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2008-10-09, 06:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Conquering Monochromia!
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Coplantor is hitted by his own ray and is now trapped inside his own mind.
A vortex opens in the middle of the room where Coplantor was standing, he walks out of it at the same time that a group of flying toaster.
Wow, it was like combining a hyper hydrated speaker with a dog toothed salad...I WAS THERELife is like a dungeon master, if it smiles at you, you just know that something terrible is about to happen
Now I haz deviant!
The DnD Logic
Now I haz Blog!
avatar by Me!
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2008-10-09, 07:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
sheep poisons the walls.
There, life without walls.
He is then killed by his player. Again.
Stop that man, you have no idea how annoying that is! Let's see how you like it!
Geezus! You don't need to sho--agh! Maaaarrrgharghahghhhh.... Margh.. .
Well you didn't notice that I narrarate, so I can say *sheep's player does not die, and is in fact, no pain at all.*
... You can do that?! That changes everything! Soon his is flying about in the base, shooting death rays at everyone and everything.
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2008-10-09, 08:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2008
Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Phase grabs Sheep, whacks him against the refrigerator, and throws him at Coplanters head.
"I can do random violence too!"he yells.
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2008-10-09, 08:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2006
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- Missionary Pirate Ship
Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
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Do you surmise it's wise to have laser beams emitting from your eyes?
-They Might Be Giants, "The Lady and the Tiger"
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2008-10-09, 08:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2007
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Uh, they just fixed him. And Shas did something to Fan too, but I have no idea what.
Avatar by Ashen Lilies.
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2008-10-10, 01:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Someone is knocking on Magtok's box.
My avatar! Isn't it just utterly diabolical? Ashen Lilies made it!
"Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair."
― Dorothy Parker
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2008-10-10, 01:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Said box floats briefly in the air, zooms away and then back towards the someone, and then opens up at the top, revealing...nothing.
Moments later, Magtok steps out a door, and grabs the box while turning towards its visitor.
Yes?
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2008-10-10, 01:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
"Was that really necessary, Magtok?" Turtle says.
My avatar! Isn't it just utterly diabolical? Ashen Lilies made it!
"Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair."
― Dorothy Parker
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2008-10-10, 01:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Magtok smiles.
No, I could've warped right to the box, but that'd be far too predictable of me, and we can't have that.
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2008-10-10, 02:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
"That wasn't what I was referring to."
My avatar! Isn't it just utterly diabolical? Ashen Lilies made it!
"Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair."
― Dorothy Parker
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2008-10-10, 02:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Phase looks up.
"Then Magtok's comment was much funnier than I had thought! But please, keep your own nonexistant buisness in your own nonexistant base. This is existent AMEN territory. No hypotheticls allowed."
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2008-10-10, 02:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Magtok shrugs, and holds up his palms.
Well, I'm afraid that's the only thing that came to my mind, Happy, and I'm no psychic, so you'll have to clarify for me.
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2008-10-10, 02:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
"You and my sister? Mag-in-a-box? Killing my husband? Forgotten already?"
My avatar! Isn't it just utterly diabolical? Ashen Lilies made it!
"Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair."
― Dorothy Parker
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2008-10-10, 02:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2008
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- Surreal St.
Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Benny pokes his head out of Magtok's box. "Hewo!"
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2008-10-10, 02:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Phase breaks out in raucous laughter.
"Bah-ha-ha! Oh, Magtok. You always seem to know the best people to kill violently. So who was it this time? One of those figments that seem to reside in the imaginations of you lesser beings?"
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2008-10-10, 02:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Magtok takes a seat on the box, which flies up so he's at eye level with Happy as he wraps his fingers together in a typical villainous fashion.
Ah, that. Well, everyone else was giving the two of you wedding presents, and neither of us had anything, so we decided to both present something.
Hold on a sec, let me show you something. And it was the Fanboy, Phase. The ex-vampire figment.
Magtok reaches into his robes, and pulls out a button, which causes the room to darken, and a night sky hologram to cover the ceiling. He tucks away the button, and makes a broad, sweeping motion towards the ceiling.
You see all of that, Happy? All of that multiplied infinite beyond us? We're really nothing more than insects, Happy, in this infinite multiverse of ours. Even the gods aren't anything more than slightly larger insects. So to answer your question, no, my actions weren't necessary, none of them are, in the grand scheme of things.
He then turns off the display.
On a smaller scale, one in which we people have meaning and significance and such, the answer to your question is yes. I need to keep my audience entertained, dear, or they'll eat me alive.
Do you have any idea what is was like here, a long time ago? I died on a near-regular basis, in the most horribly unpleasant ways! Swords, guns, spells, fire and ice, light and darkness, I've experienced it all, and have the mental scars and records to prove it!
