Team Ready, Aim, Fire! XV - Jailbreak [game over]

[Vampiric]

In. I was going to be Red from Shawshank redemption, but Fin stole the role. So I'll be Hannibal Lector, *hfff-fff-ff-fff* Prisoners... oh wait, I ate one...

[Thanatos 51-50]

I'll be the Prisoner-Version of Sam Fisher (See Splinter Cell: Double Agent), which I guess means I can be either a prisoner or a guard, depending on where Lord Herman needs one.

[PirateMonk]

Random team.

[Fredricus]

I'm in!

If Vampiric is a prisoner... I must be on the guard side.

FBI profiler, who is a werewolf

[Kasz]

In!
I shall be on either team.
If prisoners I'm someone with lots and lots of hmm....lego!
If a guard I shall be a generic guard with a yo-yo!

[Mustiado]

As Freshmeat has not picked a side yet, I shall be a convict who used to play football but was imprisoned for betting on his own games, only to be offered a shot at freedom by playing a football game for the sake of the warden. Only instead of football, it'll be fisticuffs. And by fisticuffs, I mean death.

[Indurain]

I'm in, either side.

[purple gelatinous cube o' Doom]

Put me down as a guard...with a very high powered rifle in a corner watch tower overlooking the exercise yard.

[FoE]

I'll be "Icepick" the prisoner. Wanna guess how he got his name?

[Exachix]

I am a Prisoner! Prisoned for 20 years for a simple thievery!

It was a just a few apples!

[banjo1985]

I'm in!

I'll side with the prisoners, Big Jim Macguffin please!

Now where's that Mordokai guard guy

[Raeden]

I'm in on the guard's side as an automatic lasergun that shoots prisoners.

[Lord Herman]

^, would that be a brightly coloured laser gun?

The grudge between Doseki and Fin is now official. Neither of them has any points yet.

[Destro_Yersul]

Hey, everybody liked my idea! I feel special.

*sidesteps to avoid being shanked by Shadow*

I'll be on the team that Shadow isn't, of course, though I'd prefer guards. If I am a guard, I'll be the one with a sniper rifle who sits in his guard tower all day.

If I'm a prisoner I'll be a car thief who took one too many joyrides.

[The Bushranger]

In, as a Criminal.

[Diva De]

I'm in - as a prisoner.

Paris Hilton, to be exact - booked for indecent exposure.

[Ink]

Sign me up! Any team for me.

[Thanatos 51-50]

Hrm... I'm tempted...
What the hey?
Kasz? Fued? How 'bout it?

[Dallas-Dakota]

I challenge DoIhaveaname to a grudge!

Becouse... He doesnt like pancakes!

[Hoggy]

One-eyed Pirate Donkey prisnuh please!

[Hexed]

Can I be in as the prison cook? Or is the cook technically not a guard?

[Aemoh]

In. On either team.

[Diva De]

By the way, can I be added to the auto-notify list, please?

[easyname]

I'm joining as a prisoner. I want to be an evil ninja (With a marshmallow-on-a-stick as a weapon)

[Castaras]

Ooo! Say I'm in for life for:

1. Horrific treatment of pie
2. Doing unspeakable deeds with pie
3. Creating pie
4. Having a name beginning with C.
5. Being a half-drow
6. Being a hardened criminal who has escaped multiple times
7. Shooting the narrator one too many times
8. Attempting to steal Fleeing Coward's Sepukku trophy
9. Punching a clown
10. Making lists of 10

[Dallas-Dakota]

dallas-dakota - Cookie stealing bank robber

No, you've got that wrong.
I didnt steal cookies.
I stole several million from a bank to BUY milk and cookies! and then eat them!

[Yeril]

Ooo! Say I'm in for life for:

1. Horrific treatment of pie
2. Doing unspeakable deeds with pie
3. Creating pie
4. Having a name beginning with C.
5. Being a half-drow
6. Being a hardened criminal who has escaped multiple times
7. Shooting the narrator one too many times
8. Attempting to steal Fleeing Coward's Sepukku trophy
9. Punching a clown
10. Making lists of 10

You Monster

[Krursk]

In as a very lost Guardsman from two rounds ago on the Guard's side

[Lord Herman]

You Monster

Not at all. Clowns are evil!

[Mordokai]

I'm guessing It had something to do with the evil appearance of clowns?