Well That Was Unexpected. (backstory comic)

[memnarch]

Cool spell effect.

[Emperor Ing]

...and now, for a plot twist.

Comic ??? is up. (I'm losing track of the comic orders. )

Questions? Comments? Critique?

[Green-Shirt Q]

Wow. Wasn't expecting that. So Rand's brother is....the bad guy?

Not the Emperor, but a different bad guy? The demon lord? Or is he not a bad guy?

Honestly, I don't know what this means.

The refrence to Rand's gender bend was pretty funny, though.

[memnarch]

Whoa.

And things just got VERY interesting.

[EleventhHour]

Rand appeared suddenly... and they popped exclaimation points over thier heads...

... RAND IS SNAKE.

/random conjecture

[sean o the dead]

...and now, for a plot twist.

Comic ??? is up. (I'm losing track of the comic orders. )

Questions? Comments? Critique?

Whoa! Interesting comic!!

but why did Rand's brother try to kill rand?

[Emperor Ing]

It seems a lot of people didn't bother to read Panel 7. Lord Secundus seems to have been disquising as Rand's brother for the last 24 years.

It's safe to assume they're not actual brothers.

The latest comic is up. As of this moment, the comic sync has less chinks in it, but its still a bit broken. This comic is, 100% for certain Comic 269.

Questions? Comments? Critique?

[Green-Shirt Q]

It seems a lot of people didn't bother to read Panel 7. Lord Secundus seems to have been disquising as Rand's brother for the last 24 years.

It's safe to assume they're not actual brothers.

I read it. I just ment that the guy pretending to be Rand's brother might be the bad guy.

I was also kinda complaining that it's hard to tell what side he's on, but you know what? That's perfectly okay in this case. If you want him to turn out to be the real villain or something, that's a legitimite twist that can be good storytelling.

[memnarch]

Powers still looks like an old, almost dead guy.

[Emperor Ing]

Powers still looks like an old, almost dead guy.

That was not an accident.

And if Powers looks old, I don't even wanna know what you thought of Shas'O Apostrophe-Crazy.

And by the way, I made you a parody of one of the most poorly written piles of pure [Censored by the Inqusition] to ever dare call itself a fairy tale. (31 Panels!)

Rapunzel

Questions? Comments? Critique?

[memnarch]

Well, I've only gotten summaries of the actual story, but this is very amusing as is.

What inspired you to do a story like this?

[Emperor Ing]

What inspired you to do a story like this?

something (cant remember what) reminded me of the tune "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your long hair!" then I got the image of the knight climbing up the hair, and I was like "Holy crap that'd hurt like hell!"
Once I looked at Rapunzel's wikipedia page, the rest was cake. The comic literally wrote itself.

Comic 272 is up. K, it's not that funny, but it does have ominous foreshadowing.

Questions? Comments? Critique?

[Green-Shirt Q]

Questions? Comments? Critique?

Too many *&%$ing words. Have no idea what's going on. Have no idea what they're talking about. Same ol' complaints.

I liked the Rapuzel comic, though. I was finally able to read it. Fairy tales can be pretty &%$#ed up sometimes.

I was reading a story of Sleeping Beauty the other day. Most bizarre thing I've ever heard. A wise woman cursed the king's adopted daughter because she wasn't invited to their party. And she wasn't invited to their party because (get this) there were only 12 golden plates and there were 13 wise woman, so one of them had to be uninvited. The whole thing would've been averted if they just used a regular plate instead of a golden one. Also, the thing that granted the king's wish to have a daughter? A frog. WHAT?!

[EDIT]Just realized! 50th page is coming up soon! This may have to be moved to another thread! Congrats!

(Wait, did I already say this? I can't remember ).

[memnarch]

Confusing comic. Hard to follow what's going on, with the kicker of having an unpronounceable name, unless you know what the language is.

[Emperor Ing]

Q, you can probably get the jump on Snow White, because the disney adaptation of the fairy tale is infinitely more well known than the Barbie adaptation of Rapunzel (which is still idiotically idiotic)

And...Comic 273 is up. Self explanatory I hope.

Questions? Comments? Critique?