So, when GLoG came along and presented itself, I had to ask myself: If I have to be a bit of a bully to keep my nose out of that kind of abusive relationship with the others, is it truly worth it?! What about morals and ethics and all those other things normies care about?! Are they worth reducing my own eternal suffering at home to something tolerable?! Don't I know about karma, and that I'm just delaying my inevitable return to status as the world's pincushion?!
Magtok then seems to calm down, and smiles.
But you didn't come here to hear me try to justify myself, did you? You came to be angry, to make me weep for forgiveness, and try to make amends. That's right, isn't it? Well, I'll do whatever you say, Happy. I'll pay the hospital bill, go all the way to GLoG to apologize to Fan, let him stab me in the heart, if that's what you want.
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2008-10-10, 02:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2008
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- Surreal St.
Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Benny is tucked back into the box by Magtok taking a seat on the lid. At the end of his post Magtok should feel a needle stick into his (most likely cybernetic) bum.
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2008-10-10, 02:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Turtle shuffles her feet. "Oh. Well. I'm trying to avoid the whole angry rampage thing. It didn't end well last time I did it. So, you know, I'm practising forgiveness, turn the other cheek and all that. Being good."
My avatar! Isn't it just utterly diabolical? Ashen Lilies made it!
"Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair."
― Dorothy Parker
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2008-10-10, 03:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2006
Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Magtok nods, getting off the box and suppressing the urge to scream.
That's...wonderful...for you...excuse me, a second.
He wanders off, a small pin on the back of his robes visible as he makes his exit. From a few rooms away, a muffled scream goes out, followed by declarations of intent to make Benny pay. He then returns, as if nothing had happened, without the pin in his bum.
Yes, as I was saying, good for you and such. The world is up to its neck in villains and bad guys, and I can say in all honesty, that even I'm glad to hear you're doing what you can.
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2008-10-10, 03:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
"I don't know whether I believe you or not, so let's just pretend that I do," Turtle says. "It would be simpler that way."
"Anyway, before I go, I was wondering. Do you know what happened to my left arm? The one with the rings on it?"My avatar! Isn't it just utterly diabolical? Ashen Lilies made it!
"Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair."
― Dorothy Parker
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2008-10-10, 03:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Magtok glances downwards.
Yes, see, I'm afraid I do...Now, it had been my intent to get you your ring and such back, but unfortunately, you can't really trust any place here to keep a severed arm safe. Someone broke through a wall, disabled the laser security grid, and fought their way past a legion of Magbots to get to it, all just so they could eat it. Disgusting really, a consequence of living amongst fellow freaks and outcasts from society.
I'll look into getting replacements, fortunately there was a few images of the them saved onto the security network. Physically it'll be the same, even if I can't quite replace the sentimental value and such.
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2008-10-10, 03:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
"Er, no thanks. I'm sure Fan would rather not have the enduring symbol of our love and commitment fabricated by the villain."
My avatar! Isn't it just utterly diabolical? Ashen Lilies made it!
"Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair."
― Dorothy Parker
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2008-10-10, 03:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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- The Steamboat
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
"You alignmentist! Next you'll be saying Chaotic people shouldn't be allowed to hold government jobs!"
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2008-10-10, 03:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-10-10, 03:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2006
Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Well of course not, Haruki. Why do you think the other angels have you stationed here, instead of tuning some harps or sorting celestial files? Didn't you read Phase 27 of Angelic Slayer?
Magtok smiles.
Well then, I suppose you'll be going and I can drop the replication project and save a buck. Was nice seeing you again Happy, and without a single other AMENite trying to kill you, too. My associates must be losing their edge.
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2008-10-10, 03:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2008
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- Surreal St.
Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
"I don't hit girwies!" Paddington nods in agreement, although I'm sure he's done something in the past to contradict that statement.
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2008-10-10, 03:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
DC sees Turtle.
AAAAH!
He hides behind the nearest piece of furniture that is large enough to hide behind.Avatar by Ashen Lilies.
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by Happyturtle and Ashen Lilies
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2008-10-10, 03:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
"Nice to see you too, Magtok. You too, Darkcomet."
She turns to go, but at the door looks back to say, "Oh, Magtok? Can you please refrain from murdering my husband. Since Shas's Eyedrops of Permanent Death don't work, he'll just keep coming back, and I can't promise I'll always be so non-violent."My avatar! Isn't it just utterly diabolical? Ashen Lilies made it!
"Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair."
― Dorothy Parker
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2008-10-10, 03:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-10-10, 03:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
DC pokes his head out of the furniture before Turtle leaves.
I was tragically right back there...Avatar by Ashen Lilies.
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by Happyturtle and Ashen Lilies
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