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[Fleeing Coward]

Now that you put it that way, guess I'll switch sides with my duke too.
FCII orders his soldiers to turn around and fight agaisnt the rebellion.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

The King drops to Neutral.

"I shall have all your heads on a platter one day. I'm going back to the tub."

And with that he returns to his bath, already in progress.

[Raiser Blade]

Regardless of him not dropping his attack I have returned stu's gold just to show I have learned the errors of my ways.

If he does drop the attack I will give him another two gold as a gift of gratitude.


@Wadledo

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Hello potatopeopleperson! I have a cow cannon or a cownon. Which is a noncow? I dunno? Anyways join my side you will get gold to buy more meese to fire!

I would like to note that I do not want to kill stu42 I only wish to persuade him to drop the attack.

[Gaelbert]

"There's a knight with us?"

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

I could cut your pay and PRETEND I supported you.

[Zombie pixe]

Neutral

no, this is just going to be a massacre

[Studoku]

I'll call off the rebellion.

I found a new target for the moose cannon though- PETA members.

[Doseki]

Even though the rebillion has been called of I'll stat that I am now neutral .

[Emperor Demonking]

"I oppose it

[Raiser Blade]

Okay the rebellion is over.

Payments to the people who deserve them (and stu's extra gold) will be handled after I get some more cash.

[Exeson]

So, even though the rebellion has been called off does this count as a rebellion for the purposes of the game not ending?

[Castaras]

Exeson: Yes it does.

[Exachix]

~ Round 2 Ends ~

This year was exciting! Armies massed up! Ready to fight for the cause laid down by their leaders.

This year was boring. Armies disintegrated back to their homes, many men feel this is annoying.

Upon the gates of each castle belonging to each Noble, and Duke, who joined the rebellion or opposition force, then fell back to neutrality, a mass of peasants shout! Demanding money and gold for the disruption from this mess.

Even the king is attacked for his errors.

They shout! Yelling for reparations of money lost, trade lost. What will the offending noblemen do in this matter? They'd better look out, seems the crowd may barge in and steal what they can from the luxurious castles and homes.

Numerous people can be heard shouting "If they do not pay, bad things will happen!"

~ Round 3 begins ~

We'll send out money now

In addition, the Noblemen that chose a side then chose neutrality have to pay an amount of 'reparations' to their people. The list of castles attacked by peasants is below:

Dr Bath
Fullbladder
Stu42
Zombie pixe
Wadledo

This should be done via PM before Phase 3 starts. (after all dukes have sent in money, and a little more time in case of NPC attacks/buying)

Sending money out now.

[Studoku]

Hmm, this is indeed a sticky situation.

Perhaps I could convince my people that one of their number is a werewolf and make them start lynching each other...

[Exeson]

Hmm, this is indeed a sticky situation.

Perhaps I could convince my people that one of their number is a werewolf and make them start lynching each other...

I would be careful about that. Certain werewolves may start taking offense.

[Zombie pixe]

*at pesants*

im sorry people, but i really have no intention of letting you all get slaughterd by moose shrapnel?!

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"What? Are you people volunteering to test out the new guillotine? Haven't any of you ever made a bad decision in the bathtub?"

[Dr. Bath]

Shoo! Shoo! Scat!

Stupid peasants! Get offa my lawn!

Runs around chasing peasants off the grounds, waving arms wildly.

Hey! Get back here with that croquet mallet!

[Gaelbert]

Lord Galen watches a tumbleweed blow across the silent landscape.

"That's odd. I wasn't aware that they could survive these northen climes. The power of plot..."

[Exachix]

~bump~

Phase 2 - Dukes distribute monies

Need other dukes' Monies.

[Fleeing Coward]

Noble FCII waits impatiently for the money Duke Vespe is going to give him to fund the Anti-Vespe Rebellion Fund

@v Forgot the dash

[Studoku]

Anti-rebellion fund?

*Loads the moose cannon...

[Exeson]

My monies have been distributed.

[Studoku]

When does the next phase begin?

[Exachix]

Now.

This phase will end at about this time tomorrow unless we get a rebellion.

[Studoku]

Duke Wadledo is clearly insane. This is not necessarily a bad thing- he's easily distracted and unable to form a coherant plan to take over the world. However, there is a more pressing problem- he's hoarding our monies.

My fellow nobles and I have recieved, on average, a pittance of 4 gold each. An average 150 gold/year shared between 21 should give us 7 gold each. We recieve a little more than half that amount. Our Duke's most recent message to us was 'Here's 4 gold- deal with it'. Rest assured, we are.

I declare a rebellion against Wadledo. Bring out the PETA member cannon.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"Ah, Stewart. That four gold may have been necessary. Let me share a secret with all of you. This year the Treasury managed to output exactly enough gold to give each Duke 25 gold. And so that is what I did. Once each Duke received the 25 smackers, he or she had to split it five ways. Four gold is well within the tolerance of this.

As such, I must oppose this Rebellion."

[Zombie pixe]

too long has wadledo used his madness as an excuse for short changing us!

i support the rebellion

[wadledo]

"Ah, proud I am of little Stu.
Grown spine he has."

......."Aside from that, I wonder if it would be in horrible taste to reveal the power levels of my underlings to the world at large.
Well, at least those that feel the need to not retain the order that the almighty's have given us.
Eh?

[Studoku]

"Ah, proud I am of little Stu.
Grown spine he has."

......."Aside from that, I wonder if it would be in horrible taste to reveal the power levels of my underlings to the world at large.
Well, at least those that feel the need to not retain the order that the almighty's have given us.
Eh?

You mean that I have a power level of 1?

It's ultimate greed tradition. I had a power level of 1 last game.

"Ah, Stewart. That four gold may have been necessary. Let me share a secret with all of you. This year the Treasury managed to output exactly enough gold to give each Duke 25 gold. And so that is what I did. Once each Duke received the 25 smackers, he or she had to split it five ways. Four gold is well within the tolerance of this.

As such, I must oppose this Rebellion."

First, 25 gold giving 4 to each of us leaves Waddy with 9 gold- more than a double share. Second, he's been giving us similar amounts for the past two years. Has he really been recieving 25/year for the whole game?