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    "This looks like a job for....."

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    Kalil casts Create Water on the kobold.

    My bad.

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    Frank loosens the straps on his armor a bit, and a book, leatherbound with golden settings holding multiple red and yellow semiprecious gemstones, and a golden sword holding open a golden book in the middle of the cover, falls out onto the dusty ground. He opens the book to pg. 178, hands it to the kobold, and points to a paragraph entitled, "Spell Slots." He then slaps the little lizard upside the head, presumably for knowing less about spellcasting than he, the fighter does, and thus ruining the sense of realism and verisimilitude. (Wow. Amazing how much subtext one can get across without speaking, isn't it? )

    Edit: He then shakes the excess water off of his now-wet hand.
    Last edited by UserClone; 2007-10-16 at 06:24 PM.

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    Railroading isn't saying "There is a wall there", Railroading is when you say "There is a wall everywhere BUT there"


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    The kobold will slap kalil, angrily, although making sure not to seriously hurt him.
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    Last edited by doliest; 2007-10-16 at 06:15 PM.

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    The fighter dodges the feeble kobold's blow easily, exclaiming "Why, for what CLAWS do you attack me?? Please not take such LIZARDIES again! "

    Edit: Whoops, you said Kalil. Damn, and I wasted a bunch of two good puns on that.
    Last edited by UserClone; 2007-10-16 at 06:37 PM.

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    Kalil laughs as the kobold's claws scrape against his chain shirt.

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    "A-hem! I was attempting to point out your little SPELL-ING error!" says Frank, tapping the kobold on the shoulder. Also, since no one has thought to yet, he produces some string from nowhere, and ties it onto the part of Kalil's thought bubble that had been pointing towards Kalil, and hands the halfling a new, shiny balloon, with some scathing internal monologue on it. "You know, Kalil, you're so easy to read sometimes!"
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    "Can't we all just get along?"
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    ((So what, then, I speak in puns, and you speak in cliches?))

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    (More like a pacifist really. He's not particularly wise. 8 Wisdom.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlWiPig View Post
    "A-hem! I was attempting to point out your little SPELL-ING error!" says Frank, tapping the kobold on the shoulder. Also, since no one has thought to yet, he produces some string from nowhere, and ties it onto the part of Kalil's thought bubble that had been pointing towards Kalil, and hands the halfling a new, shiny balloon, with some scathing internal monologue on it. "You know, Kalil, you're so easy to read sometimes!"

    Is that a fact?

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    ((...and??????))
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    The kobold will stare in anger, before getting a smirk on his face and starts chanting until a blue aura starts glowing around his hands.
    Spell-True Strike-

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    You're using up spells that could better be spent on the main encounter, Kalil points out.

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    The kobold will hold up a piece of paper with 'I know, but its likely that we will not go out til' tomorrow, and this is vengence, so is it my round yet?'
    scribbled on it.
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    Actually, we've been spending free actions, so it's still my turn to act.



    Kalil steps back five feet and casts Entangle upon the kobold. Reflex save DC 15
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    ((Geena is bowing out this game is just a bit too busy for me))
    I see a blue smurf and I want him painted black

    Just when you thought it was safe to think, here comes mental piracy.

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    "Two Gold on the Kobold going splat any takers"

    "I'm in on that action"


    "You can't be in on that action we share resorces if you won then nothing would change"


    "You know I get to come out for 6 mins a day normally when something to big for you to handle comes up, you could let me have a little fun"


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    The kobold will attempt to jump to the side and avoid the spell.

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    screaming words that can easily gathered are swears as he is caught.
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    He will then scrunch up his eye in concentration, and attempts to wiggle out of the vines.
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    Now, what have we learned today?
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    The kobold willattempt ot wiggle and does a weak attempt at opening his mouth, without any sound coming out.

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    "No no, like this"

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    Alton stares on, with mild amusement, at the scene of the two casters go at it. When the vines grapple the bipedal lizard he laughs out loud. "That is why I like the rogue reflex saves so much. They come in handy when dealing with casters."
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    Walks over to Alton "So what do you say while they are fighting this out we solve this first level encounter by ourselves and split the loot."
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    "You know, I'm a thinking that's the best thing to do." Alton whispers under his breath, almost as an afterthought, "Besides, all the shiny will belong to me!"
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    (OOC: I'm visiting my dad over the weekend, and he lacks internet, so I won't be able to post probably from Friday to Sunday. Then I have an out of town doctor's appointment, so any Monday posts might be later or not happen. If this comes into conflict, Murphy is still doing BARDIC RECON during this time.
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    "Touch my 'shiny' again and you won't live to be second level," states Frank matter-of-factly. A moment goes by, and nothing happens. Confusedly, Franks looks around and asks, "But-" WHAM! and slams into the ground with a satisfyingly loud THUD.
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    "Hay Mr. Frank, what would happen if you attached a big spring to your chest? That ways, you go BOING instead of THUD.
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    Alton looks at the fighter as he lays on the ground. "You know, the only reason why nI have yet to steal that weapon of yours is because I haven't rolled my will save yet," He said matter of factly.
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