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    "Of course, I shall. Please forgive me if I seemed rude, I've been killing on my own the past 20 years. I tend to do things my own way." Valve smiles, and says this as if he were talking about whittling, or knitting.
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    Gods, I don't see why you people think this is so evil. 90% of the characters I've had would kill him, just not in the same way. Just because someone isn't A: attacking you or B: an orc doesn't mean that killing them is an evil act. It's not good, but it's not very evil.
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    "Remember, there is little difference between killing and slaughter. One is merely forthright and honest about itself." The Kinslayer smirks, and goes back to attending Master Adam.

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    I'm not really saying this act is evil, but it certainly HELPS me to get into a more evil mindset. I rarely play characters that would even consider killing this guy right now, so I'm loosening up that mental muscle, so to say.
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    Valve stares at him in shock. Gods, what a brute. We have so much in common, and yet are so different. Killing can be such an art, and slaughter is just.... barbaric... Valve snaps out of it after about a second, and goes back to his duties.
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    Said before Adam comes out - "Hrm, we were not paid to kill this man. This man seems a bit rude but nothing overtly hostile or abusive. Maybe we can get away with publicly humilating him and embarassing him out of his position.

    Done while Adam eats - Looking about for any messes or items requiring cleaning, Crumby sweeps the room in an attempt to stay busy.
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    Listen - (1d20+18)[27]
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    Lina/Tihana:
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    As you concentrate with your spell, you see the medium aura is moving. And you can hear footsteps in the bathroom. You still hear the Queen in the tub, so you know it cant be her.

    You hear the Queen say. Lina/Tihana. Is that you?

    What do you do!?

    OOC: I rolled a 1 on move silently.

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    Adam continues watching yousilently while eating his breakfast. He watches Crumby sweep the floor. After a few more continued minutes of silence, he finayy asks So why do you all have red eyes?

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    Brue eyeballs the prince's bacon, barely paying attention to what he said. Err... whar from some...uh...w'zerds col'ny. Whar dom'n'ated t'serve y'as best w'kin. No foolin, no backstabbin', no nuffin. Ah dinnae e'en check th'pockets ov yer frilleh blouse when ah laid et out fer ya.
    Brue seems to squirm a bit as be makes nice, obviously not accustomed to human politeness or prostrated servitude of any kind.

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    Lina

    Lina rushes into the bathroom and looks around. "Yes, your highness?"

    If she sees nothing in the room, save the Queen in the tub, she will look, quickly for anything powdery or liquid in the room, soap, facial powder, bucket of water, etc. If she see anything, she will "accidently" knock it over in her haste to respond to the Queen, hopefully over anywhere that a person trying to kill the Queen in her tub would be walking so she can see footprints. "Oh, so sorry, your highness, please stay there and do not get this on your feet. Tihana, I'll need your help in here."

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    SpotSeeInvisible - (1d20+15)[23] (To see if something is invisible in the room)
    If she sees no sign of something invisible...
    SpotPowderLiquid - (1d20+15)[35] (To see if there is a powder or liquid in the room that she can spill to help see anything invisible walking in the room.
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    there is a bucket, but it is currently empty. You could steal some water from the Queen's bath though. And you dont see anything.
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    Lina

    Lina grabs a towel or robe for the Queen and heads for the edge of the tub, facing outward. "Your room's clean, your highness. When ever you are ready to select your clothes for today."

    Lina stands guard at the tub. Keeping her eyes and ears aware for any signs of badness.

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    Initiative 27
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    Tihana
    Tihana follows Lina into the room after a moment and begins, silently, cleaning up after the bath.

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    Bluff: (1d20+22)[33] (She isn't feeling suspicious or maintaining concentration, no, just cleaning...really...)
    She'll close the door behind Lina and the Queen, catching the medium aura if she can. Regardless, she'll remain to empty the tub and see if she can locate the second aura.
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    first off, the Queen is still in the tub. Second, you notice that as Tina is holding out a towel for the Queen to wrap herself in, the aura is moving towards them. The other aura is standing near the middle of the room.

    You identify the aura as invisibility.

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    ((I presumed, incorrectly, that the Queen would react to Lina's holding of the towel before Tihana entered the room. As it is, let's be more direct...))

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    Tihana begins to step into the room, pauses for a moment, then takes a step back as if forgetting something, "One moment..." As soon as she is out of sight of the Queen, she casts a spell.

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    Bluff (33 I think) from previous post to appear that she had forgotten something.

    Dispel Magic(The Invisible Thing):
    b) Targeted Dispel – Each ongoing spell effect on one target gets a separate Dispel Check. If successful, the spell effect is ended (except for those caused by magic items, which are only suppressed for 1d4 rounds).

    Dispel Check(Invisibility): (1d20+10)[28]

    Please roll additional Dispel Checks for any other ongoing spell effects on the target.
    Umuntu ngumuntu ngabantu.

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    As the Lina helps the Queen out of the tub, you cast your magic, and suddenly, two men are visible to her. She screams, and stare in staretlement as that she can see them.

    Guards! Guards! she yells as loud as she can.

    Battle time.

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    One is next to Tina and the Queen, while the other is about 20ft off.


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    you guys hear screaming coming from the women's quarters. Adam gets up and rushes off to see what the commotion is about.
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    Tihana
    The sorceress frowns, taking a step back and casting a spell.

