Haruki's Historically Hilarious Honey-covered Random Banter #94

[Em Blackleaf]

Aw, Emmy, hope you get well soon.

*sends lots of e-good-things-to-eat*


My dad has pneumonia right now...at least, we're pretty sure he does (his doctor's appointment is tomorrow morning). He's been coughing up phlegm with flecks of blood in it, which generally speaking isn't a good thing.

Thanks. I hope your dad gets better soon!

*hugs*...being sick sucks. Get better soon!

I know the feeling, too...*shakes fist at school*...I can be sick and not have a fever, you know!

Thanks.

[Midnight Son]

I dun like salmon. But that sounds tasty anyway.

Hmmm. Alarra and I have something in common. (Gasp! an Alaskan that doesn't like salmon?!) I love fish, but salmon just tastes...off; not sure how to state that more clearly.

Also, I'd like to thank you Canadities for finally sending some of your Dry down to my grocer. *hugs her can of Ginger Ale*

[Zeb The Troll]

That actually makes sense, MS. I'm not much a fan of fish in general, but I like salmon because it doesn't taste all fish-ey.

[Shadow]

I'm a fish eater.
LOOOOVVE fish!
I won't date chicks that refuse to eat seafood based simply on the amount of seafood that I eat. We'd never be able to decide where to go eat. And I, being the sucker that I am, would always fold and end up eventually hating the fact that we always go where she wants to go, even though it's my fault for buckling like a belt.

IE: Better off just dating other seafood lovers.

[Amotis]

IE: Better off just dating other seafood lovers.

I bet you catch a lot of fish with Chris Farley.

Point Loma Seafood...how I would die without thee.

You are the sunshine of my life.

APPLE

OF

MY

EYE!!!

[Skippy]

I'm a fish eater.
LOOOOVVE fish!
I won't date chicks that refuse to eat seafood based simply on the amount of seafood that I eat. We'd never be able to decide where to go eat. And I, being the sucker that I am, would always fold and end up eventually hating the fact that we always go where she wants to go, even though it's my fault for buckling like a belt.

IE: Better off just dating other seafood lovers.

I know the feeling, man. I always end up giving up too... I should find someone with my likes, too...

[Zeb The Troll]

Oh indeedie. Similar (though not necessarily identical) tastes in food is a must. If we could never agree on where to go for a nice night out it would be tough. Of course, on the flip side, it's also a bother when the other person won't actually contribute to the discussion on where to go. *ahem*

Nothing like this kind of thing...

Boy: Where would you like to go eat?
Girl: Wherever you want. I don't care.
Boy: You sure you don't want something particular? How about Fishey Heaven?
Girl: I'm sure.
....later on....
Boy: You okay? You don't seem happy.
Girl: Okay, I confess. I don't really like fish.
Boy: Why didn't you say something?
Girl: I didn't want to be a bother.
Boy:


Just saying "I'd rather not have fish" would not usually upset a person. At the very least you can then choose a place that serves other stuff too.

[Midnight Son]

Also, most places that serve fish understand that some dates don't care for it and are nice enough to put something else on the menu. Just ask for the surf & turf...hold the surf.

[CurlyKitGirl]

*glances at sig*
I hate people who hack into computers. I'm gone for a loooong time. Oh, and for anyone who reads this and is on my MSN, don't be annoyedf or angry if you get blocked.
The computer and my laptop are getting cleaned entirely. This may include MSN messenger.

[Reinboom]

*glances at sig*
I hate people who hack into computers. I'm gone for a loooong time. Oh, and for anyone who reads this and is on my MSN, don't be annoyedf or angry if you get blocked.
The computer and my laptop are getting cleaned entirely. This may include MSN messenger.

If I may inquire to what exactly occurred... ?
G'luck with the wipe and... 3 week gone?

[Alarra]

Of course, on the flip side, it's also a bother when the other person won't actually contribute to the discussion on where to go. *ahem*

Hey....I've gotten much better about that . Although with me it isn't generally that I'm not saying ahead of time that I don't like a place or want to eat there.....it's that I don't realize that until I get there.

