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2019-08-24, 01:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #1176 - The Discussion Thread
I would like to report Squire Doodad for trying to sell me some legs of Darth Maul, I of course refused because I'm a good boy, now, don't look in my closet, for uh, no reason.
I thought the identity of the Sith'Ari wasn't clear with Revan, Bane, Sidious and Vader all being potential candidates.
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2019-08-24, 02:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #1176 - The Discussion Thread
As is right and proper, any female character whose name is worthy of remembering will acquire one or more of the following labels: (1a) a complete Mary Sue, (1b) the only reason anyone could actually like her is because of her Mary Sue-ness, (2) secretly wants to sleep with Tarquin.
I owe Peelee 5 Quatloos. But I am going double or nothing that Durkon will be casting 8th level spells at the big finale.
I bet Goblin_Priest 5 quatloos that Xykon does not know RC has the phylactery at this point in the tale (#1139).
Using my Bardic skills I see the fate of Belkar...so close!
Using my Bardic skills I see the fate of goblinkind!
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2019-08-24, 02:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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2019-08-24, 02:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #1176 - The Discussion Thread
Wasn't the Sith'ari supposed to destroy the Sith and then rebuild the order from the ashes?
Dessel's pretty much the only one who fits.
Vader only managed the first and Revan messed up the order.
Bane actually murdered the then existing Sith-Order and then started the movement from scatch.
Only to be slain when his apprentice proved herself superior. As it should be."If it lives it can be killed.
If it is dead it can be eaten."
Ronkong Coma "the way of the bookhunter" III Catacombium
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2019-08-24, 02:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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2019-08-24, 02:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #1176 - The Discussion Thread
'Utúlie'n aurë! Aiya Eldalië ar Atanatári, utúlie'n aurë! “The day has come! Behold, people of the Eldar and Fathers of Men, the day has come!" And all those who heard his great voice echo in the hills answered, crying:'Auta i lómë!" The night is passing!"
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2019-08-24, 03:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #1176 - The Discussion Thread
Finding evidence for your own assumptions is your job.
I propose a compromise: Show me some evidence that Hel can willingly give up the bet, that giving up the bet means the souls of the dwarves who don't die honorably don't keep going to Hel, that Hel could be able to gather an equal or better rate of nourishment worship in this world compared to the souls she's getting now, and that Hel has some reason to think that assumptions in that regard will work out better for her now than when she accepted the bet in the first place.FeytouchedBanana eldritch disciple avatar by...me!
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2019-08-24, 03:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #1176 - The Discussion Thread
The SBI wishes to
1) pre-emptively congratulate you on your loyalty, citizen Scroewald
2) inform you that a SBI-lead taskforce is currently en route to your lodgings
3) inform you that said lodgings may be used as a temporary base of operations for the duration of the investigation at the discretion of the taskforce leader.
You and and all people currently insides and/or inhabiting these lodgings are commended to stay inside and wait for taskforce arrival. Failure to comply may result in use of lethal force at the discretion of the taskforce leader.
In the meantime, your are commended to redact files on the subject of
1) description of every inhabitant of your lodgings (yourself included) including full name, species, gender(s), age, languages fluently spoken, relation to you, profession, current employer, marital status, list of all weapons possessed and wether they might possess or have access to restricted Sith Artifacts or other class-A weapons.
2) description of your lodgings including size, number of rooms and number of exits.
3) description of individual ‘squire doodad’ including full name, known aliases, species, gender(s), age, languages fluently spoken weapons and vehicles possessed, list of restricted Sith Artifacts or other class-A weapons to which they claim to have access, list of know associates, profession and current employer and any and all information potentially relevant to the investigation.
4) A history of your relation with individual ‘squire doodad’ including a detailed account of the interaction during which the transaction was offered (including place, date and means of communication).
All files must be accurate to the best of your knowledge, failure to comply may result in use of lethal force at the discretion of the taskforce leader.