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    Major Image(PHB p252)
    Will to Disbelief: DC 20
    Creates an illusion that has visuals, sound, smell, & heat of an object, creature, or force as the caster visualizes it. The image can move within an area of (4 + 1 per level) 10’ cubes that are contiguous.
    If the image is struck, it disappears unless the caster makes it react appropriately.

    Tihana will make the illusion react to attacks.



    A fully armed royal guard appears just outside and rushes through the doorway into the bath... There, panting heavily, he glares at the assassins, reading his weapon, before glancing in the direction of the Queen to see if she was safe...a blush spreads over his face as his eyes widen at the sight of her.
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    Crumby McSolace

    Following Adam out the door, Crumby fires off a Detect Evil Spell in his general direction.

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    You can sense the presence of evil. The amount of information revealed depends on how long you study a particular area or subject.

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    Presence or absence of evil.

    Only going to hold it for one round to see in this dude is evil or not.
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    You see a big fat lead sheet blocking your way. You get no reading.

    Na he reads evil.
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    Crumby McSolace

    Conscience assauged, Crumby prepares and holds his next spell Hold Person, while chasing after Adam.

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    Enchantment (Compulsion) [Mind-Affecting]
    Level: Brd 2, Clr 2, Sor/Wiz 3
    Components: V, S, F/DF
    Casting Time: 1 standard action
    Range: Medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level)
    Target: One humanoid creature
    Duration: 1 round/level (D); see text
    Saving Throw: Will negates; see text
    Spell Resistance: Yes

    The subject becomes paralyzed and freezes in place. It is aware and breathes normally but cannot take any actions, even speech. Each round on its turn, the subject may attempt a new saving throw to end the effect. (This is a full-round action that does not provoke attacks of opportunity.)

    A winged creature who is paralyzed cannot flap its wings and falls. A swimmer can’t swim and may drown.

    Save DC is Will 17
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    wait for the other people to act. Know that only Crumby knows he is evil.
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    Lina

    "Your highness, in the tub! Keep your head down."

    Lina takes a step, dodges the assassin's potential blow by rolling into a ball and tumbling past reaching for the bucket on the ground. She takes a step away from the assassin and throws the bucket at the man.

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    AttackBucket - (1d20+12)[13] (-4 for improvised weapon) No penalty for him being too close to Queen (Precise Shot)
    Damage: Don't know the damage for a bucket, but it would include:
    +2 (STR and Point Blank Shot) and (3d6)[16] and if she can move 20' in this room an additional (2d6)[7] for skirmish damage.
    Also Lina's AC increases to 27 if she moves 10' and 29 if she can more 20'
    Tumble DC 15 (around the assassin) +2 if she has to pass by the other assassin (Lina has 19 in Tumble, so automatic success.)
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    umm. the assassin hasnt attacked yet, and improvised weapons deal nonlethal, unless of course you are proficent in unarmed strikes. So re-write that post please.
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    Hearing the scream, Brue darts after the cleric and the prince, looking to help as best he can.
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    Valve sighs, then waits until Adam is away, then casts invisibility on himself and sprints off after the others.
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    Move Silently (1d20-4)[4], running by Adam and trying to avoid notice.
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    Tihana
    While waiting for the turn to move, Tihana joins the Queen in calling for help as a free action, "Help! Guards!"
    Umuntu ngumuntu ngabantu.

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    hold on hold on.
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    ok i am confused myself on what is going on, so I will try my best.

    Lina dunks the Queen's head back underwater and she sputters, trying to hold her breath. She then picks up the bucket next to her and throws it at the invisible attacker. The assassin didges it easily as it flys by him.

    He then throws a shuriken at Lina, but it passes by her face, barely missing her. The other assassin throws a shuriken at Tihana, and hits her square in the chest. (4 damage + DC 15 fort save please.)

    It is now currently Tihana's turn, and the assassins are visible to everyone. The Queen shouts for her guards, along with Tihana's voice. Tihana what do you do?
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    Sure...
    So my last action never happened and I'm not out of sight... I'm getting the feeling this campaign prefers, nay demands, the direct approach.


    Tihana 77/81 HP / AC 11

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    Fort: (1d20+7)[13]


    Tihana casts her biggest damaging spell, throwing a orb of festering acid at the nearest assassin.

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    Ranged Touch Attack Roll(vs Touch AC): (1d20+6)[14]
    Orb of Acid
    Damage: (10d6)[31] Acid Damage, No save, no SR.
    Secondary Effect: Fort Save DC 21 or become Sickened
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    Lina

    Lina jumps up on the side of the tub, says, "Pardon me, your highness," reaches into it and pulls the plug on the tub.

    She then jumps off the side of the tub, tumbling across the floor towards the bucket, which she picks up, if she can.

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    AC: w/10 ft of movement: 27 If she can, she will move 20' for AC: 29
    Double move actions to pull the plug and tumble across the floor.
    Avoiding AoO with Tumble. Not sure if she can pick up the bucket as well.
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    Kinslayer

    Hearing the scream, the Kinslayer looks up, and watches everyone sprint out of the room. He draws his wand of invisibility from a pocket, uses it, puts it back, then runs out of the room, after the others.

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    The wand was hidden in a pocket. I figured since it's only a foot long stick, it wasn't worth messing with Slight of Hand checks or anything like that.

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