I'm personally not a huge fan of most seafood, but I love shrimp, and there's some fish that I really like, so I'm still perfectly content to head to any seafood place.

*hugs and misses Curly already*

[I'm da Rogue!]

No, Curly, NO!!!
You can't go!

[Mordokai]

Stay safe Curly, we'll miss you.

[banjo1985]

*looks sadly at Curly's signature*

That sucks Curly, hope the computer trouble get sorted out okay and that nothing serious got hacked.

Come back soon, okay?

[Zar Peter]

*glances at sig*
I hate people who hack into computers. I'm gone for a loooong time. Oh, and for anyone who reads this and is on my MSN, don't be annoyedf or angry if you get blocked.
The computer and my laptop are getting cleaned entirely. This may include MSN messenger.

Noooooo!

I'm already missing you.

[Skippy]

*glances at sig*
I hate people who hack into computers. I'm gone for a loooong time. Oh, and for anyone who reads this and is on my MSN, don't be annoyedf or angry if you get blocked.
The computer and my laptop are getting cleaned entirely. This may include MSN messenger.

*Takes a deep breath*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will miss you...

I hope everything gets better soon... *Waves fist at hackers*

[EmeraldRose]

What happened Curly? Hope it doesn't take to get fixed!

[Dragonrider]

What happened Curly? Hope it doesn't take to get fixed!

Yeah, geez! Come back as soon as you possibly can! (as if it needs saying )

[Haruki-kun]

Oh, man...... Three Curly-less weeks? That's like Three weeks with Curly, except without her! What are we gonna do now!?

*cries*

Come back soon.

[FoE]

Too bad, Curly. But at least it's not permanent.

You know what I just realized? Mandy Patinkin, who plays Inigo Montoya in Princess Bride, is also the head grim reaper Rube in the show Dead Like Me. Huh. Looking at him, I would have never guessed it.

I came to this realization because I watched a British horror movie last night called Severance, and it had one of the grim reapers from Dead Like Me as the lead. Severance was fun, by the way. Really gory, but funny.

[North]

Yeah he was scary good in Dead Like Me. He was also one of the profilers in Criminal Minds, until this season.

[Mordokai]

Just out of curiosity, can anybody tell me if this picture holds any truth? Serpentine? Ink?

[Premsyl]

And now Dead Like Me and Criminal Minds are both returning in some propensity without Mandy Patinkin. Oh well. Maybe he'll go back to doing commercials plugging prescription medication.

And I've seen spiders like that in Florida.

[Ink]

I haven't seen one that big myself, but they're definitely around. Wow, look at the legs on that fella. He must be about the size of a dinner plate.

What was it that Douglas Adams said about Australia? "The second confusing thing about Australia are the animals. They can be divided into three categories: Poisonous, Odd, and Sheep."

[Mordokai]

You just made me laught out loud

So, what's the first confusing thing about Australia?

[unstattedCommoner]

So, what's the first confusing thing about Australia?

It's not a central European country bounded to the north by Germany, to the east by the Czech and Slovak republics, to the south by Italy and to the west by Switzerland.

\/: I've just eaten, so I'm not hungary. Although I know recall that Slovakia should not be in the list.

[Ceska]

You forgot Hungary and, my personal favourite, Slovenia.

... Now I want to go swim in lake Bled. Curse you winter, curse you!
Heh, until last year we had a guy with Winter as surname, whenever someone complained about damn winter he turned around and asked what he had done.

[Ink]

You just made me laught out loud

So, what's the first confusing thing about Australia?

"The first of the confusing things about Australia is the status of the place. Where other land masses and sovereign lands are classified as either continent, island, or country, Australia is considered all three."

Here, you can read Douglas Adams' full opinion on Australia.

[T'ze'hai]

I wonder how often an Ozzie would have to explain that no, Arnold Schwarzenegger is not from Australia...

[Cobra_Ikari]

I wonder how often an Ozzie would have to explain that no, Arnold Schwarzenegger is not from Australia...

Only once. Then he bites your bat's head off.