Dr. Bath's Random Banter, dripping with daring deeds of dastardly deipnosophists #99

[Oregano]

It's strange in the summer, it was cold earlier(made colder by the rain) but now it's hotter or maybe I can just feel it more because it's dark.

[Player_Zero]

OBJECTION!!!

Objection.

*Waves finger at.*
*Evil grin*

[Phase]

Gah! New thread!

This is what I get for taking a personal day.

[DraPrime]

Gah! New thread!

This is what I get for taking a personal day.

Indeed. I left for a few hours, and suddenly Dr. Bath has his own new random banter thread!

[Volug]

Objection.

*Waves finger at.*
*Evil grin*

OBEJCITON!

[Thufir]

No. Just no. I'm sorry Masato, but if you persist in this attitude, we shall have to revoke your internet licence.

[DraPrime]

OBEJCITON!

OVERRULED!!!!

[Volug]

Will obscure internet fad refrances help....? So I can keep my license?

If that's the case, I need to use OBJECTION again...


OBJECTION!

[Nychta]

I welcome this definite proof that Dr. Bath is back.

[DraPrime]

Will obscure internet fad refrances help....? So I can keep my license?

If that's the case, I need to use OBJECTION again...


OBJECTION!

SUSTAINED!

*bangs gavel*

[zeratul]

Man, gavel must be a skank. I mean how many times have we heard the words *bangs gavel* uttered?

[Volug]

That a good thing?

Then WEEGEE approves as well.

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[DraPrime]

Man, gavel must be a skank. I mean how many times have we heard the words *bangs gavel* uttered?

What? But she said that she had changed! That she wouldn't let any judge go around banging her up against his podium!

[Phase]

What? But she said that she had changed! That she wouldn't let any judge go around banging her up against his podium!

That's what she said!

[DraPrime]

That's what she said!

Yes, yes it is.

[Mauve Shirt]

Yes, yes it is.

I was there, dude.

[Volug]

Something tells me I shouldn't respond right now...

Owait...

[SoD]

I've always wanted to be in a big court case, just so that I could yell "OBJECTION!" and have the judge say ''Overrulled." in a gravely voice.

[Eldritch Knight]

I'm slightly annoyed, considering that I had previously called dibs on #99 back around #45 or so. Not sure exactly when, but it really doesn't matter too much now... Meh, have fun everyone.

[Skippy]

Wow, a new thread already!!!

You know what's a good part of working at a Blockbuster? I get to watch series all afternoon, and they pay me for it.

[Rawhide]

I came to this thread for an important announcement, and look what I discover.

Please everyone, Random Banter is NOT a Random Spam thread. It is for conversation that doesn't quite fit anywhere else. Please, please give your posts more genuine content and cut back on the spam.

P.S. Conversations held using an "Objection" script would fall under the excessive formatting rule.

[Zeb The Troll]

BAH! Okay, Alarra and I bought a really nice new refrigerator from BestBuy this weekend. We were really jazzed about it becuase it's exactly what we'd been looking for and we got it for $900 dollars off simply because it was a floor model. Bonus!

Only, when they tried to deliver it today the delivery guys noticed that the power cord was broken. One of the three prongs was broken off so we wouldn't be able to plug it in once inside. Thankfully, at least, they noticed it before they even got it off the truck instead of when it was in the house ready to be plugged in.

Normally this wouldn't be a big deal except that we don't have many days being home in the next week and half for them to take it back, get it fixed, and get it back to us. We're leaving in a few hours to head to the TN meetup, coming back Monday evening. We'll be home Tuesday, which is when the water line is scheduled to have been hooked up. And then we leave to go get married early on Wednesday morning and won't be back until next Monday night.

I'm hoping to hell they can get it delivered first thing next Tuesday so that we can keep our water line installation appointment. We'll have to see. I called the service department and told him the deal about only having one delivery/installation day available next week and he said he'd see what he could do to work it out and then call me while I'm on the road today.

[Amotis]

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[Skippy]

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"Excuse me, sir. Is your refrigerator running?"

[SoD]

"Excuse me, sir. Is your refrigerator running?"

No offense, but that was so obvious I didn't touch it. And yes, I saw that picture about half an hour ago.

[Skippy]

I know, it was classic. You've discovered my secret identity...

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[Zeb The Troll]

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Have I mentioned recently how much I hate that photobucket/imageshack/et cetera are blocked at work and I can't view most of the images people post?

[SoD]

And what did I think to myself just before opening the spoiler? I bet it's a Captain Obvious thing.

Good too see my guessing skills are as lucky as ever.

[Zakama]

Will obscure internet fad refrances help....? So I can keep my license?

If that's the case, I need to use OBJECTION again...


OBJECTION!

Wow, Mas. That was pretty BA.

[Amotis]

Sorry Zeb, I keep forgetting that.

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