AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

[Morty]

Well, maybe other AMENites will be interested. I'll wait here if you don't mind. Dipsnig then turns to Nameless. Do you know NO's founder, by any chance?

[Coplantor]

I might be intrested on what you have to say, but speak quickly, or the voices in my head will make it difficult for me to listen to you.

[Morty]

I'll be quick: we're planning on building a labirynth, filling it with traps and monsters and inviting you, GLoG and HALO to compete in who will go through it first.

[Coplantor]

OK, I like it. It's been a while since a roof fell on me and then I got chewed by mythical monsters.

[Morty]

Good to hear. We'll notify you as soon as the maze is ready. Of course, other AMENites are invited as well.

[Coplantor]

You'll probably have to lure them though, put some babies, orphanages, puppies and spongebomb tied to a nuke bomb and place it and the detonator inside an anti godmodding field.

[Morty]

We're working on it.

[Nameless]

Well, maybe other AMENites will be interested. I'll wait here if you don't mind. Dipsnig then turns to Nameless. Do you know NO's founder, by any chance?

Ahh, that charming and very good looking young man, yes, I think I do.

[Darkcomet]

The GLoG screen shifts to a seemingly normal hallway. But somethings not right.

Hey guys! Guess where I am!

[Shas aia Toriia]

Eh, such props are not needed to convince AMENite's to join. Just tell them that there's cake at the end. Even if its a lie.

With that, Shas flourishes her cape that he just suddenly put on, and leaves.

[Lex-Kat]

An onion rolls in.

[Darkcomet]

DC arrives back.

Still invisible.

He pokes it.

[Lex-Kat]

Ouch!! Don't poke the Onion.

[Darkcomet]

DC wonders why the onion isn't freaking out at being poked from nowhere.

Then he wonders why it talks.

He deactivates the stealth device and pokes it again.

[Boo]

Paddington walks into AMEN covered in blood, wearing a wriststrong bracelet. He steps over the onion, likely to make it scream. Especially since he's a 10' tall Bear. No, not bear, but a Bear. There's a difference.

[PirateMonk]

PM picks up the onion and sautes it.

[Lex-Kat]

The onion evaporates. In it's place is a dirty pair of socks.

[Darkcomet]

Huh?

Well, I guess Decker'll be happy when she gets back.

[Haruki-kun]

A woman in a long blue dress walks into the base and points at the onion with a wand. The onion starts to grow in size until it turns into a carriage. Then the woman leaves.

"Wow! And I thought that only happened in fairy tales!" says Haruki.

[Darkcomet]

((It already turned into socks...))

[PirateMonk]

((It already turned into socks...))

((Reality ignoring.))

"So, anyone wanna try stealing the P.L.O.T. Device?"

[Darkcomet]

((Then I ignore his post!))

Well, I AM bored. Where's it at?

[PirateMonk]

"Not sure." PM types a few things in at a nearby terminal. "A high-security lab of some sort, can't tell where."

PM continues typing and drifts into a light d**dt*m*.

[Coplantor]

Count me in, lets find that thing and bring it here, then the world will be PLOT free! forever! A TRUE PARADISE! MBWAHAHAHA GNIAHAHAHA!!!! Cough... Sorry, I wont be doing that anymore...

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"I have many plot devices, Piratemonk. What makes your P.L.O.T. Device any better than my broken Golden Disk, or the Shiny Thing, or the Thing-That-Could-Send-Jack-Back-In-Time-To-Stop-Aku?"

[Darkcomet]

DC looks at Coplantor.

Anyone who pays attention to my posts knows why.

DC sends a knife at Mr. Yoshi.

[Coplantor]

DC looks at Coplantor.

Anyone who pays attention to my posts knows why.

DC sends a knife at Mr. Yoshi.

Yeah! That's right! I throwed up an egg the other day! Sheesh, I wonder if it is a boy or a girl? Is there any doctor in the room with advanced knowledge in egg vomiting half elves?

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

A Fullbladder Head Hologram appears. In truth, it is projected by a special new breed of Camerazard, camoflaged up on the ceiling. It floats over to an mocks Darkcomet. A few more appear, acting likewise.

"The little one likes plot."

"Continuity, also."

"How has he lasted this long?"

"Dumb luck."

"Heh heh heh."

They drift over, past, and through DC, chuckling. Over at his Main Room Work Bench, the real Fullbladder looks up from admiring his 9/10ths intact Golden Disk and shrugs.

[Boo]

Benny falls from the ceiling and lands on Coplantors shoulders. "I do! I made you have the genetic stwucture of a pwatypus while you were asweep!"

[Darkcomet]

DC looks at the holograms.

DC s.

As he is still invisible.