Werewolf II

[Cain2005]

I vote for Lucky as Mayor.

[smellie_hippie]

Arrrrrr... this vote be hangin' by a chad. I be re-castin' me ballot for Lucky. But some unlucky swabbie's gonna get the black mark o' death from me...

[Lucky]

Arr! I be up 5 to 1 against me tough opponent the Rod! It be a fierce battle!

[Flabbicus]

:o :o :o

I gave my life protecting you! And THIS is how you repay me?

Yarr. I mean, yes.

[Dragon_Rider]

Wow, I didn't even know that was Lucky. I just thought it was some guy who had the word lucky in their name.

Anyway, can't wait to start! This is gonna be alot of fun!

[Tussy the Druid]

Yargh mateys. Me vote be fore the Lucky one. Luck must be on our side for tis to be a lastin ordeal


Edit: Argh i claim the role of ye hippy townsfolk (refuses to wear clothes other than a loincloth :D)

[B-Man]

What the hey, all the cool kids are doing it!
Chalk another one up for Lucky.

[Lucky]

Wow, I didn't even know that was Lucky. I just thought it was some guy who had the word lucky in their name.

Anyway, can't wait to start! This is gonna be alot of fun!

... My sig was the same... AND I had leprechauns mentioned in my PT... That wasn't enough? :P

And "some guy" can just show up with 3000+ posts? :P

ARRRR!!! 7 to 1!!!

v Guess I'm Mayor! :D

[Korith]

READ THIS!!

Now that I have your attention;

The sun rises over the distant hills and shadows creep at their longest. The Rooster crows at the coming of dawn, yet something is not right.

Gathering in the town square, as is oft the procedure, you see a corpse lying in the dust - shredded and torn. Claw marks leave bloodied scars across the body and the face is somehow more pale then the norm.

Yes, lying before you is your loyal Scribe Korith. Dead as a branch burned to dust and then stomped on. There can be no doubt as to what caused this - the Werewolves have arrived in your town. Worse yet, they are among you.

A note is left amidst the remains: "This town...is ours"

Off in the distance, a wolf cries. An ironic beginning - Let the Lynching Begin!

(You have until 8:30PM EST on Thursday to render a verdict. At this time, the one with the most accusations will be hung at sunset. In the event of a tie, the first one to receive their final vote will receive the lynching. Good luck.)

[Gralamin]

NO KORTH!

Anyone have any reason to kill Korth here?

[Lucky]

Citizens of Tymanius!!! the small figure yells, standing on a large box. Do not panic!!! As your newly elected Mayor I can assure you that all werewolves WILL be caught and killed! We shall not let them take over our town! Now, is there anyone who thinks they know who did this?

[Flabbicus]

*Rilik the pirate smith hides his anti-tiefling club buttons.*

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Hmm... Quite the problem. I may have to stop reigning righteous genocide upon the humans of this village for a while....

I don't see why anyone would want to kill Korith. Afterall, he isn't exactly human. Perhaps the motivation was his scribery?

Indeed, it seems hardly worth any sort of effort to kill him. He didn't have many enemies... but then, who needs enemies to be slaughtered in righteous destruction? What would the motivation have been....?

[B-Man]

NO!! Why Korith?!

[Gralamin]

Well I belive that rules me out. I would often get his help scribing large theories of how the universe works.

[Tussy the Druid]

Uh dudes. This is natures way of renewing itself. We have obviously displeased the righteous gods. *druid hippy gets on knees and prays to a tree*

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

I don't know what kind of twigs you've been chewing, Tussy, but there is a logical explanation as to why those blasted wolves took Korith. And, by prcess of elimation, we shall find it is the simplest of reasons. Like, for instance, they didn't like his signature. Or he copied down some vital history that would have led to their downfall. Or he found the cure for Lycanthropy. Whgatever the reason, we can't just go hanging people until we find it. The game is afoot.

The Goblin strokes his chin thoughtfully, looking at the druid through narrowed eyes.

[smellie_hippie]

[pimply adolescent voice] It wasn't me! My parents may not have loved me, but Korith was always very nice to me! I didn't do it! [pimply adolescent voice]

[Gralamin]

Unfourtantly we have very little information if an at all. Currently it's all guessing, so I'll guess like this:

*Rolls a 40 sided die*

I accuse you, Major Geek for being the 22 on my 40 sided die.

*Gralamin Points at Major Geek* (see below)

[Tussy the Druid]

I don't know what kind of twigs you've been chewing, Tussy, but there is a logical explanation as to why those blasted wolves took Korith. And, by prcess of elimation, we shall find it is the simplest of reasons. Like, for instance, they didn't like his signature. Or he copied down some vital history that would have led to their downfall. Or he found the cure for Lycanthropy. Whgatever the reason, we can't just go hanging people until we find it. The game is afoot.

The Goblin strokes his chin thoughtfully, looking at the druid through narrowed eyes.

Uh dude. Maybe they're just literate wolves that were hungry? Maybe they're connecting with us!! Dude. Like my old master said, "Go with natures flow."

Oh and Gralamin man. Lets put the fingers down man. how would you like it if the shoe was on the other foot? Course i don't WEAR shoes. Hippylicious. Put down the finger, and let nature help us in this situation. *Puts ear against tree*

[The Valiant Turtle]

Aye, we shall all miss our good scribe Korith. I don't think he ever Stabbity Deathed me, but I've been downing lots of rum today so my memory may be failing me.

[Gralamin]

Okay, No more random chance. I say we Hang Tus there for being so annoying, And he seems to defend the wolves anyways.

*Gralamin Points at Tusserite*

[Dragon_Rider]

All the peasents realize that when they point at someone using red text enclosed in *'s that the decision is irreversable. They know that it would be a book-keeping nightmare if everyone was editing their "official" accusation. If they want to change their vote, they need to create a new post and put a line through their former accusation using the tags.

[Lucky]

Gralamin does have a point, that... thing... is defending the werewolves. Explain yourself sir.

[Gralamin]

Umm I'm keeping track of it right now Gnome. Leave it to me, I'll pm you the results whenever I have the chance.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Way too many twigs being chewed around here, Fullbadder snarls, whilst munching on a cinnamon stick. Nature is all well and good, but the last I spoke to nature was when I was drugged and staked in a forest as bait. Now what we should be doing is thinking about this like the clear brained imbeciles we clearly are. In fact, I have my suspicions already....

*points at Tussy*

[Dragon_Rider]

((Reposting so everyone can see:))

All the peasents realize that when they point at someone using red text enclosed in *'s that the decision is irreversable. They know that it would be a book-keeping nightmare if everyone was editing their "official" accusation. If they want to change their vote, they need to create a new post and put a line through their former accusation using the tags.

Current Count: 2 votes Tussy

[Bookman]

Well as far as I see it if you protect wolves you're probably a wolf.......albeit a dumb one

/me points at Tussy

[smellie_hippie]

[pimply adolescent voice] I see you there Destro Yersul! You can't try and hide in the back there! I remember you were always meaner than the rest of the bullies in town... I think there's a reason for that! [pimply adolescent voice]

*gives Destro the finger-point*

[Tussy the Druid]

Why is everyone so full of hate man? Embrace nature and everything will be fine!! *runs and gives everyone a hug*