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    AssassinGuy

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    Started a 1-20 campaign. 1 death save away from dying in the first encounter.

    Not an auspicious start.....
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    PaladinGuy

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    A melting mouse causes havoc with puns and drugs
    Never let the fluff of a class define the personality of a character. Let Clerics be Atheist, let Barbarians be cowardly or calm, let Druids hate nature, and let Wizards know nothing about the arcane

    Fun Fact: A monk in armor loses Martial Arts, Unarmored Defense, and Unarmored Movement, but keep all of their other abilities, including subclass features, and Stunning Strike works with melee weapon attacks. Make a Monk in Fullplate with a Greatsword >=D


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    While the bard entertained the street urchins and the guards, the two dwarves and my warlock assassinated an enemy mage/wizard.
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    a. Malifice (paraphrased):
    Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
    b. greenstone (paraphrased):
    Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
    Gosh, 2D8HP, you are so very correct!
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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Don't underestimate action economy.

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    Don't cast spells that cause shockwaves while standing on scree.
    what is the point of living if you can't deadlift?

    All credit to the amazing avatar goes to thoroughlyS

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    Riedran intrigue.

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    2 1/2 year, 1-20 campaign ends with TPK and the world ending.
    "You are what you do. Choose again and change." - Miles Vorkosigan

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    A personal revelation that a character has been chasing for several years (IC and OOC) turned out to be rather non-personal and not that revelatory or really important in the grand scheme of things. Most questions are left unanswered and are unlikely to be answered, as the campaign is ending in a few sessions.

    Also, half the party is now indebted to a fae lord they (mostly) intended to kill.
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    Favourite classes: Beguiler, Scout, Warblade, 3.5 Warlock, Harbinger (PF:PoW).

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    A containment breach of void aspect required resealing

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    AssassinGuy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crusher View Post
    2 1/2 year, 1-20 campaign ends with TPK and the world ending.
    Oh dear!

    How does that make you feel?
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    An Empyrean stole my greataxe, and I contracted lycanthropy

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    After resting from our previous boss fight, we went down a hole that opened up, got tricked by an emerald dragon that was actually a demon cultist, and now we are staring down Juiblex. The session ended there because a player was missing.

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    BlueWizardGirl

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    Do you have a flag? No flag, no shack. Also Real men don't look at explosions. Werewolves.
    My sig is something witty.

    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

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    Orc in the Playground
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    Tequila Shooters. My session notes are illegible….I think we won, though.

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    Rescued a PC's mom and three ladies who had been enslaved by an archmage.
    Next event: hot tub party.
    Last edited by KorvinStarmast; 2024-02-12 at 12:07 PM.
    Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Works
    a. Malifice (paraphrased):
    Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
    b. greenstone (paraphrased):
    Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
    Gosh, 2D8HP, you are so very correct!
    Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society

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    ElfWarriorGuy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Easy e View Post
    Oh dear!

    How does that make you feel?
    Oh, I was totally fine with it. It was a great campaign and a great fight as the big ending climactic battle. It was tough, but if we were a little more on our game we could have pulled it off, I think.

    The next campaign we're playing is CoC, so after the old world ended, a new one began and it was CoC.
    "You are what you do. Choose again and change." - Miles Vorkosigan

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    Small raiding party infiltrates a castle.

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    Joined a new game. Oh look, my character gets screwed over again because of player vs player behavior. Game over.
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    Rules existing are a dire threat to the divine power of the DM.

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    Thaumaturgy megaphone and rock to mud tower.
    Roll for it
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    Hag coven destroyed, secret behind the problems in town revealed.
    Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Works
    a. Malifice (paraphrased):
    Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
    b. greenstone (paraphrased):
    Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
    Gosh, 2D8HP, you are so very correct!
    Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society

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    AssassinGuy

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    Low-level characters take on a big spider thing.
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    Start of session: Dropping in for an unplanned battle to the death with Juiblex(sp?). End of session: lost in the Feydark. In-between the rogue robbed a dragon and abducted a child, while the cleric was too insane to notice he was being carried.

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    Down time involved shopping and mating.
    Spoiler: each PC had their own summary
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    Fighter met the king and queen, offered to sire her next heir, she politely declined.
    Spoiler: what's with this offer?
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    (She's about 19 and the king is 70)


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    Druid went shopping for wedding attire at a shop called Queer Eye for the Druid Girl.

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    Monk took a horny priestess on a date, flying around with her using his jet pack.

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    Library book fell in love with the War Mage and then started getting fresh.
    Last edited by KorvinStarmast; 2024-02-18 at 12:43 PM.
    Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Works
    a. Malifice (paraphrased):
    Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
    b. greenstone (paraphrased):
    Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
    Gosh, 2D8HP, you are so very correct!
    Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society

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    BlueWizardGirl

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    Secrect bonus round,
    New game, new rules.

    Players: 'we need a plan of attack'
    Murderhobo: 'I have a plan, Attack'

    Murderhobo, RIP, 1993 - 2024.
    My sig is something witty.

    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

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    The bard got a sun blade, the warlock brought an NPC back from the dead.
    Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Works
    a. Malifice (paraphrased):
    Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
    b. greenstone (paraphrased):
    Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
    Gosh, 2D8HP, you are so very correct!
    Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society

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    AssassinGuy

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    Our dreams of heroic fantasy died, and now we are doing boring tactical stuff.
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    Removed the lethal cursed items from the neck of three NPCs.

    Spoiler: this has been a campaign goal for over two RL years.
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    Their father is a noble a few hundred miles away, his two kids are hostages to the usurper king, and until we free them he cannot move to support the true king...if the kids get more than a mile from the capital the necklaces choke them to death
    Avatar by linklele. How Teleport Works
    a. Malifice (paraphrased):
    Rulings are not 'House Rules.' Rulings are a DM doing what DMs are supposed to do.
    b. greenstone (paraphrased):
    Agency means that they {players} control their character's actions; you control the world's reactions to the character's actions.
    Gosh, 2D8HP, you are so very correct!
    Second known member of the Greyview Appreciation Society

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    DrowGuy

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    "There's an Onsen? Sorry guys, it's naked dwarf time"

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    Divide and conquer with hunger of Hadar.

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    PaladinGuy

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    Could that be a voodoo sausage?
    Proclaiming something "objectively" true or false does not excuse you from proving it so.

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