and restore forgotten knowledge, but he isn't slavishly recreating the old Jedi Order; he realizes there were flaws in Yoda's and Obi-Wan's approaches and is taking a more moderating approach emphasizing empathy, family, and self-sacrifice over moralizing, isolation, and self-deprivation.
Leia is Chief of State of the New Republic and Han is a General, though he finds the responsibility of being a military officer a bit stifling. Leia negotiates major treaties, helps refugees from the war, and gets some Jedi training, while Han kicks Imperial butt repeatedly including helping liberate Kashyyyk, and they eventually marry and have a family.
It's possible to tell new kinds of stories in this scenario--obviously, since many such stories were told in the EU, even if you don't retell those stories in particular--and, what's more, you can tell the same stories they were trying to tell in TFA and TLJ and often do them better. For instance, Poe's "You're a hotshot fighter jock and there's no need for people like you anymore" storyline works in a scenario when the New Republic needs to win peoples' hearts instead of shooting down TIE fighters, but is a ridiculous sentiment when the Resistance is still at war and pulling off crazy plans is the only thing that has allowed the Rebellion and Resistance to survive as long as they have.
In this scenario, there's a logical progression of setting and characters from RotJ instead of doing a hard reset to the ANH situation, the nonsensical Republic/Resistance split never happens, and a fractured and resource-strapped Remnant makes much more sense than a united and superweapon-building First Order. Keeping the EU around and building off that (and overwriting it judiciously and where necessary like the prequels did to the pre-ANH EU material) would have been infinitely better than the unoriginal and repetitive new movies we got.
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2017-12-20, 05:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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I just watched Wisecrack's analysis of the themes of the movie, and i finally realized what Luke's story reminded me of.
DS9's Once More Into the Breach
The story or Kor's last days. The fact that the man, in his olden age, failed to live up to the legendary stature he was elevated to, and thus lived in regret of his own failings.
And the chance for one final redemption. For letting the legend resonate throughout the Galaxy. Because the Legend of Luke Skywalker will forever kindle the hearts of the oppressed and downtrodden. Because Luke the man was faillible, but the Legend is eternal.
I remember now Worf's words:
Originally Posted by Worf, Son of Mogh
Or do you think Luke was just a man, who failed his students and his family?
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2017-12-20, 05:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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2017-12-20, 05:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The Last Jedi - There At First.. wait
Cuthalion's art is the prettiest art of all the art. Like my avatar.
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2017-12-20, 05:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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As Peelee said, I don't see the conflict in being both. Aren't all legends just men or women? Or is there some type of new species of being simply called "Legend".
They're all people. Luke didn't redeem his father because he is legendary. He did it because of the choices he made. Because of his character.
Besides that... who wants to see a story about how Luke failed to be a hero in his older years as well? Or even just a stellar guy?
Who needs to learn the lesson that "legends are just people"?
Star Wars, the franchise you can go watch at the theater to learn that heroes aren't really anything special, all types of people profit from war and are bad, animal cruelty is bad, and... I don't know, what else did they cram into this movie in place of actual Star Wars stuff??Castlevania II: Dracula's Curse
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2017-12-20, 06:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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2017-12-20, 06:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Yeah, because they also filed the numbers off Return of the Jedi so they could have the walkers vs speeders, dark side cave, and guy who may or may not betray them, but also another space battle against a superweapon, a confrontation in a throne room, and a bunch of A-Wings.
By saying "well this time the Lando character doesn't really go anywhere" and "well I guess this time they didn't follow through" doesn't change that.
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2017-12-20, 07:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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I take issue with saying that TLJ is as derivative as TFA. TFA is beat by beat. It features similar scenes and features that are used to the same effect.
TLJ may follow the formula, but everything it puts in has a distinctly different flavor, then it immediately takes everything out and burns the soup.
I see two claims here.
One is that EU stories would be vastly better and more original than what we got. The proof of this is it builds on the earlier movie instead of pushing things into a hard reboot like what we get with TFA.
I haven't read enough EU stories to know. You yourself say the EU stories are essentially being appropriated in these movies (which also suggest they retread ideas in the OT). Early EU stories do things like revive the Emperor for a villain (and do it again) as well as recreating the Death Star and other super-weapons. Additionally, the criticism of the EU is it has got repetitive.
Moreover, EU stories were made for novels, not the screen. A movie adaption may be difficult for numerous reasons for many of these stories. Finally, I don't think the EU has caught up to TFA in terms of the timeline.
Still, its not hard to create a Star Wars movie that avoids repeating the plot points in the OT. Lucas made three movies that were original that way.
