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    “Oh, I don’t beleaf this “

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    Woodland camo tends to be ineffective to the point of drawing attention in urban environments, but nevertheless, the subsequent bombing run on a shiny new car was entirely successful.

    ———————

    “So the mask of the woodlands allows me to take the shape of local fauna, but I’m still wearing the mask while transformed? How does that work?”

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    I am BATMAN.
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    "Wow! It really does get dark early this time of year!"
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    Here we see the leaf-nosed pigeon in its natural habitat
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    This is why the late bird does not get the worm.
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    Your eyes can deceive you, don't trust them. Feel the force.
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    "Some beech! I canna' see a thing!"
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    “So even after you flew through the oak forest, and adorned your face with the best oak leaf you could find, they still didn’t listen to your pleas and complaints?”

    “Not even for a moment.”

    “I guess it’s true… oaking a whine really doesn’t improve it.”

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    Pigeon wanting to learn about loafing but then autocorrect came in.
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    Tom the Mime hasn't been on in a month. maybe someone who hasn't put a caption in can judge this one so we can continue.
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    If I may, I'll just say this one wins:

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    "No one must know my secret identity"
    It stuck in my mind and made me smile for the whole month.
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    "If you want to understand biology don't think about vibrant throbbing gels and oozes, think about information technology" -Richard Dawkins

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    Oh no, I missed a traffic light. Now they will know I'm a robot.
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    “ But it's the pelvic thrust
    That really drives you insane
    Let's do the Time Warp again”

    ————

    “Hey Macarena ay!”

    [Programming loop repeats on its infinite cycle]

    “ Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena…”

    ————

    “Hey! Who welded my hands to my head?!”
    Last edited by paddyfool; 2024-01-09 at 08:23 AM.

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    "But Eeeeve! You said you were on the pill!"
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    Roger, roger. But....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scarlet Knight View Post
    "But Eeeeve! You said you were on the pill!"
    I say this one wins
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    Thank you! Thank you! Let's try:

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    "Lyre in the fire, representatives have engaged
    In a government-for-hire in a combat site..."
    Last edited by Rollin; 2024-01-22 at 04:48 PM.

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    "This is fine"
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    We didn't start the fire
    It was always burning, since the world's been turning
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    "...and this is what will happen if you vote for my opponent"
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    “They didn’t like my song either. Everyone’s a critic.”

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    They said a high level bard is a silly concept.

    So I burned down Carthage. And the campaign.
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
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    Instead of having an adventure, from which a cool unexpected story may rise, you had a story, with an adventure built and designed to enable the story, but also ensure (or close to ensure) it happens.

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    Welcome to sunny California

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    Lyre, lyre, city on fire

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    Toga! Toga! Toga!
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    The Black Friday sales went a little overboard. My wife even lost her top.
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    "Thank you Altamont."
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    The Bronze Age prize goes to :
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    They said a high level bard is a silly concept.

    So I burned down Carthage. And the campaign.
    The Silver Age prize goes to:
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    Lyre, lyre, city on fire
    The Golden Age prize goes to :
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    The Black Friday sales went a little overboard. My wife even lost her top.
    Ave Farothel!
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    Here's the next one, from the shelter I volunteer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by farothel View Post
    Here's the next one, from the shelter I volunteer.

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