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2024-02-02, 01:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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Three little kittens, they lost their mittens
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2024-02-03, 11:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Mew! Mew two! Mew Three!
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After a while, the Fae learned it was significantly easier to get a child adopted by mortals to raise if they disguised it as a cute kitten than if they disguised it as a cute baby.
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Catwoman’s hidden lairs were sometimes compromised by the need to hire a sitter.
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2024-02-04, 04:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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Theory: cats are liquid.
Result: The attempt to create feline version of Cerberos by solution/emulsion failed due to insufficient solubility of cats.Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
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2024-02-04, 08:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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2024-02-10, 12:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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2024-02-10, 01:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
"Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
"I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."
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2024-02-11, 07:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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We had cats, let's move to dogs!
Fire away?!Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
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2024-02-11, 10:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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2024-02-11, 01:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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So, you're looking for a guard. Let us show us our reasonable rates. Walkies are not negotiable though.
Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
"Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
"I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."
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2024-02-11, 04:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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“Oh… I… meant to schedule a meeting with the other Bloodhound Gang. For a gig, you know?
“I don’t suppose you sing, by any chance?”
[Loud baying sounds]
“Argh! My ears! Stop!”Last edited by paddyfool; 2024-02-15 at 08:18 AM.
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2024-02-12, 08:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Inspired by the success of the Puppy Bowl, CBS adds to this years lineup: "Law and Order - K9 unit".
"We are the people our parents warned us about!" - J.Buffett
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2024-02-12, 10:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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"The dame who hired us had one question she wanted answered - 'who's a good boy'"
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2024-02-14, 12:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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2024-02-14, 01:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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Did they really make a movie out of McGruff fanfic?
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2024-02-17, 03:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
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2024-02-20, 03:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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How about
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2024-02-22, 12:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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2024-02-23, 10:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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Call transcript :
Voice 1: Wizarding and witching helpline, how may we assist you?
[background screaming fit]
Voice 2: Help! My toddler just got hit by an aging spell and is trapped in a toy car after being catapulted into physical adulthood!
Voice 1: Again??? I’m going to need to call sorcerous social services as well as a dehexer this time.
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2024-02-24, 03:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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After the kei-cars, now the ultra-kei cars.
Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
"Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
"I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."
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2024-02-24, 01:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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"Mr. Musk, you claim to have created a sentient car?"
"Not quite, that failed. However, our gene splice department has created a Cent-car...""We are the people our parents warned us about!" - J.Buffett
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2024-02-25, 10:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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look, mom, no hands.
Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
"Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
"I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."
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2024-03-06, 02:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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The first AI designed car was a success. Until it became clear that *someone* forgot to tell it about the reason for the safety belt and brakes.
Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
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2024-03-06, 09:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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"If you want to understand biology don't think about vibrant throbbing gels and oozes, think about information technology" -Richard Dawkins
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2024-03-08, 11:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Another one from the comedy wildlife photography list:
Spoiler: Fun spoiling conservation facts
Otters may look cute but they make terrible pets. They stink of dead fish, and they have a dangerously fearsome bite that they are only too quick to use; people who insist on trying to keep them as pets get the teeth taken out, which just leaves them to be miserable, and stinky, and noisy. Do not have anything to do with the trade in flawed attempts to domesticate them which endangers wild populations.
More on this here: https://worldanimalfoundation.org/ad...1292146/ottersLast edited by paddyfool; 2024-03-08 at 11:13 PM.
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2024-03-09, 02:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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Ballet glossary term 1: Arabesque
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2024-03-09, 08:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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"...and in my dream, Turtle and I won the cheerleading competition!"
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2024-03-09, 02:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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2024-03-10, 11:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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Hottie123 has joined OnlyOtters.
Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
"Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
"I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."
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2024-03-18, 12:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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2024-03-19, 02:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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Thank you!
How about:
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