The other is that building the EU is the way to build the franchise, a clean slate is unacceptable. There are many, many reasons for Disney to favor a clean slate, including the desire to write a whole new slate of materials around the times the EU already had covered. Disney's reboot with TFA, resetting the timeline so everything looks about the same as it did around ANH, is certainly not the only way they could have gone, and many other movies they could have made would have been more original than TFA.
The EU is one way to do it, its not one Lucas even ever insisted on, always insisting that the canon consisted of the six movies, and the Clone Wars animated series just because. I can see how adhering to a massive canon can be hard if not impossible for any franchise and is simply not desirable from a creative standpoint. Writers have to grapple with decades of prolific history (only a fraction of which they know) with every story they write. Plenty of good ideas have to be scrapped simply because don't take into account the historical events, technical capabilities of the technology, and other details that go on ad nauseam.
Maybe the EU provides superior titles to the Disney movies, but even assuming that's the case, Disney should have scrapped the EU and for the perfectly justifiable reason that the EU is simply too difficult to work with for a new studio that wishes to produce a new industry of Star Wars novels, comics, cartoons, live action TV and other media.The laws of physics are not crying in a corner, they are bawling in the forums.
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2017-12-20, 07:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Again that was a sign of their hubris and stagnation more then having too many Jedi.
Because guess what: When the prophecy was finished with the Death of Palpatine and Vader, Luke was still alive!
Jedi aren't the Yang to the Siths Ying here. They are good and the Dark side is all bad.
The JEDI became unbalanced when they said you couldn't love and feel and such. Not becasause googliness.
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2017-12-20, 07:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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I actually agree with this and I like the EU.
It just feels insulting because the end result is it feels like something with passion, heart and allot of interesting elements was killed for the very worst of those ideas to come front and center.
Disney had the opportunity to separate the weat from the chaff, and somehow they managed to keep the chaff and burn all the wheat.
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2017-12-20, 07:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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In all honesty if they wanted the EU gone it should've been a clean break. None of this "Well this series is canon and lets rebrand and publish this book" stuff or "well lets wait a bit and bring back a few models and characters". It should've completely rebuilt itself from scratch with new ship designs, new factions, and new characters to fill those niche's and stood on it's own merits.
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2017-12-20, 08:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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I was unimaginabbly happy about the reveals for Snoke and Rey. I spent the entire movie worried that they were going to end up being some super special mystery background for them.
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2017-12-20, 08:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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2017-12-20, 09:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Oh, I agree. I was just saying that TLJ pulls from ESB and RotJ to the same extent that TFA pulls from ANH, as far as copying massively from the OT; it's definitely less one-for-one than TFA was, if only because it steals from two movies instead of one.
I haven't read enough EU stories to know. You yourself say the EU stories are essentially being appropriated in these movies (which also suggest they retread ideas in the OT). Early EU stories do things like revive the Emperor for a villain (and do it again) as well as recreating the Death Star and other super-weapons. Additionally, the criticism of the EU is it has got repetitive.
As far as EU stories being appropriated for the movies and so originally being retreads, it's actually that the stories were fairly different from the OT but were contorted to be more like the OT in their adaptation to the movies. Two examples in the spoiler:
SpoilerCenterpoint Station
The EU introduces a space station called Centerpoint Station in the Corellia system (Han's home system). It was created by an extinct race of aliens and was a mystery to the system's inhabitants for a long time. Eventually it was discovered to be a station with a star at its core powering what was basically a trans-hyperspace tractor beam that could pull, repel, or destroy things in other star systems, from space ships to stars. The New Republic and the Empire clashed over it several times due to its immense power, and it was fired a few times to great effect.
Now, this fulfills a similar "big honkin' superweapon" slot that the Death Star does, except that narratively it's very different in the particulars. It wasn't designed by the good guys or the bad guys, so there are no plans to steal. It is claimed by the Corellian system, whose scientists have been studying it for years, so "blow it up" isn't necessarily the right choice. It is immobile but can fire through hyperspace, so it is at once more threatening than the Death Star and also more vulnerable.
Starkiller Base is basically Discount Centerpoint Station--planet-sized, uses stars as fuel, fires through hyperspace, check check and check. But in translating it to the screen, they make the concept worse, both in general terms (vacuuming up a star to fire? really?) and in terms of retreading OT ground (it was somehow built by the Discount Empire and the good guys somehow get the plans, and it belongs to the Discount Empire so destroying it is an obvious option), so you get Death Star Trench Run 2.0 with no variation or subtlety.
