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    Last time there was an earthquake around here was like 7 years ago. 7.2 on the Richter Scale.
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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm da Rogue! View Post
    And during those naked naps you'll realise I'm just a man.
    [n00b mode]

    Oh, you are?!? I'm so embarrassed. I'm not that kind of guy. Sorry for the confusion.

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    ...Really?
    One mans loss is another man's game!
    (Rogue's Avatar is seriously cute, though. )
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aziraphale View Post
    (Rouge's Avatar is seriously cute, though. )
    ROUGE ALERT!
    Duck and cover people. You all know ROGUEY's going to lose it.
    Rogue smash time.

    *hids behind Rogue-proof wall*

    ^: Don't think you can hide it boy. Just because you're an angel who may be gayer than a tree full of monkeys high in nitrous oxide doesn't mean you can get away with anything.
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    Why is it that you now scare me more than the possibility of nuclear war?
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    To compare [Curly] to the beauty of the changing seasons or timeless stars would be an understatement.
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    But Koorly is the sweetest crime.

    Squid bones are lies.
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    WHAT DID YOU..?

    Ah, he editted it. No killing today.
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    Sorry, people, can't resist.

    *stab stab stab*
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    I think it was a slip of the fingers if it ever did occur. o.o
    He edited at the same time that the next post came around, I think that accounts for something.
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    So; roast dinner time.
    Being traditional roast lovers we have sprouts.
    Today they are baby cabbages. These 'sprouts' are massive! Mine measure 2 inches in diameter! This can't be a sprout right? Wrong. Sprout section of the grocers.
    There are three of them. I don't enjoy sprouts when they're sprout size. I dread them.....

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    Why is it that you now scare me more than the possibility of nuclear war?
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    To compare [Curly] to the beauty of the changing seasons or timeless stars would be an understatement.
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    But Koorly is the sweetest crime.

    Squid bones are lies.
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    Yeah no earthquakes in Alberta, we get tornados as our nature attack.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CurlyKitGirl View Post
    So; roast dinner time.
    Being traditional roast lovers we have sprouts.
    Today they are baby cabbages. These 'sprouts' are massive! Mine measure 2 inches in diameter! This can't be a sprout right? Wrong. Sprout section of the grocers.
    There are three of them. I don't enjoy sprouts when they're sprout size. I dread them.....
    I recommend a knife. It allows you to cut larger pieces of food into smaller ones that fit conveniently in your mouth for consumption.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CurlyKitGirl View Post
    So; roast dinner time.
    Being traditional roast lovers we have sprouts.
    Today they are baby cabbages. These 'sprouts' are massive! Mine measure 2 inches in diameter! This can't be a sprout right? Wrong. Sprout section of the grocers.
    There are three of them. I don't enjoy sprouts when they're sprout size. I dread them.....
    That is pretty typical size for brussel sprouts(which is the only thing I can think of that matches your description.) Just think broccoli while eating it, and you'll do fine.

    Fun, apocryphal fact: Cabbages, Lettuce, Broccoli, Cauliflower and Brussel Sprouts are all the same species!
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    Rockphed said it well.
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    But if you work out the volume of a sphere with a 2 inch diameter and times that by three...
    You get far too much sprout for anyone's palette. EVen if they're cut up with a knife.

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    To compare [Curly] to the beauty of the changing seasons or timeless stars would be an understatement.
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    But Koorly is the sweetest crime.

    Squid bones are lies.
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    I think Ill accept that challenge.

    I hunger.

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    Wooo, North is sexy!


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    It's only Jeannie the Kelda.
    I don't think you'd want her around when she grows older and has had thousands of Feeglets.

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    To compare [Curly] to the beauty of the changing seasons or timeless stars would be an understatement.
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    But Koorly is the sweetest crime.

    Squid bones are lies.
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    we keep getting her related to the Smurfette..and that's an unnerving thought...


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    More like the Smurfs red-headed drunken theivin fighting cousins.

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    We only had two earthquakes here. I actually managed to oversleep the second one.

    This one happened at approximately 0300 am. I was sleeping. We had a parrot at that time. Quite a loud one. And suddenly I hear this loud noises, like parrots usually makes. I was half sleeping at the time so I jsut turned around and slept on. In the morning I come to the kitchen and say to sister(who owned the parrot): "You better teach this animal of yours some tricks or I will " and she is all like and I tell her about the terrible noises the beast was making over the night. She then turns and tells me that was an earthquake. Then it was my time to be

    And that's how I overslept and earthquake
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    Speaking of natural disasters, apparently there's a tornado warning in my area. Now I just have to look up exactly what that means, then I'll see about cowering in a closet.

    Also now I think its hailing. *goes and checks*
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    Woo!
    My baby cousin's coming down tomorrow. The only problem is that because college starts again tomorrow ( ) I may miss her. But she's so cute. ^_^
    STupid 6pm arrival. I hope they stay longer.

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    Squid bones are lies.
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    Oooh!
    Babies are cute!
    Everything I say is 100% TRUTH*
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    (I totally ship him and Curly. But shhh, it's a secret.)
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    Ehhh... anyone knows the where abouts of me captain Hook?

    It has been some time since I last saw him... I think I lost me captain...
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    Quote Originally Posted by D'anna Biers View Post
    Can I have some roast faerie?
    The magic makes them tingly.
    D'Anna! You're back!

    We have earthquakes here in California, but not where I live. I've slept through one when I went travelling, once. We still do safety drills at school, though.

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    Earthquakes sound scary. I like my land...not-movey. Luckily, in the middle of nowhere, there aren't many earthquakes.
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    COBRA!

    *tackles, pounds on back*

    Where've ya been?
    Long live the Ceikatar!

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    possibly too busy on the chat to be reminded he also has an account here.


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    Attention everyone! Mal absolutly rocks!

    Mal, I name you Fangirlfreind. Whenever you are in aid, call and we shall answer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EmeraldRose View Post
    COBRA!

    *tackles, pounds on back*

    Where've ya been?
    Oh, here and there...*huggles*...mostly in chat, nowadays, but I've been in the forum recently...big ol' RB was just a little intimidating.

    *snuggles*...missed ya, though. How've ya been?
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    Not too bad...not too bad. Just got back from the grocery store, and been doing laundry.

    Spent a lot of the day playing NWN II again. I started it over a couple days ago...

    How bout you?
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    Oh, not much. I was sick for a while, so, lots of naps. As well as pondering when I'll pick up WoW again...

    *hugs*
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    I've been considering playing Wow... but the free trial is about 3.16 GB..so it's a little heavy...


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    *ahem* *picks up megaphone*
    Attention everyone! Mal absolutly rocks!

    Mal, I name you Fangirlfreind. Whenever you are in aid, call and we shall answer.
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    BTW Mal, I like the Mal and Malina avves together! It suits you...
    Long live the Ceikatar!

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