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Thread: Pun-Pun is watching
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2007-11-04, 01:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2006
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- Connecticut
- Gender
Re: Pun-Pun is watching
Francis motions him to stop, and tries again to point out the tracks which were the man's. Seeing that this is going nowhere, he just shrugs and falls in line.
((Who has track, anyway? Anyone? Also, just because Francis has to speak in puns or suffer, doesn't meanI knowhe knows any.))Last edited by UserClone; 2007-11-04 at 01:16 PM.
Beguiler, you just got served.
ALL hail DirtyTabs, creator of this wonderful UserClone TRONpony!
*sigh*
X Stat to Y Bonus
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SpoilerOriginally Posted by BRC
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2007-11-05, 07:11 AM (ISO 8601)
Re: Pun-Pun is watching
Galan
"Someone was trying to follow us, it seems. Will there be more?" He ponders briefly. "Probably. But we should press on anyway, just with an open eye to our rear flank."
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2007-11-05, 05:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2007
Re: Pun-Pun is watching
Alton takes his place in line. "We should all try to be aware of our surroundings. I don't like being snuck up on. It's my job to sneak up on them!"
Search (As he's walking along)
(1d20+6)[18]Spoiler
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2007-11-05, 08:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2007
- Gender
Re: Pun-Pun is watching
Murphy stops playing and searches the ground.
Search: (d20-1)[6]Anagrams: For the DM who can't think of a name to save his life.
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2007-11-05, 09:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- ????
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Re: Pun-Pun is watching
The kobold will scribble down, after ignoring all this talk of law & good & evil, 'Um, did you stupid inferiors think that if WE are trying to find out who destroyed this statue & that a hextorian worshipper attacked us, maybe the Hextorian church broke it? Huh stupid humaniods? This is why we dragoniods/reptiles are the only truely intelligent race.'
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2007-11-05, 09:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2006
- Location
- Connecticut
- Gender
Re: Pun-Pun is watching
Snatching the pad and pencil from the little scaly fiend, the fighter scribbles something onto it and hands it back.
Beguiler, you just got served.
ALL hail DirtyTabs, creator of this wonderful UserClone TRONpony!
*sigh*
X Stat to Y Bonus
Quotes:
SpoilerOriginally Posted by BRC
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2007-11-05, 09:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
- Location
- *stab*
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2007-11-05, 09:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
- Location
- ????
- Gender
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2007-11-05, 09:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
- Location
- *stab*
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2007-11-06, 10:32 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Aug 2006
- Location
- Central Ohio
- Gender
Re: Pun-Pun is watching
"You need to check your monster manual entry Kobolds are Humanoids with the Reptilian suptype. Also Kobold are the weakest of all the humanoids so unless you have some way to back that foolish statement up I suggest you remember your lowly place on the XP chain. If Kobolds are so superior why do you think whole tribe get killed of by first level PC's" Stops and looks around for a second. "Honestly Dragons arn't all that ether all they do is hoard money and act as high level challenges for up level adventures, what happens every time a Red Dragons goes on a rampage, team of adventures shows up and kills him. Out of all the race I would never want to be a dragon, its like having a giant kill be for XP and gear sign on you at all times"
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2007-11-06, 11:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2006
- Location
- Not in Trogland
Re: Pun-Pun is watching
Alton can see the tracks but noithing else.
Murphy can't see anything.
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2007-11-06, 05:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- ????
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Re: Pun-Pun is watching
The kobold will laugh before writing down-'Kobolds-weak? Pun-Pun!'
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2007-11-06, 05:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
- Location
- Central Ohio
- Gender
Re: Pun-Pun is watching
"Pun-Pun, was a one in a million freak of nature and who is now gone, now if he had take over the world and we we're all talking in draconic then we can talk. Until then Kobolds are just wimps who had one champion who exploited some fluffy cheese to the max. Real races don't need cheese to rock."Last edited by StickMan; 2007-11-06 at 05:42 PM.
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2007-11-06, 06:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2007
Re: Pun-Pun is watching
Aton sneaks up to the kobold and whispers, "Don't worry friend, we can kill him later. That is, after we use his skills to get gold and fame, and afterwords we need to loot his body, so you can't fry it. Got it?"
Spoiler
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2007-11-06, 07:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2007
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Re: Pun-Pun is watching
"Why would you need cheese to rock? I thought you need hard work and determination."
Anagrams: For the DM who can't think of a name to save his life.
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2007-11-06, 07:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
- Location
- Central Ohio
- Gender
Re: Pun-Pun is watching
"I get this strange feeling I just failed a listen check!"
