Ultimate Greed III [Now Playing]

[PirateMonk]

Brother Bluebeard arrives at Fleeing Coward's castle for a friendly chat.

[Fleeing Coward]

Sorry, the castle is currently undergoing repairs and even if it weren't FCII is not interested in converting. Especially not when there are rumors that places Brother Bluebeard visit tend to mysteriously get plundered soon after his visits.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

And if you'd oden that, I'd have my other excuse for attempting execute you. I just have to find who all is on my side and not in your, your... Rebel Armada.

I certaintly hope the Brotherhood of Pirates knows who signs the paycheck that makes sure they get a paycheck.

[Fleeing Coward]

Yes, the paychecks... I'm sure previous kings have demonstrated just how easy it is to hide large amounts of money from the general population

Our dear king must think that it is easiest to make a lowly noble like myself seem like a huge threat as a distraction but I suggest that our dukes should be looking closely at how much they're getting paid every year instead. By now, at least one of those paychecks should be close to if not above 40 gc if our Goblin King has indeed been fair in his payments.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

One hundred forty two does not split four ways large enough. I did the prudent and gave everyone--yes, every duke--34 gold*. That left six for myself this round, Coward.

I've been splitting it up evenly for the nobles, regardless of Power Level. I've also only been sending out one PM to the lot of them, using BCC targetting systems.

Just because you managed a mighty sum in Greed II doesn't mean everyone uses the same strategy.



*Hey, that's right, nobles! Check amongst yourselves and see how fair your duke is!

[Raiser Blade]

I would just like to say that if any of my nobles has a disagreement with my payment system you should contact me and I will do my best to work things out.

[Fleeing Coward]

One hundred forty two does not split four ways large enough. I did the prudent and gave everyone--yes, every duke--34 gold*. That left six for myself this round, Coward.

I've been splitting it up evenly for the nobles, regardless of Power Level. I've also only been sending out one PM to the lot of them, using BCC targetting systems.

Just because you managed a mighty sum in Greed II doesn't mean everyone uses the same strategy.



*Hey, that's right, nobles! Check amongst yourselves and see how fair your duke is!

Nice sum there Lord Fullbladder, I guess the narrators have decided to stop using increments of 5 with the money they give the king these days?

[Castaras]

Nice sum there Lord Fullbladder, I guess the narrators have decided to stop using increments of 5 with the money they give the king these days?

Ya, we have. Easier to roll.

[Fleeing Coward]

*Mutters something about narrators spoiling his excuses to rebel*

[PirateMonk]

Bluebeard mutters angrily at Coward turning him away and returns to the road, going to Raiser's castle.

[Xykon_Fan]

We need to kill more people. How else will our gold increase?

[Castaras]

24 hours to banter and attack people.

[Dr. Bath]

I start a rebellion against Raiser B1ade.

To arms! To arms! Too long has this greedy tyrant stood over our green and pleasant lands, leeching from our good fortune and squandering the fertile lands. He is a liar and has taken more than his fair share of earnings for years now. His horde is swollen with ill gotten gains. But worse than this misdeed, he has been assuring his good and loyal nobles that he has hit on 'hard times' and is sure he pays us a fair wage. Lies! Lies and slander! He has sponged off us for too long! Now is the time to strike, before he becomes too fat on his ill-gotten gains.

For those who wish to join me in this most righteous cause, I offer an equal share of his horde, given out equally to all who fight under my banner. This horde amounts to 100 gold. And I personally will make up the difference to make the share equal. I will also disperse his 'power levels' to the first to join my cause.

[Ariko]

I support this rebellion! for various reasons

[Fleeing Coward]

I support this rebellion

Also waiting for the gold from Duke Vespe, should that not arrive in the next 12 hours, a second rebellion to join Dr. Bath may be in order.

[Raistlin1040]

Viva la Rebellion!

(AKA I support)

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

I..... support this motion. We must not abide by unfair dukes in this kingdom.

Even if Bath is a little psychotic. At the best of times.

[Raiser Blade]

Meh.

By the time this goes through I won't have any gold for you to keep. And I only have 3 power levels.




I stole a WHOLE PAYMENT from the king from my nobles.

I guess I can say I was the greediest and now I will be the deadiest.

But who cares... I wonder who is going to get my massive amount of gold.

You can start begging me for it.

Lets see what else oh yeah hey Bushranger I just stole 7 gold from you.

The sad part is now my nobles are so far behind everyone else's.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

I'll be sure to give your replacement a little extra for the first two rounds, then.

[Raiser Blade]

I'll be sure to give your replacement a little extra for the first two rounds, then.

A little extra won't cover the amount I stole...



Oh and I would just like to state that any in-game stealing I did was purely in the spirit of the game and I hold nothing personal against any of my nobles who are quite respectable people.

I hope bath treats you better than I did.

[Studoku]

Stole a whole payment? That's harsh.

I support the rebellion.

[Emperor Demonking]

I support the rebellion

[PirateMonk]

Support the rebellion

[Raiser Blade]

Support the rebellion


Down with the tyrant!

[The Bushranger]

The Earl of Chicken Sandwich remains neutral until further information becomes available, and his minions begin preparations once more to set up a stand on the 50 yard line.

[Gaelbert]

Fire ze missiles! Support ze rebellion!

[Raiser Blade]

Fire ze missiles! Support ze rebellion!

But I am le tired...

[Castaras]

Then take a nap.

AND FIRE ZE MISSILES!

Meanwhile, Narrator's still down there like "WTF ^^".

24 hours for rebellionz. Then we will update with who winz, and who losez.

[Zombie pixe]

can i rebel? am i too late?

"i rebell against Raiser B1ade"

@V whoo! more brains for meeeee

[Castaras]

Nay, you ain't too late. Still got 24 hours to sort out rebellions. =)