Any suspicious behaviour, such as contacting third parties, erasing datapads, wiping droid memories, destruction of property, leaving your lodgings or refusal to answer the taskforce leader’s eventual questions may result in the use of lethal force at the discretion of the taskforce leader.
Furthermore, you and the residents of your lodgings are commended to obey any order given by taskforce members. Failure to comply will be consider hostile action and will result in immediate use of lethal force.
Should the investigation find you innocent of any wrongdoing, you will be compensated for any damage to your self or property up to an amount of three thousands (3,000) Republic Credits.
The SBI wishes you a nice day.
Oh yeah, that was the thing. Say what you want about the Sith but at least their Prophecy isn’t as vague as the Jedi’s.
Only to be slain when his apprentice proved herself superior. As it should be.Forum Wisdom
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2019-08-24, 03:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #1176 - The Discussion Thread
I beg to differ.
Instead of the Jedi: "I don't know what the 'eff is supposed to happen but I am sure it will be good!"
We have the Sith: "You perceive me as astoundingly incompetent because of the limitations of your perceptions; I am the greatest Sith ever, albeit it will only become apparent after you all are dead. If I am the wrong guy, the dead part will still apply. To you."
Perhaps that is more specific, but it is not more specific in a way that is helpful. Arguably the opposite.Last edited by Snails; 2019-08-24 at 03:58 PM.
I owe Peelee 5 Quatloos. But I am going double or nothing that Durkon will be casting 8th level spells at the big finale.
I bet Goblin_Priest 5 quatloos that Xykon does not know RC has the phylactery at this point in the tale (#1139).
Using my Bardic skills I see the fate of Belkar...so close!
Using my Bardic skills I see the fate of goblinkind!
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2019-08-24, 04:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #1176 - The Discussion Thread
Probably not a smart move to let me spin an elaborate story on my fake life Star Wars life and all information related.
1. Okay, so we have two people in my lodgings, Schroeswald, a blond-haired male with a purple and black striped shirt, and bunny ears, a Lucky Rabbitnut, age 690, fluent in Basic, Rabbit, and Sith (it was an elective), employed as a pianist by Palpatine's Orchestra House (unfortunately named, I know), divorced three decades, weapons I own are a few mandolorian iron strips and one blaster,, no communication with Sith artifact owners besides Mr. Doodad The other is my half-sister, KarenBeckywald, a blond haired female with a pink skirt, a human age 21, fluent in Basic and MTV, employed as secretary for the Dunder Mifflin Parasteel Company, in a relationship, owning fifteen laser knives and no knowledge or ownership of Sith Artifacts.
Now, figure out what two fictional characters Schroeswald is named after.
2. Our apartment is 400 square feet, one exit, one bedroom, and two closets.
3. Mr. Squire Doodad, no known aliases, a Space Bugbear, male, five months (they age quickly), speaks Basic fluently, owns force-sensitive legs, which are also his artifact, no known associates and appears to be some sort of gambler.
4. I was thinking about buying a prosthetic hand when some people nearby started to inquire on the stats of the hands and eyes of Vader and Palpatine, Squire appeared and asked if they were being sold, where some sort of lizardman wizard revealed he owned part of Plagiuses left big toenail, he the offered to sell his Maul legs, I then inquired, completely legitimately, just to help any future investigation, if he had any others and he revealed that he won then from a shady guy in a trench coat, who had crazy grey hair, carried a stick and had dark blue eyes. He then stole my antique pineapple trilobite replacement shells, and received several offers on the legs, I believe the wizard who was a lizard man revealed he was collecting Maul's legs, while a good person revealed that he owned pieces of a failed jedi and the nameplate of one Jedi Oboe-wand Ken-no-buy.
I hope my information proves useful and helpful in finding the unredeemably evil wizard and Squire, who are the only people involved who have done anything illegal and anything they say otherwise is slander.
