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2023-12-08, 06:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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2023-12-08, 08:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
Hey! They let someone submit a brief in Klingon, so shoot for the stars and try to live your dream.
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2023-12-08, 09:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
* if step one of the plan is 'create a new universe', I may be overdoing it on the ambition
** if step one actually works, and step two is 'ensure clean water supplies for an impoverished area', that seems, at the very least, a bit of a lateral step
*** step three being 'make nice gifts for party members' may lead to some questions as to what my actual plan is
**** pointing out that the plan pointedly does not include any godkilling because the party already killed and ate a couple, and reality needs some time to recover, is once again venturing into overly-ambitious territoryTimes being what they are, the stars aligning and the End of All Things barely registered as background noise.
At a bit of a loss as to what to do next, and with bills to pay, a certain Elder Thing has taken up bartending.
This is...
The Last Call of Cthulhu
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2023-12-10, 12:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2015
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
* May no longer trade group sex for a map (IC).
** May no longer head to the basement when the monk wanders upstairs. (As it worked out, the monsters were in, you guessed it, the basement).
*** May not roll a 19 on the investigation check with a fighter when the wizard rolls a 12.Last edited by KorvinStarmast; 2023-12-10 at 12:46 AM.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2023-12-10, 03:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
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2023-12-10, 11:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2015
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2023-12-11, 11:10 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
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2023-12-11, 05:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
Warhammer 40,000 Campaign Skirmish Game: Warpstrike
My Spelljammer stuff (including an orbit tracker), 2E AD&D spreadsheet, and Vault of the Drow maps are available in my Dropbox. Feel free to use or not use it as you see fit!
Thri-Kreen Ranger/Psionicist by me, based off of Rich's A Monster for Every Season
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2023-12-11, 05:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
Dawn of Hope: a 5e setting. http://wiki.admiralbenbo.org
Rogue Equivalent Damage calculator, now prettier and more configurable!
5e Monster Data Sheet--vital statistics for all 693 MM, Volo's, and now MToF monsters: Updated!
NIH system 5e fork, very much WIP. Base github repo.
NIH System PDF Up to date main-branch build version.
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2023-12-12, 08:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
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2023-12-12, 09:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2023-12-12, 11:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
To complete the set:
*** May not trade a map for group sex (in or out of character).
* Gender is not 'a strange human concept us elves have no use for'.
** My elf PC is allowed to be intersex. This does not mean that every elf is.
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2023-12-12, 01:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2008
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
Red Mage avatar by Aedilred.
Where do you fit in? (link fixed)
RedMage Prestige Class!
Best advice I've ever heard one DM give another:
"Remember that it is both a game and a story. If the two conflict, err on the side of cool, your players will thank you for it."
Second Eternal Foe of the Draconic Lord, battling him across the multiverse in whatever shapes and forms he may take.
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2023-12-12, 01:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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2023-12-12, 07:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2023-12-13, 02:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
*The philosopher's stone is not plutonium
EDIT:
*The Riddler's evil plan in Batman Forever was not "literally Google"
**or Amazon Alexa
EDIT:
*Captain America does not encourage kids to use performance-enhancing drugs
**Neither does UnderdogLast edited by Bohandas; 2023-12-15 at 07:18 PM.
"If you want to understand biology don't think about vibrant throbbing gels and oozes, think about information technology" -Richard Dawkins
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2023-12-22, 04:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
If brute force isn't working, that just means you're not using enough of it.
When in doubt, set something on fire. If not in doubt, set something on fire anyway.
My Homebrew
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2023-12-23, 12:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2015
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
* I may no longer, when casting Speak With Dead (ritual, warlock) make the third question: "Who is the better guitar player, Eric Clapton or Jimmy Page" as one of the five questions.
** I may no longer frown at the DM when the corpse answers "Ask Prince"Spoiler: why that joke works(which is what Clapton answered when asked what it felt like to be the best guitarist in the world).Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2023-12-23, 12:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
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2023-12-28, 03:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2007
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
* Tieflings are not proficient with hot beverages of any kind!
Hi, I'm back, I guess. ^_^I cosplay and stream LPs of single player games on Twitch! Mon, Wed & Fri; currently playing: Nier: Replicant (Mon/Wed) and The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons (Thurs or Fri)
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2023-12-30, 07:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
* Warlocks do not have to undergo a naked transformation sequence to use their powers.
** No not even then.
*** Mainly because I will describe it.
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2023-12-30, 08:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
Under no circumstances can my gimmick be that my blood is a separate entity that is subservient to my will and who happens to be made of an improbably large number of magical artifacts and pieces of advanced technology so that every time I get cut a whole ****ing arsenal pops out.
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2023-12-30, 11:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
Times being what they are, the stars aligning and the End of All Things barely registered as background noise.
At a bit of a loss as to what to do next, and with bills to pay, a certain Elder Thing has taken up bartending.
This is...
The Last Call of Cthulhu
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2023-12-31, 03:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
* I may not be a hybrid of Klyntar, Jenova, the Flood, the Redlight Virus and the Tyranids
** The Forerunners are not food for my inevitable expansion, nor is the Halo universe expendable
*** May not go to Kingdom Hearts just to acquire the power of Darkness as a heartless and destroy all of its worlds
**** May not create Infinite Celestialsapien-Human hybrid clones of myself to throw at my enemies
***** my main body being invincible while my vulnerable heart is in a separate body made of darksteel is just cheating
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2023-12-31, 04:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2015
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
* May no longer spar the patriarch of the clan (my party mate's clan) and when I have beaten him (wooden weapons) look around at the gathered crowd and cry out "Are you not entertained?"
** May not then engage in horizontal workouts with two of the more athletic ladies in the crowd
*** May also not get the berserkers from the Silver Horn of Valhalla (we called them vikings since there were some berserkers fighting us) drunk after they dismember most of the opposition.
**** May not tell a lich who is trying to no longer be undead/redead/not dead the following: "Having been raised on a farm, I learned that sometimes you have to realize that you can't un**** that goat."Last edited by KorvinStarmast; 2023-12-31 at 04:22 PM.
Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Worksa. Malifice (paraphrased):
Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
b. greenstone (paraphrased):
Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society
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2024-01-02, 09:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
I should probably stop trying to figure out how to get everything needed for my entire power growth path early on into the campaign.
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2024-01-03, 05:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
The Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear is not an excerpt from a speech by Franklin Roosevelt
"If you want to understand biology don't think about vibrant throbbing gels and oozes, think about information technology" -Richard Dawkins
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Morrus' RPG Forum (EN World v2)
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2024-01-03, 06:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
If brute force isn't working, that just means you're not using enough of it.
When in doubt, set something on fire. If not in doubt, set something on fire anyway.
My Homebrew
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2024-01-04, 12:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2005
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
Triple weapon fighting with laser chainsaw pasties is no longer allowed.
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2024-01-04, 12:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing 14: The DM is not my therapist.
I need a very good reason to claim to be a tree if I'm human-sized, human-shaped, and demonstrably made of meat.
I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing