Kobold campaign

[Ghal Marak]

Gathnik

Gathnik sighed. It didn't look like the others favored his idea. "Fine. I'll go with whatever plan."

[Qualia]

Kruak

"If the human comes into the inn to drink, then returns to the shack drunk, we can set a trap and ambush him on his return. It should be relatively simple. We should examine the route between the inn and the shack to determine the best ambush site. Who is with me?"

[Shademan]

Droggom the senile

"he's a human now!? wasnt he a gnome some minutes ago!?"

[Qualia]

Kruak

"If my notes are correct, then the gnome leads this foul group, but the human often over-indulges his taste for fermentated drinks, then engages in a brawl. Following such an activity, he should be in a weakened state, both mentally and physically, allowing us to ambush him upon his return to the shack, thus weakening the party. While they search for their missing comrade, we can pick them off one by one. Now we will need to decide what to do with the body. Should we disintergrate it with an acid bath, or do we chop it up so they can find false clues?"

[Darkantra]

Kwehk

"Exactly what I meant! Now, we should go back down to the common room and wait for this human to arrive and when the brawl starts we can use that as an excuse to leave. Halflings are known to run from fights... I think. Then we follow him back to the shack and the first time he's alone and no one's around we strike. Then we can hit the cabin, fire is always a favorite of mine."

Kwehk goes to the door of their room.

"All right, we spend any longer talking and the sun will be rising, let's get going."

[Ghal Marak]

Gathnik

Gathnik walked over to Kwehk and nodded. "I'm with you. And not all of us need to go."

[SoD]

Sarach

"Ambush? An easy tactic, when done right. I'm with you." says Sarach, moving to the doorway. After all, this needs to be done right.

[mistformsquirrl]

Nupnyx

Nupnyx, who has been uncharacteristically silent of late (which is absolutely in no way shape or form related to a previously unspoken fear of humans), finally pipes up.

"Nupnyx with Gathnik. Best to have strong warrior when ambushing large ones!"

Somewhere deep inside, Nupnyx is wetting himself.

[Shademan]

Droggom the shaky

"And i shall fizzle them with arcane arts and... ehhh... pointy bolts...."
lets get this killing ON!

[Qualia]

Kruak

The small artificer gathers his possessions together as he prepares to set out with the group.

"Can you tell me the route between here and their shack so that I am able to determine the correct location for our planned ambush and trap."

[Pandaren]

Zynne decides to do whatever the majority of the group wants, as seeing nothing is going to happen otherwise.


OOC:(Gone for 3 days and nothings happens....)

[Bayar]

The shack is 4 houses away. It is not too hard to find. After discussing your strategy, you all come down to the common room. Dig points out a man: That's him. You may want to keep your distance from him, since he is kinda violent sometimes, for no apparent reason...as he says this, the man quickly jumps uff his seat and starts bashing it with a mace.

die die die ! dont give splinters !

[Qualia]

Kruak

The small kobold slips out the door and starts to examine the (short) route between the inn and the shack, so as to build some form of trap to incapacitate the large human. He is also looking around to see how well observed the route is, and how many people are likely to use it.

Would it be possible to engineer a small part of a nearby building to fall on him?

Know: Architecture (1d20+8)[17]

[Bayar]

Kruak:

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Not unless you have something that can powerfully bash a wall...like an elephant or a dinosaur or something...

[SoD]

Sarach

Sarach looks upon the violent human with clear disdain in her eyes. "Well. As long as it doesn't come down to a battle of wits, we'll be fine."

[Qualia]

Kruak

After studying the area, Kruak opts on a crossbow based ambush and looks for a suitable location that will enable him to fire unseen. Once that location ahs been determined, he starts to work on a small trap that will render the target prone when triggered.

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Trapbuilding [rolll]1d20+9[/roll]

[Qualia]

Kruak

Berates himself for being unable to spell

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Trapbuilding (1d20+9)[16]

[Darkantra]

Kwehk

Kwehk stays well clear of the mad human as their group exits the tavern. Once outside he tries to remain unseen while taking a good long look at the adventurer's shack, and the path up to it.

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Hide - (1d20+10)[25]
Move Silently - (1d20+2)[4]
Search - (1d20+5)[21]

[mistformsquirrl]

Nunpnyx

Nupnyx whispers to Kruak.

"Nupnyx is wondering if maybe fire would be best? Burn shack while human sleep, then poke with sharp things when he runs."

[Pandaren]

Zynne



Zynne walks up to the fighter from behind, whispering something rude, anything rude, in Gnomish.

[Bayar]

@Nunpnyx:
You cant tell Kruak that, since you didnt went to the shack.

@Kruak:
He manages to construct a rope that will trip his target when he walks through that area. Also, he finds a bush where he can hide.

@Kwehk:
The path is dim lighted, by torches. It appears to be devoid of any living being except your companions and the big idiot.

@Zynne:
Leave me alone, busy !
((as a side note, trying to talk in a language that a big fat idiot that attacks anything suspicious doesnt understand might not be a good idea...))

[Shademan]

Droggom the sleepy.
Droggom is ready to fire spells!
...
just so you know it

[Bayar]

Droggom the sleepy.
Droggom is ready to fire spells!
...
just so you know it

I am glad he is ready to fire spells. So, where is he ? Inside the pub? Outside ? Following someone ? Or just sitting on his top bunk in his room ready to fire spells at random flies ?

[Shademan]

Droggom is senile and therefore follows Kwek for the moment.
he seems like he needs spells.

[mistformsquirrl]

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Bah, I'm really sorry for the short notice, but I'm gonna have to drop out here. Its been fun, but there's a lot of stuff clawing at me right now and its for the best if I go ahead and go. Nupnyx should be pretty easy to handle in my absense - just think "Aggro Deekin" and you're pretty much 90% of the way there.

Anyway, its been fun all, good luck!

[Pandaren]

@Zynne:
Leave me alone, busy !
((as a side note, trying to talk in a language that a big fat idiot that attacks anything suspicious doesnt understand might not be a good idea...))

*smile innocently*

Zynne:
He whispers something else, anybody who has the capability to uderstand him would notice it's gibberish.

[Qualia]

Kruak

The small kobold crouches in his bush, weapons at the ready, as he waits for his prey to enter the trap.

[Bayar]

Get lost ! screams the man in a fit of rage and he makes a hand gesture towards Zynne as if he was brushing a fly away.

Arriving at the shack, he tries to go through the door but trips on Kruak's trap. The others inside the shack notice him crashing in.
(you can now shoot him, and he is flat footed).
(also, each kobold near the shack gets a surprise round).

[Qualia]

Kruak

Seeing his prey fall prey to his trap filled Kruak with glee. He snatched up his crossbow and aimed at the large human, looking for the right spot to unleash his bolt.

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Attack (1d20+5)[8]
Damage (1d8+1)[5]

[SoD]

Sarach

With an intricate gesture, and a mutter under her breath, Sarach sends a carefully aimed blue blast at the mans head.

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Using ray of frost.attack - (1d20+5)[23]
damage - (1d3)[1]
sneakattack - (1d6)[2]

Edit: Oh god. What awful damage rolls!