North's Maple Syrup Flavored Non-Alliterative Random Banter #95 Eh?

[Cobra_Ikari]

That is seriously DISGUSTING.

haha.

my favoritest breakfast food is mashed banana oatmeal. It's...yeah, half a mashed banana, a quarter cup of oatmeal, and a tablespoon of water. Mix. Microwave. Yum.

We used rotting banana water balloons in a prank. That is what this reminded me of. *doesn't eat bananas* >.<

[Dragonrider]

We used rotting banana water balloons in a prank. That is what this reminded me of. *doesn't eat bananas* >.<

Yuck.

...and "banana" is a nickname of mine...
(it rhymes with my name)
(and no, my name isn't Anna or Hannah)
(HA HA)

[Cobra_Ikari]

Yuck.

...and "banana" is a nickname of mine...
(it rhymes with my name)
(and no, my name isn't Anna or Hannah)
(HA HA)

...Lana? Shanna? What? :P

Yes, it was yuck, but their purpose was to wreck the racist frat on campus, so...it was a good cause. *nods*

[Ranna]

Yuck.

...and "banana" is a nickname of mine...
(it rhymes with my name)
(and no, my name isn't Anna or Hannah)
(HA HA)

oh some1 i know always calls me banana too but my name aint anna or hannah - tho it does come close to anna and banana aparently rhymes with ranna?! ah well

[North]

Yuck.

...and "banana" is a nickname of mine...
(it rhymes with my name)
(and no, my name isn't Anna or Hannah)
(HA HA)

Joanna Banana?

[Jibar]

Mystic invocations
And different dimensions
Result in confrontations
With Cat-Muffins of dubious intentions.

You have been warned.

Someday, I hope to answer the phone as;
"Hello, Acme Detective Agency. If you're calling about Wally, we can't find him, we're afraid Mystery Inc is out at the vet, Batman is unavailable at this time, Rorsharch hasn't shown up for work in months, MacGuyver is currently locked in a stroreroom with a paperclip, lawn mower and three sheets of music trying to deactivate a nuclear device and please, please, if you're calling about Carmen SanDiego, we're got no idea where in the world she is.
Now, how may I help you?"

[Mordokai]

Can you tell your programming language inventor from your serial killer?

Check it out.

I got 8/10

[Trog]

Yuck.

...and "banana" is a nickname of mine...
(it rhymes with my name)
(and no, my name isn't Anna or Hannah)
(HA HA)

Roseanne Rosannadanna?

[InaVegt]

I got 9/10, Mordokai

[purple gelatinous cube o' Doom]

Okay, rant.

Unlike most folks, I've had a very good experience with Comcast and I signed up for one of those bundles where you get a better rate if you promise to keep it for two years.

You've got that one right. Here in Twin Cities, Since Comcast took over for Time Warner, they've raised cable prices, and taken away channels. They're also the only option for cable in the area, and we don't want a dish, so we're stuck with one of the worst customer friendly services there are. It's situations like this where I miss Antietam Cable.

I have two options that don't involve shoving a dish in my roof, which I don't want and won't give me phone/internet service anyway. One is Millenium, which only has speeds that Craptastic International Junk DSL Incorporated has surpassed years ago. The other is Verizon. Okay, this is fine. I'll look into their FiOS service, that has promise and is comparably priced with cable modem service.

The deciding factor in cable providers is who layed the cable. There's an agreement with all cable companies that whichever company installed the cables in the area, gets exclusive rights to that area. I've discovered that once in a blue moon, you get two companies that put down stuff in the same area, and you get a choice.

[Cobra_Ikari]

Mystic invocations
And different dimensions
Result in confrontations
With Cat-Muffins of dubious intentions.

You have been warned.

Someday, I hope to answer the phone as;
"Hello, Acme Detective Agency. If you're calling about Wally, we can't find him, we're afraid Mystery Inc is out at the vet, Batman is unavailable at this time, Rorsharch hasn't shown up for work in months, MacGuyver is currently locked in a stroreroom with a paperclip, lawn mower and three sheets of music trying to deactivate a nuclear device and please, please, if you're calling about Carmen SanDiego, we're got no idea where in the world she is.
Now, how may I help you?"

Poor, poor Rorschach. *hugs "face" sadly*

How does one go about forming such an agency?

[FoE]

Normally, the webcomic VideoGame Cats is full of rape jokes and senseless violence. But I found this strip in particular really cute, especially if you like Kirby:

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=255

I could identify about 30 of these references without looking at the legend. I think my favourite is No. 37, the 'Krug' Kirby, though the 'V' Kirby (No. 94) is pretty awesome, as is the Bowser Kirby (No. 4).

[Jibar]

Poor, poor Rorschach. *hugs "face" sadly*

How does one go about forming such an agency?

