The Plotless Adventure.

[FireFox]

It's not dark? Thanks for saying that. Where's the light coming from?

[Zimmia]

Illissa ignores the note and continues to draw, hunching over slightly to try and avoid being overseen.

[Mee]

I dunno where the light is coming from, it just, is.

Another note:

Please don't ignore me.

[FireFox]

Vulpastrum summouns a Celestial monkey. It heads for the door.

[Mee]

Okay, tell me how you just did that, or it goes bye bye.

[FireFox]

Summon Monster I

[Mee]

But how did you get a celestial monkey out of that?

[FireFox]

Umm...
Any more complaints?

[Mee]

Nope, sorry, I've just never had a player that summoned a monkey before.

[FireFox]

The monkey walks through the door and Vulpastrum readies his crossbow.

[Mee]

Oh, look, it set off a trap.
Okay, monkey, *Roll roll roll* fails it's save, and eats (5d6)[14] points of electricity pain.

[FireFox]

spot check to observe the trap: (1d20)[19] +5...

[Mee]

It zapped him.
What else do you need to know?

[FireFox]

...Okay, so you edited it...

[Mee]

Yeah, I also edited it, before I saw that you were watching.
Sorry.

[FireFox]

I presume the monkey is dead, huh...

[Mee]

Yup.
But it set off the trap for you.

[Zimmia]

((Ya know, I think that I might have had enough of this now. Plotless is one thing, pointless is another. Chainsaws and 5d6 electricity traps? Ya' don't survive that stuff at lvl1)).

Illissa curls up in a little ball and goes to sleep.

[Mee]

Well, the chainsaw was from a CR 2 monster, that when the bunny died, stopped.

And the trap was just to kill the monkey.

I also promise that after this, I'll stick to the MM, and do easier traps.

[FireFox]

((Yeah, the traps are a bit too much...))
Boredom search check: [roll]1d20[/roll] -2...

[Mee]

Okay, with the search ((Which didn't take by the way)) you find a loose rock.

[Zimmia]

Illissa wakes from her nap with a yawn. "So what'd I miss?"

[FireFox]

Vulpastrum picks up the rock and tosses it through the doorway.

[Szilard]

[Mee]

Okay,
Rock: You hear an "OH NO!!! AN ADVENTURER!!! Wait, no, a rock."
Note:

You didn't miss much. But now that you're all here, I just want to say, I'm sorry for the evil bunny and that nasty trap, I'll try not to do it again. If I do, remind me.
Please.

[FireFox]

... "I say we charge..." Vulpastrum whispered.

[Tacitus]

Kilian

Taking out a small mirror Kilian moves up to the door and uses it to look around inside without actually going in.

Spot: (1d20+4)[20]

[Mee]

Well, you see a makeshift barricade, made by uplifting a table. With something behind it.
The rest of the room seems dull.

[FireFox]

"What do you see?" Vulp whispered.

[Tacitus]

Kilian

He ponders for a moment, "Seems as though Captain Triggerhappy alerted them to our presence and they now have a barrier erected to shield themselves from ranged attacks. If we charge in we will likely be unable to make a direct assault due to the obstacles."