My dogs found buried treasure in the back yard and were insulted that I brought it in

[darkrose50]

I found a little 3" plastic statue of <saint burry me upside-down in your backyard to sell your house> in the back yard. It is a little chewed up, and we have two dogs. I brought it inside to show my wife, thinking that she would get a chuckle out of this.

When my wife came home I wandered around the house doing idiot circles looking for the statue. The next morning I found it outside on the picnic bench in my back yard.

My dogs must think that the little plastic statue is an outside toy.

[Chronos]

No, they're just trying to keep your property values high. They know that it doesn't work if it's inside the house.