[Green-Shirt Q]

Q, you can probably get the jump on Snow White, because the disney adaptation of the fairy tale is infinitely more well known than the Barbie adaptation of Rapunzel (which is still idiotically idiotic)

At first I didn't know what the hell you were talking about. Then I realized I actually meant to say "Sleeping Beauty" instead of "Snow White". Either way, that probably has the same problem now, doesn't it? Stupid Disney.

And...Comic 273 is up. Self explanatory I hope.

Questions? Comments? Critique?

I liked this comic. Funny punchline, but also because I understood it.

[memnarch]

You know, those tentacles/arms look like they actually have hands on the ends of them.

[sean o the dead]

You know, those tentacles/arms look like they actually have hands on the ends of them.

i think they're supposed to.

[Emperor Ing]

i think they're supposed to.

They are hands, just with palms pointed towards the sky, and due to Secundus being completely black, its hard to make out the individual digits.

Comic 271 is up. Less of a plot comic, more just of battle idiocy.

Oh and btw, I HB'd a spell

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Ancient Magic Missle
Evocation (Force)
Sor/Wiz: 8
Casting Time: 1 standard action
Range: Long (400 ft + 40 ft per level)
Area: 30 ft spread
Duration: Instantaneous
Saving Throw: Reflex Half (see text)
Spell Resistance: (see text)

The spellcaster extends their hands, and a large cylinder-like entity that resembles a rocket that seems to be made of force flies out at the mage's target.

The spellcaster can choose to make a Ranged Touch Attack for the projectile to hit a particular target. If the projectile hits, then the target takes 6d6 Bludgeoning Damage and is not allowed a saving throw against the damage done by the area of effect. If the ranged touch attack misses, then the projectile continues to fly in the direction it was aimed until it either hits a character or object at the GM's discretion, at which point it detonates as normal, or it flies out of its range, at this point the force-rocket diffuses.

Damage done by the Area of Effect is 1d6 points of force damage per caster level (Max: 20d6)

SPECIAL: Due to being a Force effect, the projectile can collide and do damage to an incorporal enemy as if it were corporal.
Creatures with Spell Resistance can only apply them to Area of Effect damage, and not to the bludgeoning damage from projectile collision.
Due to being a nonmagical effect, Bludgeoning Damage from projectile collision is affected by Damage Reduction.

Questions? Comments? Critique?

[The Gremlin]

Hang on, I don't believe force effects deal bludgeoning damage.

[Emperor Ing]

Hang on, I don't believe force effects deal bludgeoning damage.

They don't, but suffering from a direct hit by the projectile is like being hit by a solid metal...missle flying at high velocity, hence the bludgeoning damage.

[Mad Mask]

Nice comic. Even though it's mostly battle, I understand perfectly what's going on, and the insane soldiers made me smile.

[Emperor Ing]

excellent, i'm doing something right..yet...I recieve insufficient comments.

Seriously, if you like this comic, share it with your friends, acquaintances, and enemies. The more views and comments I get the more likely I am to get $pon$orz

Comic 274 is up. MOAR wierdness.

Questions? Comments? Critique?

[memnarch]

Text size is too small for me to read most of the time.

Also, why did we have comics 272 and 273 before 271 and 274?

[Emperor Ing]

Also, why did we have comics 272 and 273 before 271 and 274?

I have 3 storylines going on at once, so I make 2 comics or something for each arc, as a result, the sync of the comics is skewed, and it will be for an indefinite amount of time. =\

as for the blurry text, its the same size text i've been using for all my comics, I think Photobucket just shrunk my comic.
As soon as i'm back on my regular computer I can fix this.

Stay Tuned

[Emperor Ing]

Comic 274 is fixed. All blurriness eliminated.

edit: And a...debacle with some of the older comics has been fixed.

[Emperor Ing]

no comments? I am dissapoint.

Comic 276 is up.

Questions? Comments? Critique?

[memnarch]

Hehehe! Mechanicus enforces laws right?

[Emperor Ing]

He is lawful, yes. But he doesn't enforce them. He's not robocop.

Comic 275 is up. In case you're wondering, the random robe dude is a random Earth Caste dude.

Questions? Comments? Critique?

[memnarch]

What? "By me"?

Huh??


Also, hopefully there's a lot more to the obstacle course. The fan looked pretty cool.