Jacen and Anakin Solo
Han and Leia have three kids in the EU, twins Jacen and Jaina and younger son Anakin. All three were strong in the Force and all three trained at Luke's academy. Jacen and Anakin had two very different approaches to the Force, however. Anakin always felt that he had a special connection with Darth Vader thanks to his name, and he hated it. He viewed the name as a burden, he had nightmares about being visited by the Force ghost of Vader, he constantly feared falling to the Dark Side, and he was always wary of using the Force for violence despite the many misadventures the siblings got up to (often being kidnapped to use against Leia or Luke), but he stayed true to the Light Side until the end, eventually sacrificing himself for his friends and allies.
Jacen, meanwhile, was always a bit more reckless and more inclined to use the Force as a tool than Anakin. He flirted with the Dark Side for many years, sought out other Force traditions that didn't see the Force in the same Light/Dark manner the Jedi and Sith did, and eventually--after doing many Dark things "for the greater good"--fell to the Dark Side and became Darth Caedus.
So we have a Force-sensitive Solo son with a Vader obsession and a Force-sensitive Solo son who went Dark. Both had a lot of exploration into their reasons for doing what they did and good justifications for their final fates. Ben Solo simply smashes those things together to make a power-obsessed Dark Sider with basically no justification besides "Snoke made him" and without any of the depth. We get Vader 2.0--or 0.5, really, given that he's a pale shadow of the real deal--instead of anything new and different.
So if they had just slapped the EU stuff on the screen verbatim it wouldn't have been nearly as derivative, but the adaptation introduced retreading where it hadn't been before.
Moreover, EU stories were made for novels, not the screen. A movie adaption may be difficult for numerous reasons for many of these stories.
Finally, I don't think the EU has caught up to TFA in terms of the timeline.
Maybe the EU provides superior titles to the Disney movies, but even assuming that's the case, Disney should have scrapped the EU and for the perfectly justifiable reason that the EU is simply too difficult to work with for a new studio that wishes to produce a new industry of Star Wars novels, comics, cartoons, live action TV and other media.
I'd even not mind too much if Disney had scrapped the EU and then actually done what they said and gone in a totally different direction. But as Scowling Dragon and Jayngfet pointed out, they brought in the same characters, same authors, same plotlines, etc. and then screwed them up massively (don't even get me started on what they did to Wedge Antilles...), so there was no point to the slate-wiping in the first place. Given that Disney can't help but do the same ol' same ol' thing, the EU is much better than starting from scratch because at least they have more stuff to copy from.
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2017-12-20, 09:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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The point of it was that it flat out doesn't matter who her parents are. It doesn't matter where you came from, it doesn't define you. Her parents may have been nobody special. No one worth ever knowing about, but that doesn't mean she isn't.
I for one hope we never see her parents grave.
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I dread to ask, but what did they do to my favorite non Force using Pilot?
Also i agree with everything else you said, if they had stuck with the EU more we could have had K-Wings onscreen instead of the flying Tic Tac containers.
I rather like the basic idea there, their implementation of said idea was just terrible. Kinda sums up the whole movie for me.Last edited by Blackhawk748; 2017-12-20 at 09:20 PM.
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2017-12-20, 09:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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It's the random superpowers she gained that do.
Its like saying your parents don't matter, its your genetics that do. That's kinda even worse.
They haven't gone back to the force being something for everybody (But hard to understand or master like enlightnment or martial arts), its still speshial force sensitives, Bloodlines are still a thing, she is just a new Chosen one.
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2017-12-20, 09:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Wanted to throw out my thoughts on this movie, which I saw last night. And as I thought more about it, the stuff that mildly annoyed me has swollen and been added to by other details that are casting shadows on the film as a whole.
I will spoil anything I THINK is to spoileriffic, but otherwise the general stuff will not be.
1. The movie was a roller-coaster ride with too many loop-de-loops. You need to give an audience SOME time to breathe between intense and loud action scenes/suspenseful moments. Trying to keep the dial on 10 and occassionaly dipping into a 5 or 6 is not Star Wars, because you had slower moments, and times to ramp up to the next sequence.
Example: A New Hope, after Obi-wan dies. Luke is on the Falcon, "I can't believe he's gone." And Han tells him to get on the guns. It's a slow build to the realization that they're still being chased and then that action sequence, followed by an ACTUAL calm period where there aren't any explosions going on.
If that scene had been written in the same style as THIS movie, Luke would have said his line, and-SUDDENLY THE FALCON IS ROCKED BY IMPACT AND HAN IS SHOUTING AND LUKE IS SCRAMBLING FOR THE GUNS AND ALL THE ADRENALINE EVER-
You get the idea.
