Class and Level Geekery XV - What's the Damage of a Thrown Pineapple?

[Peelee]

Of course, it's possible Rich is handwaving that, but just putting that out.

Not intended against you specifically, you were just the first one I could find.

BOOYAKASHA!


ETA: I never thanked you for pulling from my SRD. That's a shame on my part. You rock.

[MultitudeMan]

OK, so #1154 is up, and I want to be the first to ask; could that be the Hammer of Thunderbolts? If it were, and the gloves were somehow Gauntlets of Ogre Power, do you think Roy would lend Durkon his belt so that he could UNLEASH THE THUNDER!!!

[D.One]

OK, so #1154 is up, and I want to be the first to ask; could that be the Hammer of Thunderbolts? If it were, and the gloves were somehow Gauntlets of Ogre Power, do you think Roy would lend Durkon his belt so that he could UNLEASH THE THUNDER!!!

I really hope so.

I mean it. It would be REALLY RAD!!! It would be even radder if there was some giants to smash.

Still about this strip, we've got in comic confirmation that Greg ceased to use Durkon's armor because it was destroyed, which means he didn't give it to any other vampire.

[Chronos]

I still have to wonder why the vampire never got replacement armor, though. He should have had just an easy time of finding suitable armor as Durkon would (if nothing else, take it off of one of the lesser vampires), and he had days to do so (as opposed to the few hours Real-Durkon has). Between the +6 natural armor and +4 Dex from becoming a vampire, it'd certainly be less important, and the increased Dex might make it suboptimal to wear full plate, but he should still be finding some sort of lighter armor to wear instead. Armor check penalty? The only skill that seems like it even might be relevant is Hide/Move Silently, but he was making no attempt at stealth (some of the other vampires were, but he was going for the "Dark Lord on his Dark Throne" look).

[Peelee]

I still have to wonder why the vampire never got replacement armor, though. He should have had just an easy time of finding suitable armor as Durkon would (if nothing else, take it off of one of the lesser vampires), and he had days to do so

Source? Because if he had days, he would have won.

[D.One]

I still have to wonder why the vampire never got replacement armor, though. He should have had just an easy time of finding suitable armor as Durkon would (if nothing else, take it off of one of the lesser vampires), and he had days to do so (as opposed to the few hours Real-Durkon has). Between the +6 natural armor and +4 Dex from becoming a vampire, it'd certainly be less important, and the increased Dex might make it suboptimal to wear full plate, but he should still be finding some sort of lighter armor to wear instead. Armor check penalty? The only skill that seems like it even might be relevant is Hide/Move Silently, but he was making no attempt at stealth (some of the other vampires were, but he was going for the "Dark Lord on his Dark Throne" look).

I'd bet the reason for not getting a new armor was the same for going all "Dark Lord on his Dark Throne": arrogance.

[Kurald Galain]

New thread now available. I'll update shortly with new developments, such as Durkon's Lightninghammer.