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[Bohandas]

Three little kittens, they lost their mittens

[paddyfool]

Mew! Mew two! Mew Three!

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After a while, the Fae learned it was significantly easier to get a child adopted by mortals to raise if they disguised it as a cute kitten than if they disguised it as a cute baby.

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Catwoman’s hidden lairs were sometimes compromised by the need to hire a sitter.

[Lacco]

Theory: cats are liquid.

Result: The attempt to create feline version of Cerberos by solution/emulsion failed due to insufficient solubility of cats.

[Bohandas]

feline version of Cerberos

a Purrberus if you will

[Pex]

Judging you.

[farothel]

Third place

After a while, the Fae learned it was significantly easier to get a child adopted by mortals to raise if they disguised it as a cute kitten than if they disguised it as a cute baby.

second place

Catwoman’s hidden lairs were sometimes compromised by the need to hire a sitter.

first place:

Theory: cats are liquid.

Result: The attempt to create feline version of Cerberos by solution/emulsion failed due to insufficient solubility of cats.

Lacco, take it away for the next one.

[Lacco]

We had cats, let's move to dogs!



Fire away?!

[Pex]

A Martin Scorsese remake: "Goodboys"

[farothel]

So, you're looking for a guard. Let us show us our reasonable rates. Walkies are not negotiable though.

[paddyfool]

“Oh… I… meant to schedule a meeting with the other Bloodhound Gang. For a gig, you know?

“I don’t suppose you sing, by any chance?”

[Loud baying sounds]

“Argh! My ears! Stop!”

[Scarlet Knight]

Inspired by the success of the Puppy Bowl, CBS adds to this years lineup: "Law and Order - K9 unit".

[Bohandas]

"The dame who hired us had one question she wanted answered - 'who's a good boy'"

[Pex]

If you suffered injury due to the vandalism of cats tossing things off the dresser, call the law offices of Dachshund & Dachshund.

[Scarlet Knight]

Did they really make a movie out of McGruff fanfic?

[Lacco]

Third place:

A Martin Scorsese remake: "Goodboys"

Second place:

If you suffered injury due to the vandalism of cats tossing things off the dresser, call the law offices of Dachshund & Dachshund.

Who's the good boy?

"The dame who hired us had one question she wanted answered - 'who's a good boy'"

Bohandas, you're up!

[Bohandas]

How about

[Pex]

A remake of Wacky Races. First up Penelope Pitstop.

[paddyfool]

Call transcript :

Voice 1: Wizarding and witching helpline, how may we assist you?

[background screaming fit]

Voice 2: Help! My toddler just got hit by an aging spell and is trapped in a toy car after being catapulted into physical adulthood!

Voice 1: Again??? I’m going to need to call sorcerous social services as well as a dehexer this time.

[farothel]

After the kei-cars, now the ultra-kei cars.

[Scarlet Knight]

"Mr. Musk, you claim to have created a sentient car?"
"Not quite, that failed. However, our gene splice department has created a Cent-car..."

[farothel]

look, mom, no hands.

[Lacco]

The first AI designed car was a success. Until it became clear that *someone* forgot to tell it about the reason for the safety belt and brakes.

[Bohandas]

Sorry for waiting so long I totally forgot about this. Anyway Paddyfool wins:

Call transcript :

Voice 1: Wizarding and witching helpline, how may we assist you?

[background screaming fit]

Voice 2: Help! My toddler just got hit by an aging spell and is trapped in a toy car after being catapulted into physical adulthood!

Voice 1: Again??? I’m going to need to call sorcerous social services as well as a dehexer this time.

winner.

[paddyfool]

Another one from the comedy wildlife photography list:

Spoiler: Fun spoiling conservation facts

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Otters may look cute but they make terrible pets. They stink of dead fish, and they have a dangerously fearsome bite that they are only too quick to use; people who insist on trying to keep them as pets get the teeth taken out, which just leaves them to be miserable, and stinky, and noisy. Do not have anything to do with the trade in flawed attempts to domesticate them which endangers wild populations.

More on this here: https://worldanimalfoundation.org/ad...1292146/otters

[Bohandas]

Ballet glossary term 1: Arabesque

[Scarlet Knight]

"...and in my dream, Turtle and I won the cheerleading competition!"

[Pex]

In a new Disney film, Ralph Macchio will voice The Karate Ferret.

[farothel]

Hottie123 has joined OnlyOtters.

[paddyfool]

"...and in my dream, Turtle and I won the cheerleading competition!"

The winner, for the amusement of imagining just how on earth that could possibly work.

[Scarlet Knight]

Thank you!

How about: