Kobold campaign

[Shademan]

"see, this kid is smart! 10PERCENT MORE EFFICIENT! that more than i can aboot most youths!"

[crazedloon]

And yet he is still late for an important meeting. A trap is of no use if it is sprung to late. Learn to be on time young one and your abilities will not go unnoticed. Quickly put on a disguise and let us get on the road.

[Pandaren]

Zynne

Zynne heads for the exit, still semi-talking "We should just go... Walking's fine."

[Shademan]

i'd like to take 20 on my disguise as dwarf check.

"its all in the beard..."

[Darkantra]

Kwehk

Kwehk caughs a few times before talking in a stream of gnomish.

"Nothing like a gnomish voice to fool a gnome, eh? In fact, I've got an idea for a spell that'll be quite useful..."

Back in Draconic Kwehk turns to the All-Watcher and bows slightly before leaving the cave.

"I shall personally make sure that this gnome feels every moment of his death," he winks evily at Droggon before continuing, "I don't mean you, of course."

[Shademan]

Droggom leans over to Kruak and whispers "dont look now kid, but i think he is hitting on me."

[Darkantra]

Kwehk

"Well, you can never tell the sex of dwarves since their women have beards, so you'd better get used to it. I hear that humans love a nice bearded lady."

Bluff - (1d20+3)[13]

[Shademan]

"hah! you've HEARD. ive EXPERIENCED. do i have to remind you that i lived with humans for several years and traveled trough their lands for more!? oooh i could tell you a thing or two about human women..."

[Darkantra]

Kwehk

While they're walking out of the All-Watcher's cave Kwehk wrinkles his snout at the thought of human women.

"I just never understood how their race has survived for so long, they just seem like a massive bunch of idiots to me."

[Shademan]

"i can assure you...they are." Droggom sayswith a pained expression.

[crazedloon]

Thurgix leaves with the rest shaking his head. He mutters to himself

Stupid all watchers to much power for undeserving wyrmlings.

Overhearing the others Thurgix snorts to himself.

The reason humans have survived this long is because unlike us they are flexible. They do not brand their children at birth with social positions like we do. Humph interesting concept at least.

[Shademan]

" then again, humans have a tendency to run themselves down cliffs." Droggom sighs. "can we get a move on. all this socializing makes me tired..."

[Pandaren]

Zynne hears but decides to ignore the pompous Thurgix, he makes sure his weapons are strapped on right, only his two spears outside of the cloak. He walks off, finding his way out of the mines. He waits right outside for the others.

[SoD]

Sarach

"No positions at birth? And they build great shrines to their gods, I hear. But not to the rightful rulers of this world...it suprises me that they are still of this world."

[Vavaara]

Zara

Zara hefted her pack, adjusting it to take into account her new cloak. "We best be going, everyone. Don't wanna get caught out in the open after first light." Turning to the elders, she said "Are we being given transportation or shall we walk, All-Watcher?"

[AgentPaper]

"Were walking, zara. Pay attention. It's only a few hours walk, it turns out."

[Bayar]

Although the sun was shining in the sky, you were determined to make the journey to Nacela. As you crossed through the forest, you found yourselves on the main road towards your destination. During the couple of hours spent walking, you hardly see anyone else on the road (only about 3 merchant carts, 2 going the other way you are going, and one that was pulled off the road). As sunlight starts fading, you arrive at the gates of the town. There is one guard with a halebard standing on one side of the gate.

You shouldn't be out at night, little travelers. We had some problems with wolfs lately so travels during the night are usually dangerous. Welcome to Nacela !

As you go past the gate, you can see torches and lamps glowing in front of houses. There are still people out on the streets, mostly humans, either talking about the day that has passed, either enjoying an evening meal in front of a roast chicken stand.

[SoD]

Sarach

"I'm going to head off, try and find somewhere to grab a scroll. Anyone else coming? Oh, and I'm not taking Nupnyx." Without waiting for an answer, Sarach begins to head off. "Oh, and while we're here, I assume it's costume up?"

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I'm on the lookout for a scroll of alter self if possible, if not, disguise self. Oh, and I've got about a third of the cost for the scroll. I'll discuss plan with anyone who comes.

[crazedloon]

Thurgix

Let us find a place to stay during our time here probably the local inn. Let me do the talking. Once we have rooms we can split up I suggest you not travel alone and sneak as much as possible. This way the locals will think we are just sleeping for the night. Sarach you don't get out of the mines often do you? You will find no one selling at this time and if you do they are probably out to steal your money.

Thurgix looks around himself and the group carefully making sure no one is overhearing their conversation.

spot (1d20+7)[19] (looking for anything suspicious)

If he sees no one

Let me do the talking for now it will be simpler if we have fewer people doing the talking. If you need to talk, talk quietly amongst yourselves and keep from the locals from hearing. Once we have a room we can split up.

Thurgix walks over to the closest friendly looking passerby or guard.

He speaks first in halfling

Do you know where the nearest in is?

If or when he gets a quizzical look he speaks in common

Oh I am sorry comes from traveling with my friends here. he points to the group. Do you know where the nearest inn. Or even better the best in to find some adventurers. You see we are a group of entertainers and adventurers tend to have the best coin.

[Darkantra]

Kwehk

The cloak was suffocating, and Kwehk couldn't wait for them all to get somewhere private so that he could toss it off and stretch his tail. Hearing the kobold, what was his name... Sarach, that's right, talk about buying a scroll made Kwehk shudder. Kwehk quickly shifts over to stand next to his foolish clan-mate in order to speak softly to him.

"Sarach, don't wasting your money on spells when I can draw up anything that any cleric or wizard can cast. Their might is feeble when compared to my greatness!" He shakes his little fist for a moment before calming down, "In any case, it will only take me twenty-five minutes or less to scribe a... suitable spell, and at half the price."

[Pandaren]

Zynne slows his tread so the others can keep up and whispers to anybody within earshot, "Let's just find out where the gnome is so we can get him before morning." in undercommon. Wolves? A pity we didn't see any.

[mistformsquirrl]

Nupnyx

"Nupnyx not want to go get stupid scroll anyway, see if Nupnyx care." the kobold mutters to himself.

[Shademan]

" how about we just...you know...do our job!?"

[mistformsquirrl]

"Yark! Droggum and Zynne have good idea! Stab gnome now, get out of stinky human city sooner!"

::Nupnyx mumbles to himself a moment, before adding in a conspiratorially low voice::

"Then maybe All-Watcher give Nupnyx back his sleep mat."

[Bayar]

@Thurgix:

A guard directs you to a place called "The arrow head". He says that it's a nice place for tired travelers to recover their strenght.

[Qualia]

Kruak

The kobold pulls out his crossbow with a smile.

"The arrowhead? This is good fortune indeed. You know, I have a plan for a spiral tipped arrow that would enable it to burrow into the flesh, perhaps with some form of poison bulb that could deliver a ..."

[Shademan]

" arright. we find the gnome, wait 'til he falls asleep and then break in and kill him and escape. sounds good?" Droggom whispers.

[Bayar]

Kruak

The kobold pulls out his crossbow with a smile.

"The arrowhead? This is good fortune indeed. You know, I have a plan for a spiral tipped arrow that would enable it to burrow into the flesh, perhaps with some form of poison bulb that could deliver a ..."

The DM voice

you do realise that you are in a predominant N towards lawful town, disguised as a halfling, trying to stay disguised as a halfling, drawing out a weapon for no apparent reason and saying that like a complete weirdo in front of a guard...

[Pandaren]

" arright. we find the gnome, wait 'til he falls asleep and then break in and kill him and escape. sounds good?" Droggom whispers.

Zynne agrees, in undercommon, its the safest. Draconic is suspicious and people can understand common.

[crazedloon]

Thank you sir

After asking the guard has moved away Thurgix turns back to his companions.

You all are far to impatient. Thurgix shakes his head. Let us check into a room or two and not do anything tonight. If we make our move tonight we once again will be suspected and that is not what we want to do. Once we have a room we can look for the gnome ad lure him somewhere where his death will not be noticed for a few days or so. That is the kobold way not a direct attack. Where you all raised by orcs?

Thurgix begins to twitch with his loop of string once again just as before he signs different curses. As he addresses the group he begins to lead them to the inn to which they were directed.

If we see him tonight do not engage him. Murder is not allowed in this town and a dead kobold is of no use to the clan.