2. This movie was not JUST designed by a committee. It was written by people who looked at the fan theory's and speculation and used that as a reverse-checklist. "People are saying Kylo and Rey might be brother and sister, so DON'T put that in! Then it'll catch them by surprise and be ORIGINAL!"
Just because somebody in the audience gets to say, "CALLED IT!" doesn't mean it's a bad thing! Know what else is an original idea!? Gluing a fork to your tongue and frenching a hair-dryer! Just because something is an original idea, doesn't mean it's a good idea!!!
They flushed any logical plotlines and threw in hackneyed writing stereotypes, then sent the mutilated script to a committee to have the rest of it lobotomized to make maximum dollars at the expense of decent writing.
Spoiler: The "Romance"Why was Rose there?
Actually, forget that question, because her character and actress weren't bad.
Why the **** did she KISS Finn and drop that cringe-worthy forced line about "The people you love."?!
I know why they did it, because I'm a cynical schmuck. There's a study/statistic that says, "Black guy and white woman romances lose ticket sales" and despite the chemistry and history between Finn and Rey through The Force Awakens, they tossed Rose at him so they could hit the "ROMANCE" box on the movie trope checklist and keep those tickets coming in.
This movie, didn't need anything resembling overt romance. The fact that they used this new character to shoehorn it down our throats and completely undermine the ship being built up all through the previous movie is just cowardly and greedy. They didn't want to risk a penny on showing an inter-racial kiss between a black guy and a white girl, (That stereotype doesn't go the otherway however, or apply when it's black guy with a hispanic/asian/other minority girl) OR make a movie without some kind of overt romance, even if it was freaking stupid.
And somebody DID say to me, "She was infatuated with him, and thought she was about to die" as an excuse.
That, makes sense from a logical perspective.
But this movie's plot is where logic goes to DIE, so I'm calling out the writing on the wall that FinnxRey is DEAD and buried as far as the script for the next movie is concerned, because that's how Hollywood works nowadays.
3. Pick up the phone, because I'm calling it now. Poe and Rey have all of 1 line together, which is Poe introducing himself. The SECOND I saw his face, which was the epitome of, 'I'm smitten with you already' I face-palmed because do we REALLY need yet another guy who's just AMAZED by Rey's presence?
But then this morning, it sunk in...Twilight, the EdwardxBellaxJacob love triangle. Pirates of the Caribbean, the ElizabethxJackxWill love triangle.
The next movie is going to have a "Subplot" (In that it's a half of a fully-functioning plot) of a ReyxPoexNOT FINN Love triangle, because it's on the movie checklist.
Spoiler: The Not FinnKylo Ren? Really? REALLY!?! Did this NEED to be a thing!? Did they HAVE to make THIS a thing?! The sheer INEPTITUDE on display with that bull**** is unbelievable! Finn and Rey had chemistry, and people saw it working as a romance! People tossed out the idea that Kylo Ren and Rey were siblings! Which would have made WAY more sense for why Rey is able to use The Force like she does, rather than "F--- you, that's why"!
But no, they can't risk ticket sales with a FinnxRay romance, wanted to "Surprise" the fans and "Keep them guessing", and STILL hit every damn checkbox on their list of Blockbuster tropes and cliches. So Rose told Finn, "I love you after less than a day of knowing you" and Rey is trying to turn the 'tormented bad boy' Kylo back to the light side of The Force, but will be hampered in the next movie because of her feelings for Poe. (Like I said, I'm buying a lottery ticket, because I KNOW that's what's coming.)
Then, there's the bit I realized just now is a MAJOR plothole and one of the reasons for the "ALWAYS KEEP THE TENSION AMPED AT ALL TIMES" bit I ranted about above.
Spoiler: Benicio Del Toro's CharacterHow did the codebreaker know about those cloaked transports? Poe stages a damn mutiny, because Leia almost died and her second-in-command wouldn't tell him that they had a way to safely escape from the Imperials (BECAUSE F--- YOU, THAT'S WHY) And right when it seems like the transports are safe, the codebreaker tells the Imperials about those cloaked transports which are suddenly being shot down and "Oh noes, everything is still suspenseful and explosions and-" yaddayaddayadda, you get the idea.
How. In the hell. Did that codebreaker who wouldn't have even known what was going on with the rebellion if Finn and Rose hadn't grabbed him off of a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PLANET, know about the rebels' plan to jump ship and make off in what amounts to a dozen smaller lifeboats while the Imperials chase their abandoned cruiser?
