The Plotless Adventure.

[Szilard]

((I already made a Darth Vader Quote...))
The Axe hits, but how in hell does it deal 1d20 damage?
Magic Missle at Vulp. damage - (1d4+1)[3] Sorry about the mess. -Han Solo.
((Can I use Open/Close on his heart?))

[Mee]

((Ummm, major buffing?

Hmm, looking at this, it looks like you could try, seeing as his heart weighs less then thirty pounds, but a Will will still negate it.))

[Szilard]

((I'm gonna have to check my DC...))

[Mee]

((Okay, go ahead, character sheets are on the first page.))

[Szilard]

((I'll try to close his heart and stop the blood flow I guess, It'll probably fail...))
This is where the fun begins.((Another Star Wars quote.))
((And I think my DC's 13...It is.))
((Wait, I could close his throat and use it like force choke!))
((Or I could use prestigisation...))
Close!on his throat, It should start suffication, maybe.

[Tacitus]

((A heart or a larynx are not like doors, boxes, or chests at all. The spell cannot target him in that way. Now stop trying to PvP or I'll have to end you both.))

[Mee]

((Shhh! Not the point.

Anyway, yes, please try to stop them. They're both at 1 HP.

Also: PvP is fine, but you do need a reason.))

[Mee]

((Um, bump?
I think I can bump it, seeing as it's been over 24 hours, and no one has posted.
Or is it 48 hours?))

[FireFox]

((Whoops, I mistyped that, sorry... Also: How do you have 11 HP?? you start with 4 from your class + 3 from toughness + 1 from Con bonus = 3 unaccounted for HP...))

Vulp staggers back and then slashes out again. "In competitive behavior someone always loses." ((John Nash, A beautiful mind))
Axe: (1d20)[8] +3
Damage: (1d10)[7] +3

[Tacitus]

((He has a toad familiar))

Kilian steps up behind the mage and sets his crossbow to the back of his skull, "Dodge this," and fires while speaking.[/Trinity]

Attack: (1d20+2)[21]
Damage: (1d8)[4]

[Tacitus]

Crit confirmation: (1d20+2)[10]
Damage: (1d8)[8]

[FireFox]

((So he's dead? Drat...))

[Tacitus]

((You're next XP))

[Mee]

((Gaa! Okay, so, kobold is toast?
Do you want a new character, Szilard?

Plus, you guys just killed a CR 1 creature, so you all get 100 XP. ))

[Tacitus]

Kilian takes his mace and performs a coup de grace on the kobold, crushing his skull to bits. His eye twitches, "Can we start working together now? Its MUCH LESS DEADLY!"

[Mee]

Another note:

Oooo, nasty.
Yes, please work together, it's much better.

[Szilard]

Heheheh... my plan is coming to a close... Oh right... dead...

xx

Technically, I'm only at -7 hp...though bashing my skull would have finished me off.

[Mee]

Note, that you can ignore if you want:

Hey! No talking, you!! You're dead, D-E-D, dead!

[FireFox]

Vulpastrum winces. "I was just trying to defend myself..." He then prays for health.
Cure Light Wounds: (1d8+2)[8]

[Szilard]

((I'm gonna look up Coupe de grace...))

[Mee]

((Okay, good idea.
I'll just wait here.))

[Szilard]

((Right, I looked that up like two hours ago, I'm dead.))
Heheheh...

[Mee]

((Okay. PM time.))

[FireFox]

Vulp looks around for a hint as to what next.
Spot: (1d20)[17] +5...

[Mee]

Um, stairway down?
Remember?
Or did I forget to mention it?
If so, I'm sorry, but there's a stairwell in the wall.
Leading down.
EDIT: And, since you got a 22, you find a bag of something in the corner.
EDIT EDIT: Serow and Akivara, if you guys don't post I'm going to open up the recruiting thread again.
Zimma had to quit, so I'm not worried about her.
But you two.
Or should this be a one to two man team exploring?
I'm not trying to kick you guys out, but please post!

[FireFox]

Vulp looks in the bag.

((Who took the sword? Vulp doesn't want nor need it...))

[Mee]

It's full of stuff that clinks.
((I dunno, keep it, then sell it in town.))
EDIT: Bored.
Monster.
Roll initiative.

[FireFox]

Initiative: (1d20)[15] +2...

[Mee]

Monster (Troglodyte) initiative: (1d20)[4] -1
Okay, you win.

[FireFox]

Vulpastrum growls and attacks it.
Axe: (1d20+3)[5]
Damage: (1d10)[8] +3