Guess the Number! (Dead thread, find new one!)

[Bookman]

Bookman reads 15 pages while busting 10 moves

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

(welcome back Slartibartfast. I'll try to do that for you.)

*llama sneaks 5 tacks in Indurain's dance shoes then swears in 7 different languages when he realizes Indurain doesn't wear shoes.*

[thehothead]

I spend 10 minutes trying to think of something that I am capable of doing, then give up and screw up badly, 11 times.

[Indurain]

Indurain mocks the Llama for 7 minutes, and then get his contestant number (#16)

6,7,8 15,16,17

[Kyrian]

9 and 17

[wxdruid]

17 and 7

[Slartibartfast]

1d20=20 roll for... I did that one.

Allara +/- 1
Barnabas +/- 0
Bookman +/- 0
Gwen +/- 0
Indurain +/- 1
Kyrian +/- 0
LLama +/- 0
Lykan +/- 0
Swordster +/- 0

Masked LLama swears in 7 different langueges, all of which the audience understands!
Indurian has fun mocking the LLama, but doesn't do much.
Bookman reads and dances at the same time, and crashes into every avalible object in the area.
The crowd watches Barnabas, and he can hear whispering. "is that slobber on those cuts?" "ewwwwww!"
Bald Axe Dude really does what he said, and screws up badly 11 times, with watchers on the first 3 only.
Kyrian and Rain have boring vanilla flavored no-text plans, and eat this disgusting ice-cream in peace.

[Kyrian]

I stab Slartibartfast 9 times with Revolter, and 17 times with Crusader, because I'm still tired from my entire day trip to Holiday World.

[Bookman]

I do hustle 18 times and Twist 4 times

[Waka]

Destruction (Barnabas) steps onto the dance floor, and shakes his groove thing with the skill of John Travolta from 1970.

That's 19 and 7.

[Indurain]

Indurain cracks his winks at 16 girls in the audience and blows kisses to 7 of them.

6,7,8,15,16,17

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*llama hops on the stage and performs the "happy ungulate dance" made famous by Orson from an old episode of Garfield and Friends. *

it involves him wagging his tail for a ful 4 minutes and tapping his hooves 13 times. It also involves him balancing on his head, but that's a number for a different round.

4. 13

[Alarra]

Hey I'm back!

4 and 12
3, 4, 5, 11, 12, 13

[wxdruid]

17 and 7 again

[Slartibartfast]

Very angry at self for missing again! Okay, to make sure I don't serw up again, I'll now be updating at any time between 7:00-9:00. see you all tonight.

Slartibartfast

[Slartibartfast]

1d20=15

Alarra +/- 1
Barnabas +/- 0
Bookman +/- 0
Gwen +/- 0
Indurain +/- 2
Kyrian +/- 0
LLama +/- 0
Lykan +/- 0
Swordster +/- 0

Kyrian completely fails as Slartibartfast is on the other side of the the stage. but he was just right next to you... Some of the girls sigh, and others faint at Indurian's attention. how genaric. maube Indurian should dance instead. Alarra rushes back and expertly trips onto the stage and slides under the LLama's legs, who promtly steos on her and stumbles off to the side aimlessly. Bookman starts out doing the twist succesfully. the he des the hustle. note: partner required. he missed the note... and the stage. *wham!*
wdruid would have done great if a certain LLama hadn't crashed into her. Gee, Alarra! you messed up half the competetors! Will they recover from her bumbling? Find out next time on Guess the Number! ((i've been thinking it over. the reson my posts here are so bizzare is probably because I have no better way to spend my time. although maybe more proper ways, by rights i should be having a shower right now.))

[Kyrian]

Kyrian attempts the 9 and 17 stabs again.

[Bookman]

Bookman sees 14 stars from his head hitting the stage and then hits on what he perceives as 8 girls (actually a 4 since I'm seeing double ;) )

4, 14

[Waka]

Barnabas does a 12 minute dance routine, but trips up 6 times.

[Indurain]

Realising that he's been stalling for at least 18 minutes, Indurain gets out onto the dance floor, but still only poses for the ladies for another 7 minutes.

5,6,7,8,9 16,17,18,19,20

[Alarra]

Alarra takes 8 minutes to get up after she fell, but once does starts an impressive 16 minute dance.

7, 8, 9, 15, 16, 17

[Lykan]

Bookman sees 14 stars from his head hitting the stage and then hits on what he perceives as 8 girls (actually a 4 since I'm seeing double ;) )

4, 14

Number thief...

4 and 14...

[wxdruid]

17 and 7

[Slartibartfast]

1d20=2

Alarra +/- 1
Barnabas +/- 0
Bookman +/- 0
Gwen +/- 0
Indurain +/- 2
Kyrian +/- 0
LLama +/- 0
Lykan +/- 0
Swordster +/- 0

Bookman hits on one of the double images. attempting to lean on her, he promptly falls to the floor. again. Barnabas trips into a posing Indurian. Lykan Glares at Bookman and walks right into poor Alarra, completely ruining the landing on her triple piroette double backflip combo move. they land in a heap on Indurian, and EVERYONE falls on top of Bookman. [glow=brown,2,300]*THUD!*[/glow]
Will anyone get back on the stage? find out next time on Guess the Number,We All Fall Down!

[Waka]

Barnabas must take 12 seconds to resist the urge to vomit as he ended up very close to Indurain. Once back on the floor, his tail begins to wag at 4 km/h.

[Bookman]

Pushing 8 of them off Bookman taps his foot 13 times

[Alarra]

Alarra pushes Lykan 8 times to get him off her, and them falls down all 12 stairs getting off the stage.

7, 8, 9, 11, 12, 13

[Indurain]

Indurain counts his bruises (9) before he glares menacingly at the Llama for 16 minutes.

7,8,9,10,11 14,15,16,17,18

[Kyrian]

I refuse to stop trying 9 times, followed by another 17

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

llama sticks his 1 tongue out at Indurain, then hops on the now empty stage and dances for 15 minutes....at least he attempts to.