I DARE someone explain that to me, because it makes zero sense to me, at freaking all.
Those are my thoughts. I walked out of the theater with a feeling of "Ehh, it' was okay, except for a few parts."
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"I have ideas. But Osama bin Laden had ideas too, so I talk with my friends to make sure I don't make a colossal F-ck up."
In the words of that ancient guardsman hero Ollanius Pius, "Why the hell is everything always our job?"
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That is sort of the point though as Luke is the Last Jedi of the Old Ways. So yes the prophecy is ''over'', but the Force has yet to be reborn/used right.
Though look at the ''good'' Jedi...what do they do? Slavery is common in the Outer Rim, and what, the Jedi sit back and say ''oh well, that is not in the Republic."
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Spoiler: CodebreakerI was going to suggest that maybe he overheard Poe telling Finn about Holdo's plan, but Poe doesn't learn about it until after he regains consciousness, and at that point he doesn't get to speak to Finn before the codebreaker reveals his psychic powers.
What is absolutely moronic about that scene is that if you're able to scan for cloaked vehicles, why wouldn't you be scanning for cloaked vehicles? Why would some random thief that you just captured have to suggest to you to scan for cloaked vehicles? And why would he suggest that to you? How did he know?
And... if you can lightspeed ram ships, why not send those medical frigates on a kamikaze run since you knew they were going to run out of fuel first and be destroyed?
That whole plot was frustratingly awful.
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Because there are millions of planets, and Tattooine was one planet. Overall for like 10,000 people they did a great job.
But the "And then they never wen't back to tatooine to get anakins mom" was bad and contrived writing.
But AGAIN. Why butcher the baby? Why does the baby that kept the galaxy free of warfare for hundreds of years need to DIE for its all in all minor flaws.
And what happens without them? Slavery becomes common just about everywhere and the Sith return in full force in laughably tiny time.
Its doesn't make any sense to say that the Jedi where not really GREAT. Flawed yes, too sedintary and listless? Yes.
But Corrupt? Thats wrong on 30 levels.
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It's a stupid way to handle the Force from now on.
The Force balances itself? So whenever some great evil Sith, oops, I mean Dark Side User arises, the Force will create an equally powerful and competent Force User on the Light Side.
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Except that's not how it works. That rando kid is one of the literal few who were born special who can do that. It's not like anyone can do it. That's how Disney's been playing the whole franchise and it hasn't changed. No it doesn't make sense in the context of almost anything else but that's their line.
Not that that's new, that's how it's been for literal decades.
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Remember how Wedge used to have a similar background to Luke, where he started off feeling, as Luke said in ANH, "Look, I can't get involved. I've got work to do. It's not that I like the Empire; I hate it, but there's nothing I can do about it right now...It's all such a long way from here," never wanting to join the Empire but not particularly motivated to Rebel against it? Then when he saw what the Empire was capable of he joined the Rebellion to fight for peace, justice, and the Corellian way? And how he was always an independent person with strong morals and amazing piloting skills who could fly out of any Imperial ambush, whose first missions with the Alliance involved key victories against the Empire in space and on the ground?
Yeah...in the new canon, thanks to the Rebels series, he joined the Empire because he thought it would be "more exciting" than being a freighter pilot, got cold feet, contacted the Rebellion to come rescue him, failed to escape and got recaptured, allowed someone else to take the fall for him when there was a possibility of them being tortured by the Empire, and escaped again only to have to be rescued again. Highlights of his first missions include being utterly oblivious to a droid being an Imperial spy and almost getting a whole crew killed, crashing an A-wing and almost having to retire as a pilot, and (in Rogue One) staying behind at Yavin IV when everyone else went to Scarif to help with the Death Star plans.
An upstanding role model and the only person in the entire galaxy who survived the attack runs against both Death Stars, reduced to a bumbling idiot who joined the Empire because he was bored.
Also i agree with everything else you said, if they had stuck with the EU more we could have had K-Wings onscreen instead of the flying Tic Tac containers.
Related to that, a big complaint I had about TFA was that they only had X-Wings and TIE Fighters without even the variety of starfighters we saw in RotJ, and then in TLJ
Spoilerwe see that the gun-runners of Canto Bight were supposedly selling TIE Interceptors and TIE Bombers to the First Order, based on the hologram blueprints DJ showed Finn. So where the heck were they in TFA?
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And Poe was born with really good reflexes. And Rose was born being a good head for machines. We all have certain strengths or weaknesses. But the point is that the whole waiting for space knights and royalty as the only people who can save the galaxy is a thing that the movies need to move beyond. They need to be more than that.