Oh yeah, that was the thing. Say what you want about the Sith but at least their Prophecy isn’t as vague as the Jedi’s.
If you are a blood-thirsty power-mad maniac, sure.Last edited by Schroeswald; 2019-08-24 at 04:04 PM.
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2019-08-24, 04:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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2019-08-24, 04:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #1176 - The Discussion Thread
Or they could be doomed to wander in Hel's portion of the plane for the duration of the world, because Hel isn't there to release them to who claims them.
Gambling with the dwarves' souls again, on whether Hel can die in the expected sense and whether such death could release said souls...doesn't strike me as a particularly good idea.Last edited by Jasdoif; 2019-08-24 at 04:29 PM.
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2019-08-24, 04:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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2019-08-24, 04:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #1176 - The Discussion Thread
If he can, he can. If he can't, he can't. Do you think the assumption is worth gambling dwarven souls for the rest the world's existence on? (Especially since it involves Hel dying first...which seems like a tall order while she still gets the occasional soul for free.)
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Hey, I won those legs in a perfectly legal...um, something. Besides, I didn't know I was getting Sith legs! It could have been anyone's legs I had won!
Think of FF2 Dawn of Souls: assuming souls are not strictly speaking immortal (and Evil-plane petitioning souls tend to be more vulnerable to sharp stabby things than Good ones), then even if they can establish a haven and hide from monster attacks, many, many souls will be under attack and possibly "killed" (or more likely disfigured/wounded) before you can get a significant amount of the dwarven souls in one place.
There's also something of a problem in that the domain is arguably free real estate. While either Odin or Loki might qualify to claim the land as their own for the time being, there's also a good chance that Nergal or whoever does dead stuff in the Twelve will try to conquer that area. There's some evidence to suggest that the blood war of the Evil planes is, in fact, affecting territory, and so that leaves a vast area riddled with free souls for the picking. There are plenty of high-ranking heroes who died from hypermalaria or whatever, but most of them will just be random low level souls that will probably translate to 1 or 2 HD at best spirits for fighting purposes.Last edited by Squire Doodad; 2019-08-24 at 06:21 PM.
An explanation of why MitD being any larger than Huge is implausible.
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I walk, therefore I stand,
I sleep, therefore I dream;
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An explanation of why MitD being any larger than Huge is implausible.
See my extended signature here! May contain wit, candor, and somewhere from 52 to 8127 walruses.
Purple is humorous descriptions made up on the fly
Green is serious talk about hypothetical
Blue is irony and sarcasm
"I think, therefore I am,
I walk, therefore I stand,
I sleep, therefore I dream;
I joke, therefore I meme."
-Squire Doodad
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2019-08-24, 06:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #1176 - The Discussion Thread
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I mean, it could have been looking for Luminous Organs.
Gotta get that Ceadeed AxeAn explanation of why MitD being any larger than Huge is implausible.
See my extended signature here! May contain wit, candor, and somewhere from 52 to 8127 walruses.
Purple is humorous descriptions made up on the fly
Green is serious talk about hypothetical
Blue is irony and sarcasm
"I think, therefore I am,
I walk, therefore I stand,
I sleep, therefore I dream;
I joke, therefore I meme."
-Squire Doodad
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An explanation of why MitD being any larger than Huge is implausible.
See my extended signature here! May contain wit, candor, and somewhere from 52 to 8127 walruses.
Purple is humorous descriptions made up on the fly
Green is serious talk about hypothetical
Blue is irony and sarcasm
"I think, therefore I am,
I walk, therefore I stand,
I sleep, therefore I dream;
I joke, therefore I meme."
-Squire Doodad
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2019-08-24, 08:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: OOTS #1176 - The Discussion Thread
Attention LotR fans
Spoiler: LotRThe scouring of the Shire never happened. That's right. After reading books I, II, and III, I stopped reading when the One Ring was thrown into Mount Doom. The story ends there. Nothing worthwhile happened afterwards. Middle-Earth was saved.
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