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Thread: The Order Of The Stick: January
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2005-01-08, 03:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The Order Of The Stick: January
" Atleast in Norwegian, Saturday (Lørdag) is from Bathing or Washing Day (Laugr-Dag.) Tuesday (Tirsdag) is quite clearly from Tyr's Dag.
(Tu? Never seen that spelling. Are we talking about the same god here?)"
Yeah, we are, but via a rather tortured linguistic history. The name entered english via the Danelaw, at the same time as there was a strong Celtic influence from both Welsh and Bretogne - thus the confusion as to where exactly "tuesday" comes from.
As for the Frigga possibility for Friday, I hadn't heard that one before, but it makes as much sense as anything else.
Regarding Lordag (sorry, I have no idea how to get accents from this keyboard), I think you might find that Nowegian changed the name due to the influence of the Catholic Church. The Norse Pantheon was never strongly worshipped in England, so the use of the names of those gods wouldn't have bothered the church there, but in areas where the Pantheon was once strong they would have deliberately attempted to eliminate any reference to it - at least, that is the pattern elsewhere.save your fears
for the day
when our pain is far behind
on your feet
come with me
we are soldiers stand or die
save your fears
take your place
save them for the judgement day
fast and free
follow me
time to make the sacrifice
we rise or fall
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2005-01-09, 03:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The Order Of The Stick: January
That is kind of the problem about using animals as creative trap disarmaments/absoloutly insane dungeon clearance items.
IE: driving herds of sheep ahead of you in the dungeon. Detects traps, monsters, and gelatinous cubes.I am... no one.
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2005-01-09, 06:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The Order Of The Stick: January
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2005-01-09, 07:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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that's why you make sure that there is no one within a 10-mile radius before doing it.
"Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight everything with fire." - Jaya Ballard, Task Mage
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved with a suitable application of high explosives.
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2005-01-09, 11:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The Order Of The Stick: January
my ex would roll an orc head down the dungeon corridor ahead of him. That works well, unless the DM has enough intellect (read, 'more than a flea,') and rules that the traps aren't triggered by something that small... or dead, or low-to-the-ground, or whatever.
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2005-01-09, 11:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Hmm... we tend to use the "Throw a copper piece in/on/at it and see what happens!" approach. Although sometimes we prefer the "Hmm... (insert name here) isn't here tonight. Let's let his character go first." ;D
I am... no one.
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2005-01-10, 05:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The Order Of The Stick: January
Originally Posted by Wanderer
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2005-01-10, 07:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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Originally Posted by GlordFunkelhand
I'm sure even gods like to go incognito once in a while.Listen to me, you whiny crybaby sack of undead crap, you are going to do exactly what I tell you, or I will rebuke you into next week.
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2005-01-10, 10:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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The word 'absolutely' is misspelled. The 'e' and the 'l' were transposed.
Nice work parodying the justifications for arbitrary parties to stick together, Giant. Or is it a parody...?Alignments are objective. Right and wrong are not.
Good: Will act to prevent harm to others even at personal cost.
Evil: Will seek personal benefit even if it causes harm to others.
Law: General, universal, and consistent trump specific, local, and inconsistent.
Chaos: Specific, local, and inconsistent trump general, universal, and consistent.
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2005-01-10, 10:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The Order Of The Stick: January
Another excellent episode. I love the "popping" in of Roy's depiction.
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2005-01-10, 10:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The Order Of The Stick: January
True. And Haley must have rolled pretty low on her sense motive check to believe that story. I mean, even Elan found holes in it.
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2005-01-10, 12:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The Order Of The Stick: January
Haley threw a natural 1. ;D
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2005-01-10, 12:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The Order Of The Stick: January
Not to mention, the fact she's probably relying on her near supernatural ability to get more than the rest of the party when it comes to treasure...
save your fears
for the day
when our pain is far behind
on your feet
come with me
we are soldiers stand or die
save your fears
take your place
save them for the judgement day
fast and free
follow me
time to make the sacrifice
we rise or fall
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2005-01-10, 01:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The Order Of The Stick: January
-your arbitrary rules, like "don't kill Elan."
LOL! ;D
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2005-01-10, 03:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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Their own reasons...
I'm back on my kick that OOTS is a reflection of an actual group of gamers playing a group of characters. (...but I recognize that what we have here is indeed a group of stick figures and speech/thought balloons drawn on a piece of paper that will do anything Rich or Keith tells them to...) (...while at the same time it conceivably could be a group of characters running an artist, depending on how firmly rooted in reality I happened to be at any particular time.)
In any case, IF there were an actual group of gamers, what happened today was the players running Haley and Belkar role-playing their character's natural reluctance to go on the side-trip, but looking for any reason whatsoever to justify their character's decision to go with. (Only NPCs need to roll 1s on a Sense Motive. Players can have their characters decide to ignore whatever they want.) Hey, given a choice as a player between going on a questionable side-quest or sitting off to the side and playing "Pirates" for six hours, I'd find a reason to go gaming any time.
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2005-01-10, 03:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Right on, GypsyThorn. Hmmmm.... I wonder if Haley and Belkar will ever "realize" what it is their players did to them?
Now if you don\'t mind, I am somewhat preoccupied telling the laws of physics to shut up and sit down.
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2005-01-10, 04:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The Order Of The Stick: January
Roy probably needed that natural 20 to beat Haley's Sense Motive. Most of you people don't seem to realize that Haley didn't need to roll a 1, Roy got a 20, as long as Haley didn't get a 20 as well Roy automatically wins.
"Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight everything with fire." - Jaya Ballard, Task Mage
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved with a suitable application of high explosives.
"Time to throw the dice." - Mat Cauthon, Wheel of Time
"Nothing good can ever come from staying with normal people."
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2005-01-10, 05:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The Order Of The Stick: January
No, if Haley has any Sense Motive Ranks and any charisma modifier she probably beats Roy.
Skills do not automatically succeed on a natural roll of 20.
Additionally (from the SRD):
Opposed Checks
An opposed check is a check whose success or failure is determined by comparing the check result to another character’s check result. In an opposed check, the higher result succeeds, while the lower result fails. In case of a tie, the higher skill modifier wins. If these scores are the same, roll again to break the tie.
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2005-01-10, 05:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The Order Of The Stick: January
Haley didn't need to have rolled a 1 to have failed her Sense Motive, though it wouldn't have hurt. If Roy got a natural 20 with no ranks, and no Cha modifier (he seems like a good candidate for a 10 Cha if I've ever seen one), his score is 20. Assuming Haley is a 10th-level character (which is also reasonable, since the party is originally listed as being 7-9th level, and she's gained at least two levels in the course of the comic) then the most ranks she could have in Sense Motive is 13 (her level, 10, +3 for a class skill). If she has Skill Focus (Sense Motive) and Investigator (I think that's the one that gives you a +2 to Sense Motive, though I could be wrong), that's an additional +5, but I can't imagine Haley would spend her feats on a skill she uses that infrequently. Assuming a Wis bonus of +1 or +2, which again seems reasonable given her behavior (I imagine any stats she had +3 or +4 on would have been put into Dex or Cha, and very few characters have more than two stats with bonuses of +3 or higher), her Sense Motive check is probably between 13-17 at the most.
Thus, a roll of 1, 2 or 3 would likely have failed to beat Roy's 20, and while such a roll isn't enormously likely (three out of twenty, maybe a more mathematically inclined person could give us an actual statistical value for that) there's still a moderately decent chance that Roy could have beaten Haley with his bluff purely mathematically, and no other motivation was involved.
So, in short, I've made a bunch of completley unsupported assumptions and spent waaaaay too much time over-analyzing a statement meant to be taken as a joke, and not seriously, in the first place.
Do I love this strip, or what?
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2005-01-10, 05:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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Hm, I'd think she has a +0 in Wis, as you need all other attributes more (ok, maybe on same level as ST). And I suppose she has a level of 10 at max, so I'd assume an 8 or 9, which puts her Sense Motive to 11-12.
Otoh, the "world" they are in could have just houseruled in critical Successess in Skill checks...
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2005-01-10, 05:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Who woulda thunk that Roy would ever tell Elan not to be reasonable? ;D
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2005-01-10, 06:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Yeah, Elan's reasonability seems to have kind of an on/off switch; see strip #50: "Aw, those stories don't match up at all!" *Smack*
Maybe all the switch needs is a swift smack upside the head. Boy, Roy would love it if that were true, eh? "Crap! Need smart Elan!" *Smack* "Crap! Smart Elan is going to expose my flimsy deception!" *Smack* "Okay, this one is just for fun." *Smack*
Also: Haley seems to have a slightly better-than-average Wis, by my standard; she saw through the Linear Guild pretty quick (though that may have been pure Sense Motive, I guess) and she seems a hell of a lot more aware of herself and her surroundings than most of her compatriots. Of course, I guess that could just mean she's got 10 and everyone else (Durkon excepted) has below-average (though I could point out that Belkar was able to cast Cure Serious Wounds, a 3rd-level spell, after an Owl's Wisdom, putting his Wis no lower than 9, at least under 3.5 rules).
Did I say I'd spent too much time over-analyzing before? NOW I've spent too much time over-analyzing. And I'll do it again, mark my words.
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2005-01-10, 10:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The Order Of The Stick: January
No Haley suceeded her roll. But is going along with it, because A) she will be there for more looting, B) she can stay with Elan.
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2005-01-11, 06:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The Order Of The Stick: January
B?
Are you suggesting a romance? ;)
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2005-01-11, 06:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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No, I think he's flat-out accusing one of existing.
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2005-01-11, 07:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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Originally Posted by Shirwill Jack
Well, duh !!! ::)
Just think what she did for Elan, she stole the cure potion from Belkar, she give him that rapier when his got broken and she didn't make him pay for either of them..
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2005-01-11, 07:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The Order Of The Stick: January
Good point. How could I have missed it? :-[
Perhaps I was too caught up with laughing at other OotS stuff.
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2005-01-11, 10:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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I'll bet there really are King Giants in guarding that starmetal. And yet, saying that will cause it not to happen, so the bet is off.
And after what happened a couple of comics ago, I'm surprised Haley was convinced so easily... perhaps she was indeed looking for an excuse to come along, after all, every bit of gold would help getting her father out, and in a forest filled with creatures... what would be the odds of not making any profit at all?"And men saw his sails coming up out of the sunset, dyed as with scarlet and gleaming with red and gold, and fear fell upon the dwellers by the coasts, and they fled far away."
-Akallabeth, The Silmarillion
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2005-01-11, 03:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The Order Of The Stick: January
Tru dat.
Don't kill Elan? Heh.
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2005-01-11, 03:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Belkar needs to grow wisdom, period.