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    Default Original Wielder of Parson's Sword

    Sorry if this has been discussed before, but I think I discovered something about Parson's sword hilt.

    I was travelling this last week, and in the hotel one of the cable channels was playing the 1982 movie Conan the Barbarian. And I thought that Conan's sword looked a mite familiar...

    You can see drawings of the hilt in strips 96 and 118.

    I've been trying to find a picture of the sword; there's a pretty good close up of the hilt on the movie poster for the upcoming remake, shown here.

    Amazon has a view of the whole sword too:



    Note the upside down birds on the hilt, with the beaks facing out. Also in the 2009 poster, note the slitted "eye" design on the center of the hilt, which matches the trapezoid in the same place in #96.

    Also, note the blade grip (the 2nd piece Parson got in his breakfast) and the general size/proportions of everything.

    Maybe its just me, but they look pretty similar! And besides, could there be any warlord more perfect than Conan?

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    Default Re: Original Wielder of Parson's Sword

    maybe, I don't think parsons version is as large. I do look forward to seeing him in combat though.


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    Default Re: Original Wielder of Parson's Sword

    It's not surprising. Lots of things in Erfworld are from the real world; why not Parson's sword, too?

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    Default Re: Original Wielder of Parson's Sword

    makes me wonder, what else in erf is from our world? maybe all the characters are fictitious versions of real people?
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    Default Re: Original Wielder of Parson's Sword

    Well, Maggie certainly is, and possibly Jack...

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    we do have on other named human other than parson, for some reason that strikes as important. Though, maybe they just want me to think that.
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    That style of sword is pretty common in fantasy. (Not actually so much in reality, but...)

    I'm not saying it's definitely not the Atlantean Sword, but it doesn't have to be, although if it were that would fit with the whole pop culture references thing Erf has goin on.

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    Uh oh. It may be foreshadowing. GK may fall and the next episode of Erfworld will be about...

    ...PARSON THE BARBARIAN...

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    That would actually be pretty awesome. Assuming he has all of his named units along with him.

    "I mean, really, he's just a barbarian, what could he possibly do to us?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Old Hack View Post
    Uh oh. It may be foreshadowing. GK may fall and the next episode of Erfworld will be about...

    ...PARSON THE BARBARIAN...

    This implies shirless Parson. Now I be disturbed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Old Hack View Post
    Uh oh. It may be foreshadowing. GK may fall and the next episode of Erfworld will be about...

    ...PARSON THE BARBARIAN...

    (Someone) "Parson! What is best in life?"

    Parson: "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear their lamentations as they pack up their miniatures"
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    Quote Originally Posted by WarriorTribble View Post
    This implies shirless Parson. Now I be disturbed.
    ....gah! Took Craft: Disturbing Mental Images as a bonus feat did you?
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    If the players figure out and try to stop this from occuring, the wizard instantly crafts a HUGE mound of quarterstaves and clubs to obscure himself before teleporting out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zolem View Post
    ....gah! Took Craft: Disturbing Mental Images as a bonus feat did you?
    to that, I can only say this:BAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA...
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    I just found a dead cat in my quern. I guess someone was trying to make cat bread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WarriorTribble View Post
    This implies shirless Parson. Now I be disturbed.
    ...about the thought that he has a Hamstard tattoo on his chest?
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    Quote Originally Posted by WarriorTribble View Post
    This implies shirless Parson. Now I be disturbed.
    Wait a minute. If barbarian = shirtless and Jillian = barbarian, doesn't that mean…

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arkenputtyknife View Post
    Wait a minute. If barbarian = shirtless and Jillian = barbarian, doesn't that mean…
    On behah of all my fellow female readers, a resounding NO!
    Quote Originally Posted by Keld Denar View Post
    If the players figure out and try to stop this from occuring, the wizard instantly crafts a HUGE mound of quarterstaves and clubs to obscure himself before teleporting out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aquillion View Post
    Well, Maggie certainly is, and possibly Jack...
    Okay, I've missed the reference on Maggie, then. And the possibilities for Jack.
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    Okay, I've missed the reference on Maggie, then.
    Run a quick google image search for "Margaret Thatcher".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zolem View Post
    On behah of all my fellow female readers, a resounding NO!
    Hey, he only said "shirtless", not "topless".

    Don't forget that you can't use curse words in Erfworld. There has to be some kind of modesty filter agianst nudity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zolem View Post
    ....gah! Took Craft: Disturbing Mental Images as a bonus feat did you?
    Wouldn't he need to get a more attractive body to fit the barbarian stereotype?

    He's lost weight since the start of the comic, probably related to all the stairs.

    (Although I don't see Parson abandoning loot like armor if possible).
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    Default Re: Original Wielder of Parson's Sword

    Talking about craft create disturbing mental image, Conan's hand placements on the sword, which itself has particular associations...

    As to Jillian the shirtless barbarian, however, I'm fine with the ayes, but realize her hair would be long in compensation and thus provide strategic cover.

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