Team Ready, Aim, Fire! XVII - Diablo

[Lord Herman]

Okay, Banjo and Zar Peter have 2 buddy points. Atreyu and dallas-dakota are still first for the Bestest Friends medal, because they have more green medal points.

Also:

Registration is now closed!

I will be assigning people to teams now, and the introduction of the story will be up soon.


You can, of course, still challenge people for grudges or make buddies, but you won't be ranked until the end of this game.

[Dallas-Dakota]

*post between registration closed and actual start of round*
Yay!
*looks forward to game*

Let the epic sillyness begin!
*offers Llama a cookie*

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*munches happily* Woo hoo. We're winning! So...ummm....who should I shoot?? How about Indurain? He doesn't wear clothes, so he can't have armour. Ooooh, maybe El Jaspero.

Tell you what, my friend, you shoot Indurain and I'll shoot El Jaspero.

[Dallas-Dakota]

*the llama suddenly begins to flash all the colors of the rainbow*

Woops. Sorry, I ment that one to be for baddies and such.
Should stop soon...

Maybe we should whisper, so they can´t hear us and take precautions against our moves?

[Lord Herman]

"The skies shall rain fire, and the sea shall become as blood! The righteous shall fall before the wicked, and all of creation shall tremble before the burning standards of hell!" "Sounds nice," says Fin. "When will you be back?" "In a few weeks," says Mephisto, the lord of hatred. "Keep an eye on the place for us, will you?" "Sure," says Fin, waving at Diablo, Mephisto and Baal as they pass through the portal to hell. He's just about to close the gate as Baal sticks his head through. "Good luck, little brother. And remember, you're a prime evil! Let the world fear Fin, lord of mild inconveniences! Oh, and don't forget to feed my minions."

"Well," says Fin as he looks around the Durance of Hate, his older brother's lair. "I guess I should go and do some evil stuff, then. Maybe I'll make someone's bathroom door get stuck or something."

Meanwhile, thousands of leagues away, a band of noble heroes gather in a small encampment. A cloaked and hooded woman tells them of the evil that lurks nearby. "There is a place of great..." "andy run?" says a hero called Raiser B1ade. "k," says bayar, a sorceress. "I said, there is a place..." "tp plz," says a mighty barbarian of the north called pingcode20. "i make tp," says Raiser B1ade. "Are you even listening to me?" asks Akara. "thx," says pingcode20, who steps into the swirling blue portal that just appeared in the camp.

Akara sighs. "And off they go," she says, "and who do they look to to mend their wounds when they come back all beat up? Oh yes, that would be me. But do they ever listen to what I have to say? Oooooh no, they just get their quest reward, and off they go again. I've got just about enough of these..." "Excuse me," says a huge minotaur-like creature. "I was wondering if..." "Alright, that does it! I'm leaving! First they ignore me, and then they let the monsters just wander into the camp? What kind of heroes are these people?" As Akara packs her things, the Tauren warrior scratches his head. "What did I say?"

[Lord Herman]

Players

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Heroes of Sanctuary
Atreyu
Balford
bayar - Tri-elemental sorceress
dallas-dakota - Lvl 89 lite javazon
Destro Yersul - Necromancer (summoner/blaster)
evnafets
Haruki-kun
Indurain
Mordokai - DnD geek
Mustiado - Hurricane druid
pingcode20 - Jumping axe-barbarian, leaping from tree to tree!
radikalskippy
Raeden - Noobguy who thinks he is playing WoW
Raiser B1ade
someonenonotyou
Stu42 - Tauren who got kicked out of WoW
thanatos5150 - Frost-enhanced crossbow wielding DPS machine
The Bushranger
Thes Hunter - Beefy Rogue
Vampiric - Level 1 sorceror
xNadia

Forces of Hell
banjo1985 - Little Nicky
Beholder1995
Calamity
Catseye2121
Draken
EagleWiz - Bob the Fighter (level 1)
Fin - Lord of Mild Inconveniences
Fleeing Coward - Shael Thullem, lvl 93 trapsassin
Fredricus - Noble possessed by devilish wolf spirit
Freshmeat - Generic skeletal mage that drops epic loot
Frigs
Griever - Level 57 fallen hammerdin
hap hazard
huyneo - Steve the Merchant
Kantur - Reanimated Horde
Lord Fullbladder - Damned bounty hunter
Mad Wizard
PirateMonk
Shadow - Immortal Playgrounder
St.Sinner
Zar Peter

The game has started! Please PM me your actions before or on Thursday. I write the story in the evening (GMT +2).

edit: I've updated my site with a buddy list, as well as the current standings of the orange medal (and the resulting shift in the overall medals).

[Dallas-Dakota]

I missed myself in the first post! But then again, I wouldn´t do such a silly thing as Andy runs...

[Fleeing Coward]

Chicken and werewolf duo sounds good. Friends?

Sounds good, just try to remember that I'm not food next time you're hungry

[Fredricus]

Don't worry, most things taste like chicken.

[Lord Herman]

Okay, your buddy-ness is confirmed. You won't be ranked until the end of this game, but you'll be first for the orange medal with a huge lead. Together, you have managed to survive 14 rounds - that's 12 more than the runners-up.

[Fredricus]

Well, we've been here from the start. All 16 games and this is the 17th.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Gah, why did you have to do that?

[Lord Herman]

I have removed Baboon Army and DarkLightDragon from the auto-notify list, because they haven't signed up in over three games.

[Raeden]

I bet 17 copper on Fleeing Coward shooting himself again :(

[Lord Herman]

Sorry, there will be no betting this game, unless someone is prepared to manage it for me.

[Vampiric]

Oh. That was unexpected.

Yes, of course. I'll just have to read the rules what that mean to me.

Edit: It means I'm on team evil, I think... but I must warn you, Banjo, look at my lead cup

*sobs*

Raiser B1ade, fancy buddying up?

Aw crap... and I thought I could read...

Zar Peter?

Ah well, I'll just have to team up with someone else.

Calamity, will you go to the prom with me be my buddy?

[Calamity]

*sobs*





Ah well, I'll just have to team up with someone else.

Calamity, will you go to the prom with me be my buddy?

Yes. Oh wait, you mean the buddy part?
Go on then.

[Lord Herman]

Calamity and Vampiric have 3 buddy points so far, which puts them in second place for the orange medal.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Noooo.

We were buddies earlier!

*sobs and takes comfort with Llama*

[Zar Peter]

*sobs*





Ah well, I'll just have to team up with someone else.

Calamity, will you go to the prom with me be my buddy?

Sorry, didn't read the whole thread.

[Lord Herman]

Noooo.

We were buddies earlier!

*sobs and takes comfort with Llama*

Well, you will still have your bestest friends medal until the end of this game. And who knows? Maybe you'll earn some more points this game. I think you need only one to beat Calamity and Vampiric (your green medal scores are pretty good).

[Vampiric]

[Dallas-Dakota]

Yay and!

*checks site*

I´m 8th? Yay!

[Mad Wizard]

Aah, crap, I forgot to specify that I wanted to be on the opposite team as Huyneo. I'm assuming there's no way to change it now?

[Lord Herman]

No, sorry. Once the game has started, I can't put you on another team.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Just wondering, when will the next round start(This day end)?

[Shadow]

Just wondering, when will the next round start(This day end)?

Hermie said, on this page:

The game has started! Please PM me your actions before or on Thursday. I write the story in the evening (GMT +2).

So sometime tomorrow, probably.

[Lord Herman]

Yes, this round will end sometime tonight. I'm not setting exact deadlines anymore, because they often meant I couldn't start writing when I had the time and I didn't have time when I finally could.

[Zar Peter]

I usually write without any warning before time is up and when it's end time I post it. The one or two actions that come in in this time are easily to work into the post.

[Lord Herman]

I am strict with late actions, though. When I've posted that I am writing the story, I don't accept any new actions from anyone - not even Atreyu. I have to be impartial, and such rules help me with that.