"Why do you say that?"
"I just have this feeling I need to find some way to secure my self as I sleep"
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2007-11-06, 08:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
- Location
- *stab*
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2007-11-06, 08:02 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Nov 2006
- Location
- ????
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Re: Pun-Pun is watching
The kobold will turn to aton, smiling before scribbling down-'Of course I won't fry him-magic missle is bludgeoning!' He will then turn back to the person he was previously argueing with and write-'We get a +2 to AC without any LA, beat that!'
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2007-11-06, 08:54 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Mar 2006
- Location
- Connecticut
- Gender
Re: Pun-Pun is watching
*Rolls eyes, takes out character sheet from back pocket, points to bonus feat, gets that sort of look that says, "Can we move on now?"*
Beguiler, you just got served.
ALL hail DirtyTabs, creator of this wonderful UserClone TRONpony!
*sigh*
X Stat to Y Bonus
Quotes:
SpoilerOriginally Posted by BRC
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2007-11-06, 09:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
- Location
- Central Ohio
- Gender
Re: Pun-Pun is watching
"Right um -4 Str, -2 con, Light Sensitivity, you can keep the +2 AC. Wait can you even move around during the day, your race is dazzled in sunlight? I think I'll keep my bonus feat and extra skill points"
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2007-11-07, 08:21 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Mar 2006
- Location
- Connecticut
- Gender
Re: Pun-Pun is watching
*Rolls eyes (nearly into the back of his head this time), throws up hands in disgust*
Last edited by UserClone; 2007-11-07 at 08:21 PM.
Beguiler, you just got served.
ALL hail DirtyTabs, creator of this wonderful UserClone TRONpony!
*sigh*
X Stat to Y Bonus
Quotes:
SpoilerOriginally Posted by BRC
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2007-11-07, 08:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2007
- Gender
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2007-11-07, 11:09 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Nov 2006
- Location
- ????
- Gender
Re: Pun-Pun is watching
The kobold will scribble-'We don't have a con deduction, check your monster manual!' He will then continue scribbling with-'Besides, a str deduction, most kobold PCs are likely to be sorcerers,wizards, clerics and such, not fighters & barbarians like those useless half-orcs!'
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2007-11-08, 07:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
- Location
- Central Ohio
- Gender
Re: Pun-Pun is watching
"I think you need to check yours it come right after the +2 to Dex, -2 Con"
((Strait From the SRD and from the Monster manual sitting in front of me,KOBOLD CHARACTERS
Kobold characters possess the following racial traits:
— –4 Strength, +2 Dexterity, –2 Constitution.Last edited by StickMan; 2007-11-08 at 07:10 AM.
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2007-11-08, 08:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
- Location
- ????
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Re: Pun-Pun is watching
The kobold will scribble-'Really-I used the deduct 10/11 rule to figure out my stats from the MM 3.5'
Last edited by doliest; 2007-11-08 at 08:20 AM.
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2007-11-08, 08:55 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
- Location
- Central Ohio
- Gender
Re: Pun-Pun is watching
"Did you forget that a lot of monsters use elite array in the entry's when they have an NPC Warrior level, its a simple mistake really"
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2007-11-08, 05:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- ????
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Re: Pun-Pun is watching
The kobold will scratch his head and scribble-'Well if thats true I probably included that in my construction & forgot about it. Either way we still get quite a few good bonuses. Shouldn't we continue with the plot though-I mean if we want XP.' The kobold will then scribble-'Or we could raid the hextorian church-I mean its loot & XP and as an evil church being attacked by PCs, no one except the clerics will stop us.'
Last edited by doliest; 2007-11-08 at 05:13 PM.
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2007-11-08, 06:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
- Location
- Central Ohio
- Gender
Re: Pun-Pun is watching
"Well we can always hope for roleplaying XP, your a racist Kobold and I'm a confrontational angst ridden teenager of course we should argue" Waits for the XP ping.
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2007-11-08, 06:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
- Location
- ????
- Gender
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2007-11-08, 06:45 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Aug 2006
- Location
- Central Ohio
- Gender
Re: Pun-Pun is watching
"Well depending on who you ask I may be 1/16 Gold Dragon, I'm also part Fey, vampire, Fire elemental, orc, elf, ogre, demon, celestial, giant, salad, and Demi-God. Basically if it can mate with a human I have it in my ancestry. And yet I my racial stats remain human, odd hu."
Last edited by StickMan; 2007-11-08 at 06:46 PM.