With rocks, hope and a bendy straw.

Anyone else miss Kenan and Kel?
I liked that show. It was a good show.

[Lyesmith]

It's on the edge of my thoughts. What happened in it agan?

[wadledo]

Normally, the webcomic VideoGame Cats is full of rape jokes and senseless violence. But I found this strip in particular really cute, especially if you like Kirby:

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=255

I could identify about 30 of these references without looking at the legend. I think my favourite is No. 37, the 'Krug' Kirby, though the 'V' Kirby (No. 94) is pretty awesome, as is the Bowser Kirby (No. 4).

Isn't #85 a bit redundant?

[Cobra_Ikari]

Normally, the webcomic VideoGame Cats is full of rape jokes and senseless violence. But I found this strip in particular really cute, especially if you like Kirby:

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=255

I could identify about 30 of these references without looking at the legend. I think my favourite is No. 37, the 'Krug' Kirby, though the 'V' Kirby (No. 94) is pretty awesome, as is the Bowser Kirby (No. 4).

I too, loved it. I got around 75, though. >.>

...I don't think that's something to be proud of. >.<

[North]

Normally, the webcomic VideoGame Cats is full of rape jokes and senseless violence. But I found this strip in particular really cute, especially if you like Kirby:

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=255

I could identify about 30 of these references without looking at the legend. I think my favourite is No. 37, the 'Krug' Kirby, though the 'V' Kirby (No. 94) is pretty awesome, as is the Bowser Kirby (No. 4).

Thats pretty cool actually. I do like VG cats old humor it worked and at least back then it updated mroe then once a month.

[bluewind95]

How do these threads grow so huge so fast?! Last I looked, this thread wasn't even MADE!

I mean, yeah, I wasn't here yesterday and only in the morning the day before, but still!

[zeratul]

Normally, the webcomic VideoGame Cats is full of hilarious rape jokes and awesomely senseless violence. But I found this strip in particular really cute, especially if you like Kirby:

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=255

Fixed that for ya .

VG cats is always fun though I prefer Control Alt Delete, and Order of the Stick

[Rockphed]

How do these threads grow so huge so fast?! Last I looked, this thread wasn't even MADE!

I mean, yeah, I wasn't here yesterday and only in the morning the day before, but still!

HAH! This is slow! Back in my day, we went through threads over a weekend! Why I once started one of these threads, logged off for the weekend, and posted on page 49 the next monday! Now Get OFFA MA LAWN!

Also, Kirby Rocks. Though there are no X-men in that list

[North]

HAH! This is slow! Back in my day, we went through threads over a weekend! Why I once started one of these threads, logged off for the weekend, and posted on page 49 the next monday! Now Get OFFA MA LAWN!

Also, Kirby Rocks. Though there are no X-men in that list

Well there was gonna be a Storm Kirby, but they thought it would be bad to how a character who would suck and blow.

[Dragonrider]

How do these threads grow so huge so fast?! Last I looked, this thread wasn't even MADE!

I mean, yeah, I wasn't here yesterday and only in the morning the day before, but still!

They tell me that we once went through an 18-hour RB...that was before I posted much....

^^ Oh, someone beat me to it, I guess

VG cats is always fun though I prefer Control Alt Delete, and Order of the Stick

That's right man! You better like OotS best!

[Cobra_Ikari]

That's right man! You better like OotS best!

I don't. Whatcha gonna do 'bout it, huh? Huh?

*attacks with fearsome hug-fu*

[wadledo]

I don't. Whatcha gonna do 'bout it, huh? Huh?

*attacks with fearsome hug-fu*

Burn the witch!
* pitch forks and torches can be found at the front desk *

[Rockphed]

Burn the witch!
* pitch forks and touches can be found at the front desk *

I personally prefer the Torchfork! It combines the pokeyness of a Pitchfork with the Burnination of a torch! At the low, low price of 2399, it is also quite affordable. Furthermore, I have 500 in stock for immediate distribution if you want to start a mob. Bulk Rates are available.

[Cobra_Ikari]

...

Oh, dear. This does not look good.

...*hides under a rock*...

[Shadow]

Asparagus is a really fun word.
It's just fun to say.

Asparagus.

Go ahead, try it. See if it doesn't make you feel all giggly inside.

Asparagus.

[Mordokai]

Asparagus.

Nope, sorry, doesn't work for me.

[wadledo]

Opossum is better.

[Cobra_Ikari]

Asparagus is a really fun word.
It's just fun to say.

Asparagus.

Go ahead, try it. See if it doesn't make you feel all giggly inside.

Asparagus.

Hmm. Guacamole always did that for me.

Especially with the pseudo-accent attatched. >.>