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2023-11-21, 05:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
* Friendly Fire is not valid as my superhero's name or concept.
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2023-11-21, 03:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
*Rely on magical fantasy air tags to track party members in the event that they will surely be kidnapped and dragged into a subterranean complex.
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2023-11-22, 12:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
*A character who mixes together spice, pixie dust, bug powder, soy sauce, rare candy, super mushrooms, liao, and garmonbozia is probably going to OD
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*On a different note it has come to my attention that in Fallout 3 you're apparently not expected to immediately slaughter Ishmael Ashur and all his followers (including Sandra) the second they foolishly give you your gun back without even bothering to hear what he has to say
**You're supposed to wait for Wernher to ask you to do it as part of the plot
***You're not supposed to kill Wernher too
*****or to unceremoniously leave the Pitt immediately after finishing them all off without tying up any of the plot's loose ends
******Or, similarly, to immediately massacre Caesar's entire camp in New Vegas without talking to anyone
*******Even though what, in seriousness, could either of them possibly have to say for themselves?Last edited by Bohandas; 2023-11-22 at 12:08 PM.
"If you want to understand biology don't think about vibrant throbbing gels and oozes, think about information technology" -Richard Dawkins
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2023-11-22, 08:50 AM (ISO 8601)
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Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
* I may no longer borrow the Whisper's jar (with a ghost trapped in it) to take to the Dimmer Sisters to get help in opening a magically locked chest. I had promised to bring it back, but the witch smashed it on the lock to help break the curse/spell that held it shut. The Whisper is really pissed.
** I may no longer offer blood and ash to help open a magically held lock.
*** May no longer cauterize the wound on my hand (where the blood came from, dagger slice) with the red-hot end of my smoke (which provided the ash).Last edited by KorvinStarmast; 2023-11-22 at 08:51 AM.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2023-11-23, 08:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
I am not allowed to describe a character as "if you asked H.R. Geiger to try and draw a MILF."
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
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2023-11-27, 11:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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2023-11-27, 11:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2023-11-28, 07:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
* My character's goal cannot be 'prove that the God-Emperor of Mankind was gay'.
** Because it's supposed to be something at least slightly challenging.
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2023-11-28, 07:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
***Proving he was bisexual is probably even less of a challenge.
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
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Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
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2023-11-28, 09:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
* I may no longer sing out loud part of Frank Zappa's Camarillo Brillo when the fortune teller in Krezk is laying out the cards.
Spoiler: aforementioned lyric excerptShe said she was a Magic Mama
And she could throw a mean Tarot
And carried on without a comma
That she was someone I should know
She had a snake for a pet
And an amulet
And she was breeding a dwarf
But she wasn't done yet
She had gray-green skin
A doll with a pin
I told her she was alright
But I couldn't come in
** May not suggest that she breed with a dwarf, rather than breed a dwarf.Spoiler: why this elicited groansMy PC is a dwarf.
*** May not accuse the Abbott of mutilating villagers to build whores.
**** May not tell the Abbott that getting Strahd to fall in love with a fleshy blow-up doll is a low probability course of action.Last edited by KorvinStarmast; 2023-11-28 at 10:27 AM.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2023-11-28, 05:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
I have a blog; come see what I've created: https://thewhiteminotaur.wordpress.com/
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2023-11-28, 08:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
In honor of Abyssal Exalted manuscript preview coming out two weeks ago:
* My Daybreak Caste's reaction to Eye and Seven Despair's plan may not be to hold up her hand to stop the Circle and say "No no....let him cook. I wanna see how this plays out."
* May not trick the entire Guild into somehow signing a contract so they owe me a debt then kill them so they all go to the debtor's afterlife of the Underworld as an ironic punishment
* My master plan may not be to manipulate Mask of Winters and the Silver Prince instigating and enflaming their petty rivalry to forget everything else just so I can watch them duel each other while I eat snacks
* Despite their torturous nature, singing meme songs and things like "Its A Small World after All" is not in keeping with the chivalry of death
** Nor is showing people terrible sitcoms
*** or most youtube videos
**** or most fanfics
***** you have to have put some actual effort and art into making people despair and give up darn it!
* Attempts to draw smiley faces on the First and Forsaken Lion's armor will be met with severe punishment, no matter how much you care about him
* May not create a "Five-Day Fever" disease based on the fever I am currently experiencing to unleash upon my enemies as a Daybreak Caste.
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2023-11-29, 05:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
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2023-12-01, 02:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
*Cellulite is not a transuranic element
**or an ore thereof"If you want to understand biology don't think about vibrant throbbing gels and oozes, think about information technology" -Richard Dawkins
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2023-12-01, 12:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2023-12-01, 10:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
*Ponyo was not based on The Shadow Over Innsmouth
**or on The Call of Cthulhu"If you want to understand biology don't think about vibrant throbbing gels and oozes, think about information technology" -Richard Dawkins
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2023-12-03, 02:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
*Just because You can doesn't mean you should recreate the Thanos and Antman meme.
*Attempting to do so will have consequences
*God damnit that didn't mean use your familiar instead.Its not about having good grades It's about passing the semester
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2023-12-03, 04:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
Any build that lets me start with the combined powers and skills of eight different gods of destruction is banned no matter how rules legal.
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
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2023-12-03, 04:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
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2023-12-03, 04:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
* I am no longer allowed to animate corpses via Dancing Object as a Creation Bard
** I am no longer allowed to use Performance of Creation to create siege weapons
*** I am no longer allowed to create Adamant or Tungsten Rods and use them for Kinetic Bombardment from our Airship
**** I am no longer allowed to play Creation BardsLast edited by sithlordnergal; 2023-12-03 at 04:39 PM.
Never let the fluff of a class define the personality of a character. Let Clerics be Atheist, let Barbarians be cowardly or calm, let Druids hate nature, and let Wizards know nothing about the arcane
Fun Fact: A monk in armor loses Martial Arts, Unarmored Defense, and Unarmored Movement, but keep all of their other abilities, including subclass features, and Stunning Strike works with melee weapon attacks. Make a Monk in Fullplate with a Greatsword >=D
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2023-12-03, 05:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
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2023-12-03, 06:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
*My superhero name is not "The Human Centipede"
"If you want to understand biology don't think about vibrant throbbing gels and oozes, think about information technology" -Richard Dawkins
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2023-12-04, 10:50 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
* My Ranger may not have Favored Enemy (The King).
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2023-12-04, 11:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
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2023-12-04, 12:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
* May no longer allow our party druid to pimp out my Fighter to a group of interested elven (drow?) ladies.
** May not suggest "Uh, sure, 25 GP for the night (shrug)" as a fee without (1) consulting with druid and (2) agreeing on their percentage.Last edited by KorvinStarmast; 2023-12-04 at 04:43 PM.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2023-12-07, 05:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
The elderly hunters the PC cell goes to for advice can't transparently be the Old Gods of Asgard.
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
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2023-12-08, 06:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
* 'The Emperor Protects' is not a valid substitute for contraception.
** If I keep this up I will not be allowed to have my characters even know about sec
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2023-12-08, 11:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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2023-12-08, 11:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
...That was actually an Alan Wake reference.
In the franchise and games related to it there exists a metal band from the 70s called the Old Gods of Asgard whose music and youthful antics all end up being tied to the plot to some degree and who did battle against the malevolent supernatural forces in the game in their youth.I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
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2023-12-08, 02:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
*No matter how silly the US judicial system appears to me, they still won't let me cite Alien vs. Predator as legal precedent.