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    Francis motions him to stop, and tries again to point out the tracks which were the man's. Seeing that this is going nowhere, he just shrugs and falls in line.

    ((Who has track, anyway? Anyone? Also, just because Francis has to speak in puns or suffer, doesn't mean I know he knows any.))
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    Galan

    "Someone was trying to follow us, it seems. Will there be more?" He ponders briefly. "Probably. But we should press on anyway, just with an open eye to our rear flank."


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    Alton takes his place in line. "We should all try to be aware of our surroundings. I don't like being snuck up on. It's my job to sneak up on them!"

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    Murphy stops playing and searches the ground.

    Search: (d20-1)[6]
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    The kobold will scribble down, after ignoring all this talk of law & good & evil, 'Um, did you stupid inferiors think that if WE are trying to find out who destroyed this statue & that a hextorian worshipper attacked us, maybe the Hextorian church broke it? Huh stupid humaniods? This is why we dragoniods/reptiles are the only truely intelligent race.'

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    Snatching the pad and pencil from the little scaly fiend, the fighter scribbles something onto it and hands it back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doliest View Post
    The kobold will scribble down, after ignoring all this talk of law & good & evil, 'Um, did you stupid inferiors think that if WE are trying to find out who destroyed this statue & that a hextorian worshipper attacked us, maybe the Hextorian church broke it? Huh stupid humaniods? This is why we dragoniods/reptiles are the only truely intelligent race.'

    Well, that completely explains your improper use of grammar and bad spelling,
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    Well, that completely explains your improper use of grammar and bad spelling,
    Kalil retorts.
    The kobold will scribble-'I'm a kobold, unless you gained draconian blood, I'm better than you-so shut up!'

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    Quote Originally Posted by doliest View Post
    The kobold will scribble-'I'm a kobold, unless you gained draconian blood, I'm better than you-so shut up!'
    Someone's a little defensive, Kalil smirks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doliest View Post
    The kobold will scribble down, after ignoring all this talk of law & good & evil, 'Um, did you stupid inferiors think that if WE are trying to find out who destroyed this statue & that a hextorian worshipper attacked us, maybe the Hextorian church broke it? Huh stupid humaniods? This is why we dragoniods/reptiles are the only truely intelligent race.'
    "You need to check your monster manual entry Kobolds are Humanoids with the Reptilian suptype. Also Kobold are the weakest of all the humanoids so unless you have some way to back that foolish statement up I suggest you remember your lowly place on the XP chain. If Kobolds are so superior why do you think whole tribe get killed of by first level PC's" Stops and looks around for a second. "Honestly Dragons arn't all that ether all they do is hoard money and act as high level challenges for up level adventures, what happens every time a Red Dragons goes on a rampage, team of adventures shows up and kills him. Out of all the race I would never want to be a dragon, its like having a giant kill be for XP and gear sign on you at all times"
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    Alton can see the tracks but noithing else.
    Murphy can't see anything.

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    The kobold will laugh before writing down-'Kobolds-weak? Pun-Pun!'

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    Quote Originally Posted by doliest View Post
    The kobold will laugh before writing down-'Kobolds-weak? Pun-Pun!'

    "Pun-Pun, was a one in a million freak of nature and who is now gone, now if he had take over the world and we we're all talking in draconic then we can talk. Until then Kobolds are just wimps who had one champion who exploited some fluffy cheese to the max. Real races don't need cheese to rock."
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    Aton sneaks up to the kobold and whispers, "Don't worry friend, we can kill him later. That is, after we use his skills to get gold and fame, and afterwords we need to loot his body, so you can't fry it. Got it?"
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    "Why would you need cheese to rock? I thought you need hard work and determination."
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    "I get this strange feeling I just failed a listen check!"

    "Why do you say that?"

    "I just have this feeling I need to find some way to secure my self as I sleep"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Landy View Post
    "Why would you need cheese to rock? I thought you need hard work and determination."
    Don't forget about the power of friendship!

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    The kobold will turn to aton, smiling before scribbling down-'Of course I won't fry him-magic missle is bludgeoning!' He will then turn back to the person he was previously argueing with and write-'We get a +2 to AC without any LA, beat that!'

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    *Rolls eyes, takes out character sheet from back pocket, points to bonus feat, gets that sort of look that says, "Can we move on now?"*

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    "Right um -4 Str, -2 con, Light Sensitivity, you can keep the +2 AC. Wait can you even move around during the day, your race is dazzled in sunlight? I think I'll keep my bonus feat and extra skill points"
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    *Rolls eyes (nearly into the back of his head this time), throws up hands in disgust*
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    "How could I have forgotten that!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by StickMan View Post
    "Right um -4 Str, -2 con, Light Sensitivity, you can keep the +2 AC. Wait can you even move around during the day, your race is dazzled in sunlight? I think I'll keep my bonus feat and extra skill points"
    The kobold will scribble-'We don't have a con deduction, check your monster manual!' He will then continue scribbling with-'Besides, a str deduction, most kobold PCs are likely to be sorcerers,wizards, clerics and such, not fighters & barbarians like those useless half-orcs!'

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    "I think you need to check yours it come right after the +2 to Dex, -2 Con"



    ((Strait From the SRD and from the Monster manual sitting in front of me,
    KOBOLD CHARACTERS
    Kobold characters possess the following racial traits:
    — –4 Strength, +2 Dexterity, –2 Constitution.
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    The kobold will scribble-'Really-I used the deduct 10/11 rule to figure out my stats from the MM 3.5'
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    "Did you forget that a lot of monsters use elite array in the entry's when they have an NPC Warrior level, its a simple mistake really"
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    The kobold will scratch his head and scribble-'Well if thats true I probably included that in my construction & forgot about it. Either way we still get quite a few good bonuses. Shouldn't we continue with the plot though-I mean if we want XP.' The kobold will then scribble-'Or we could raid the hextorian church-I mean its loot & XP and as an evil church being attacked by PCs, no one except the clerics will stop us.'
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    "Well we can always hope for roleplaying XP, your a racist Kobold and I'm a confrontational angst ridden teenager of course we should argue" Waits for the XP ping.
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    Quote Originally Posted by StickMan View Post
    "Well we can always hope for roleplaying XP, your a racist Kobold and I'm a confrontational angst ridden teenager of course we should argue" Waits for the XP ping.
    The kobold will scribble-'What a great idea, are you sure you don't have koboldian blood in you?'

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    Quote Originally Posted by doliest View Post
    The kobold will scribble-'What a great idea, are you sure you don't have koboldian blood in you?'
    "Well depending on who you ask I may be 1/16 Gold Dragon, I'm also part Fey, vampire, Fire elemental, orc, elf, ogre, demon, celestial, giant, salad, and Demi-God. Basically if it can mate with a human I have it in my ancestry. And yet I my racial stats remain human, odd hu."
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